THAILAND CAVE GENERAL /TCG/

"Roll Your Survivor, What team will You Be?" edition
Previous Thread: LIVE:
youtube.com/watch?v=aIsh7TcjGFk

Basic gestalt:
nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/divers-work-tirelessly-to-rescue-soccer-team-trapped-in-thailand-cave-1271831619683
usatoday.com/story/news/2018/07/06/cave-rescues-q-how-thai-situation-happened/764227002/

Headcam Footage:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=aiXrOUNrxKQ

>High Speed fiber-optic internet on the way
thisisinsider.com/thailand-cave-internet-cables-being-wired-to-stranded-soccer-team-2018-7

>Elon Musk update timeline:
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1015666557458964480

>Unreported News:
There is a guide rope set up leading to the people trapped in the cave, possibly could attack a pulley later?
This is unreported in articles, press conference on Channel 8 Live Thai.

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WONGSUKCHAN, PLEASE!

drumpf

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gm

>youtube.com/watch?v=aIsh7TcjGFk
Stream

First boy to surface in 2hours?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

2 confirmed :(

how many cubic mars bars?!?!?!!?

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youtube.com/watch?v=CSuybTo-A9k

why cant everyone be more like snake oil musk

RUMOR

Governor or interior minister could be visiting cave site

/Cavecore/ music lads

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBS2942gTgc

youtube.com/watch?v=hEWPmWprx7Y

What % survive the swim back?

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khaosodenglish.com/news/crimecourtscalamity/2018/07/08/boys-on-way-expected-out-soon/

Could be coming out as soon as 40 minutes

Meanwhile they opted not to use elon's kid submarine idea

2 down, 10 to go

get back to scamming old ladies pajeet

Liquid is measured in rolos

Source? I hope it’s not true.

>all 12 boys and the coah are finally rescued
>the parents rejoiced and rushed to hug them
>the moment they realized that’s not their kids
>in fact none of the parents know any of the kids
>One of the kids look at them and ask
>”what year is this?”

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THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT
THOSE BOYS ARE PAID CRISIS ACTORS

he trolling u

Jews take any opportunity to attack christians like this fuck who was mocking them for being in a church while the kids were still bleeding out because he said they deserve it.

We need to stop fucking around and just glass Israel of these worthless fucks.

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Rescuers, not kids

"It's ya boy Ole Musky here we're building metal caskets for the kids so the parents can at least have the bodies."

nth for die screaming

>kids pull out their vril staves and begin takeover of the overworld
BASTE

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I'd guess 40% really. A couple will die from panicking in the tight part and probably at least one will drown during the scuba part from a flooded mask.

its not true. pajeet is trolling you to feel better about his awful street shitting existence

I bet David Hogg is in that cave

I think a good amount of them can't even swim

He's on his bike

It isnt. Pajeet shat up the last thread with lies like it was a street toilet. No one has come out dead or alive.

>Meanwhile they opted not to use elon's kid submarine idea
not yet should more rain ensue it may be necessary which is why its there on site along with the tube!

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cant swim, move legs back and forth

>and everyone said I was wasting my skill points on swimming in Deus Ex

Would the government even tell us how many survived before the whole thing was over?

0%

What if this is the first step to finally unite humanity against the overseers?

wesleyis leteral cuck
depressed all the time
married milf with another mans child
pay for everything
let her ex husband come over and fuk wife every thu night
still a virgin
stilldepressed

if this shit happen in your country noone would even bother to looking for kid let alone rescue

RESCUE UPDATE

Operation began at 10 local time (03:00 GMT), when 13 international divers entered the cave.

10 of them headed for Chamber 9 (where the boys are) and Chamber 6 (near the junction) as planned.

Another three cave divers joined the operation at 14:00 local time.

There are a number of additional rescue personnel - including divers from Thailand, the US, Australia, China and Europe - stationed from Chamber 3 to the entrance.

This includes a rope system to assist over difficult terrain in Chambers 2 and 3.

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Fuck I hate that guy, damn. . .

