"Latel Night Comfy Cave" edition
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>High Speed fiber-optic internet on the way
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There is a guide rope set up leading to the people trapped in the cave, possibly could attack a pulley later?
This is unreported in articles, press conference on Channel 8 Live Thai.
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Sensored oxygen pumping. Why not?
Scubafag here. Those kids are as good as dead.
>Not Trapped Cave General
>possibly could attack a pulley later?
>attack
Hell of the Upside Down Sinners.
Why are these stupid little monkeys smiling and posing? Do they not realize at least 3 of them are about to die?
Reservation at monsoon presently
Can someone redpill me on this? What's with all the threads? Are you all saying it's a false flag? Are the kids already dead?
7 hours till death count rises. Count it down.
Update the Elon Update for the next thread. The pods are in Thailand already.
> D-Day to known results in 8 hours, at the earliest
"We don’t expect the first exit until 9 p.m. at the earliest. It will take two or three days to bring them all out.’ Governor Narongsak Osottanakorn, in charge of the operation to rescue to the soccer team
Thank you for all your service.
any good jokes yet?
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They look pretty happy to be trapped in a cave
should be renamed to Cave with Traps - General
>First one out is the coach
>The rest of the kids die
How would the world react?
how is elon so good at being in the right place at the right time, he saved south australia with his battery farm and now this, suspicious
TAKE ME IN O TENDER WOMAN TAKE ME IN FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
SIGHED
THE VICIOUS SNAKE
>Thinking this could make it through tight spaces
Oh boy willikers! I can use my billions of dollars for good! I'm going to build small thaiboi sized submarine to get the kids out of there!
TIME TO SAAVE THE DAY AGGAAAIN
*navigates 6 hours into a cave without a flash light*
This is what’s going to happen
scubafag here, there will be plenty of exits well before 9pm
Thats not live user.
just let the kids reincarnate
Kids will not be as difficult to get out, worried about Soccer Coach he is full grown live man!
This may prove more difficult.
why is boris johnson pictured on the left
it's a typo, he meant attack a pulley laser
those are dangerous as fuck to attack because the beam rakes fucking everywhere, but you gotta take them out sooner or later
Bets on what animals they reincarnate as?
some sort of cave organism
>any good jokes yet?
check Elon Musk's twitter
abos
Sadly, I don't think he is wrong.
What do you think, would it be possible if they knocked each kid out with gas or something, put them in scuba gear and carry them out one by one by experienced divers? So to prevent them from panicking and fucking everything up?
Bats
Skinwalker
batfish
ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
who took that picture?
Why dont they just walk out the back of the cave?
olm
The barriers are probably there to keep the media scum from snapping a bunch of photos of dead kids in the event they don't make it out alive.
i said they should try going deeper into the cave also
>Those kids are as good as dead.
I don't actually care. Threads about it are mildly interesting, however.
no it's not, it's just some money hungry schlomo browsing twitter
Rescuer I would think or maybe they take themself since they have high speed internet now, fiber optic cable high speed has been installed in the cave to provide the soccer team internet access.
someone in another thread said that picture was from last year. if you look at it, you see there only 3 kids + coach and the background wall is weird and doesnt match anything from the footage they showed earlier, which is just a brown earthen wall
Each child to be escorted by 2 divers. Expected arrival 9pm (TH) earliest. They'll continue to come out one by one. Next update will come after 9pm,m. Evacuation could continue to tomorrow. Children said they're ready to go home. This is the best time to do it.
Because of the water
Sedatives would probably be a good idea. I'd have them smoke some good weed first, that always helps me keep me dive safer.
where did the camera come from that took the picture in the OP?
cave jews
Thai do not have full grown men.
They should live stream inside the cave
how do they charge their phones?
do they have wifi where the boys are?
>i said they should try going deeper into the cave also
This might be very dangerous, no person has gone to hollow earth and lived, they may be trapped there if go farther unable to return at least in physical form.
Based underwater cave gooks
sadly because the world is cyclical they'll somehow become stranded outside in the sunlight and die
That's why I'm here desu.
Yes they have been livestream inside cave to family who are in house near site or at site looks like a tourist center building due to high traffic area.
Did someone say shotas in a cave?
theyve been waiting on the children to say they are ready to go this entire time, wtf
I need a live stream in English someone plz help me
The divers set off at 10am local time. It is currently just after 1:30pm in Thailand.
*snap*
what if we tilt the earth to drain the water
Do all of the other boys look away while one goes to the toilet? Is there a designated shitting area? Does it smell like sulphur and ammonia in there? There are so many important unanswered questions about this situation.
They dont have phones from what was said maybe they bring them a phone or ipad?
Not wifi they have fiber optic high speed cable internet.
They're all gonna die
Twitch stream when?
solar panel and flashlight shined into the other end of the fiber optic cable
Podesta !
yes, but it's been capped because they went over their bandwidth limit
>somebody give my schizophrenic mind attention
what right into their phones, how does that even work?
>getting stuck in underwater cave
cringe desu
>what if we tilt the earth to drain the water
well they could have built a dam possibly, but now with rain come tomorrow there is not enough time to finish constructing an entire dam like before.
they will pretend to be sad at work on monday,
are they actual trolls hes doing?
If so what happened? did he get his fee-fees hurt that they didnt want to use his ideas and now hes shit posting about some kids that might die?
so they cant just tie a rope to them, give them a scuba tank and just drag them out?
also how did a fucking seal die in there? Did some seventy year old """"""""Seal""""""""" have a heart attack or did he drown?
20% o2 last report which is very good balance but any lower I think they said 15 and it would be bad.
Are we sending out thoughts and prayers on this one, or fuck 'em?
this is fake news until proven otherwise
obviously they brought them a fiber modem and 802.11 router as well
They probably just shit into the water. Or by now the rescuers may have brought in some bags and such.
it's gook technology. they're like light-years ahead of the rest of the world
"Activate the cave explosives"
"a-are you su-"
"I said blow the cave!"
What is she trying to hide?
whats all this rain about?
Why do you faggots even post if you can't be assed to read the threads?
Think it was maybe a phone given them or ipad which family had to watch.
they aren't christian, user.
his ideas themselves are the shitposts
UPDATE
> Thai rescue vehicle carrying 10 people drives off cliff
A rescue vehicle carrying a crew of 10 people drove off a cliff in Thailand on Saturday, foiling another effort to rescue 12 young soccer players and their coach, who have been trapped in a cave in northern Thailand for two weeks. The rescue team had been looking for chimneys around the mountain atop the cave. One person was “badly injured,” according to Thailand-based blogger Richard Barrow. The remaining injuries were not believed to be serious.
Essentially these Thai kids went exploring an incredibly sketchy and deep cave for some fucking reason during a monsoon and got themselves flooded in. They then proceeded to travel deeper and deeper into the cave over a period of a week as the cave continued flooding downwards, and have now gotten themselves so deep into this god forbidden third world hell cave that it’s honestly likely multiple of them will die on the way out, if not all of them. The cave has incredibly tight crawls, and everything is currently flooded. This cave is sketchy as fuck when it’s as dry as the Sahara, so when it is being actively flooded (think a waterfall coming down) it becomes 14/10 sketchy to move through.
Long and short, its a crazy situation.
he ran out of o2
>people never got stuck in a cave before ever
I know you're a fellow American and being retarded is sometimes just a given, but please stop embarrassing us.
weather or not the tools Elon make are used they are there for use which is good, they make it faster and less stressful though they may not work which could happen so they have other plans.