I highly doubt that.
t. overseer

fuck i got TINGLES reading that aon you should be writer

You're all going to die down here

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this is crazy

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Thai government fails rescues but instead of reporting the deaths they substitute all the kids with orphans. Parents get paid off but eventually start coming forward with the conspiracy in several years time. Everyone calls them liars and bad parents trying to abandon their children. When the children start coming forward saying they are orphans and it was all a ploy by the government the government accuses the parents of psychologically abusing their children to lie.

don't forget

The Descent
youtube.com/watch?v=4mujk825LXk
The Descent Part II
youtube.com/watch?v=oJ1ev18g0CU
The Last Descent
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvNEcPpgg5I
As Above, So below
youtube.com/watch?v=Fq358xHbzN4
The Tunnel
youtube.com/watch?v=GTsY-ol1ays
127 Hours
youtube.com/watch?v=sHkh34UkWTY
Diving into the unknown
youtube.com/watch?v=mEDOeS782rc
Sanctum
youtube.com/watch?v=OgW7L2uq2VM

list to be expanded

>What if this is the first step to finally unite humanity against the overseers?
Implement Mars bar metric system

He isn't a Pajeet, he's a canuck poster. He is pretty famous on Jow Forums.

drumpf is not diving himself in thailand to rescute the last global victims!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The boys are expected to now be swimming throughout the passageways in tandem with the cave divers.

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Why the fuck did they go through there in the first place?

how and why the fuck did they even go through that in the first place? what the fuck was that coach thinking

how the fuck did they end up so deep in this cave?

no one has time for tandem swimming competition
nice try

Based Leanposter

Is that from this cave or just an example from another one?

Human centipede detected

david lunch lol

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they are going to panic.

yeah, a plastic tube is totally not going to narrow this space

Team Coach checking in!

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The hole into the chamber they are in is too small to attempt this. This is how the "navy seal" died.

this cave

drumpf literally would not fit through the caves to get there
literally hitler

The cave is purgatory like the island in lost. Only those who die in the cave can reach where the kids are.

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How the fuck did they even reached deep in that fucking cave in the first place if they needed to squirm in such crevices without fucking water?

>OH NO BOYS WATER IS COMING LET'S SQUEEZE IN THAT HOLE

FUCKING WHY

Nigger, that's just the plot for changeling.

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Why are Americans so fucking retarded that you still dont know the situation?
every time its one of you

It only floods when it rains. It wasn't raining when they went in and the rain season just started.

>kids face when
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Ahhhh fuck that! What if you lose grip and that thing rolls away. Your fucked.

different cave but almost exactly 3mars bars in length as well, very similar to what the boys will be doing

what the hell, really.

send in that skinny mudskin nigger obama

In pitch black as well, to be honest I doub't someone could manage to sneak that far into a cave completely blind.

>helicopters will fly all survivors to nearby hospital during monsoon.
>monsoon.
Survive 2 weeks alone in cave making brave epic escape.
Die in helicopter crash.

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Maybe their coach helped them get enough levels in Monk to stay calm.

Faggot Jow Forums poster get the fuck outta here stupid American bitch

Yeah exactly, except this time we'll get a thai movie company to produce it using lady boy actors.

>how the fuck did they end up so deep in this cave?
They are all on same Soccer team from Thailand.

they went to far, theres like several pieces of dry land between the entrance and where they are

Fucking hell. I new it was tight but actually seeing it is mental

Why's it always has to be a woman

they went down the cave because tekashi told them to
I am not making this shit up

what are they saying Jow Forums ?

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Quick, someone replace the text with edgy jokes. I'm too lazy today.

BREAKING

FIRST TWO KIDS NEARLY OUT
FIRST TWO KIDS NEARLY OUT

As soon as they feel they can't move they're taking the masks off.

fucking jews using a tragedy to shill their shit, this is why these people serve no purpose proving only that their parasitic monsters who must be destroyed.

What a fucking nigger

Just drain this fucking cave and start rescue it!

Hopefully the England lad is first out.

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