THAILAND CAVE GENERAL /TCG/

"Two Confirmed Rescued" edition
Previous Thread: LIVE:
youtube.com/watch?v=aIsh7TcjGFk

Basic gestalt:
nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/divers-work-tirelessly-to-rescue-soccer-team-trapped-in-thailand-cave-1271831619683
usatoday.com/story/news/2018/07/06/cave-rescues-q-how-thai-situation-happened/764227002/

Headcam Footage:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=aiXrOUNrxKQ

>High Speed fiber-optic internet on the way
thisisinsider.com/thailand-cave-internet-cables-being-wired-to-stranded-soccer-team-2018-7

>Elon Musk update timeline:
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1015666557458964480

>Unreported News:
There is a guide rope set up leading to the people trapped in the cave, possibly could attack a pulley later?
This is unreported in articles, press conference on Channel 8 Live Thai.

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WE DID IT LADS!

They're coming home.

Why can’t they just vaporize the water?

I already see them making an appearance in the world cup final.

>we

Why dont they just froze the water?

All potential boipussces must be rescued.

/Cavecore/ /mu/

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If I dont wake up to massive casualties I'm gonna be sad

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Because magic doesn't exist.

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>wuz

/Cavecore/ /tv/

youtube.com/watch?v=4mujk825LXk

[YouTube] The Descent Part 2 (Trailer) (embed)

[YouTube] The Last Descent Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Chadwick Hopson Movie (embed)

[YouTube] As Above, So Below Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Ben Feldman Horror Movie HD (embed)

[YouTube] Tunnel Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Doona Bae Movie (embed)

[YouTube] 127 HOURS (2010) | Full Movie Trailer in HD | 1080p (embed)

[YouTube] DIVING INTO THE UNKNOWN - official trailer (embed)

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WTF I love Thailand now???

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they've already pumped 35m gallons out, but it's not really helping.

YOURE A DNIOSAUR YOURE A DINOSAUR YOURE A DIIIIIIII NOO SAAAAAUR

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you've been trapped in a cave for 3 weeks, what's the first thing you jack off to once you're free?

CAM ON INGLUND SHIRT BOY
GET OUTTA THA FACKIN CAAAVE

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Thai boys did 9/11?

We did all the hard work by using our meme power. We should be rewarded for this.

DIGITS AND THEY ALL MAKE IT SAFELY TO THE WORLD CUP FINAL

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REPORT OF 2 KIDS RESCUED = UNCONFIRMED
>REPORT OF 2 KIDS RESCUED = UNCONFIRMED

>Colonel can you hear me?

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If Wangsukchan dies. I die.

Tamagoro pokemon doujins.

>I already see them making an appearance in the world cup final.

they were invited but they only get to go if they survive.

This seems like a pretty basic Lemmings map.

youtube.com/watch?v=63CgHZKtmzw

Who are you rooting for in the World Cup /TCG/?

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>Not coach fault
It is actually his fault

what is that in mars bars?

ur mom

Hope they make it out alright. Breaking out the hard drinks for if/when they do.

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England's defeat

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>kangz

some scat porn as the fetish will have been fully developed by that point

would be better for them to just close their eyes and suck the water out through a hose.
Only problem is finding a big enough hose... Does anyone here have a big enough hose?

Humanity seems to be able to succeed the 'ape in cave'-test. Did Human beings finally evolved enough to not die any longer in stupide caves? Everyone is watching those 12 random people who nobody cares about.

For me, it's nuttawut

>power rangers lightspeed rescue
kino
well done...HOWEVER
youtube.com/watch?v=n0XQMITBQ44

Why don't they just burn the water

mum

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kek is with us as digits show!

Keep gibbing energy not everyone out, worst is the Coach is a full grown man not a child so maybe this is more difficult.

Why don't they just dig up?

THEY ARE COMING HOME

>what is that in mars bars?
315

lol the coach will get death penalty if he gets out

get yourself some wild turkey

Why don't they just drink up all the water?

The last guy who did that "disappeared".

Confirmed by my on site sources, two other boys in chamber 2/3 not sure yet.

>facing almost certain death
>survive
>just going home to jerk off
fucking pathetic

i'd hit up many hot girls as i could and drown in pussy
being famous like that gets girls wet, and who gives a shit if some vapid whores reject you after being in a situation like that

Im going Team Coach he going to be most difficult because of the cave.

Croatia
England
Belgium
.....
....
...
France

cause the earths round not flat

>not blue label

Some based pede should release crocs and sharks in the water. Now THAT would be epic.

No he won’t parents and authorities have already said they don’t blame him and for him to not be too upset with himself

THIS

Can't bee to hard digging to a hundred meters of stone with bare hands.

F

>*call hikjacked*
>elon musk: why didnt you use that child submarine I built you you little ingrate

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hitting up ladyboi's

>girls get wet over 15 year old boys that get lost in caves

ah that's where my youth went wrong

most higher species avoid environments where they may be at risk, purely by instinct. it's written into their biology. only human beings are uniquely foolish enough to think they can enter outrageously dangerous environments and live

This

>Farmers agree to let their crops get wrecked
>Everyone later starves to death because there's no food

They'r going to the finals.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5924719/FIFA-boss-invites-Thai-cave-boys-World-Cup-final.html

So I bet the small piece of dry land they are on is just COVERED in their own shit and piss by now.

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My nigga

>Implying Blue is much better

Its one small area, Thailand is YUGE agriculture it is not a concern.

silly user food regrows
also food donations

Cant shit if you dont eat

THIRD BOY confirmed for arriving in CHAMBER 3

Give them pickaxes. Seriously. Team of 13 thai twinks and 10 divers could do 40 metres a day easy

Anyone else been fapping to asians because of this?

hot

Wild Boars

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This whole story sounds like a hoax, or extremely exaggerated to the least.

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they prop shit and piss into the water?

like alpha cage divers?

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5924719/FIFA-boss-invites-Thai-cave-boys-World-Cup-final.html
>FIFA-boss-invites-Thai-cave-boys
This sounds suspicious.

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>Not coach's fault

It is

>Not parents fault for letting them go into a fucking unmapped cave complex during monsoon season

It is

>Assuming Americans wouldn't have had them out a week ago

We would've

Yes, if only we could be more like the Thai. If these kids were white, these same twitshits would be calling them every name in the book. A slow death is coming.

Doesn't the cave extend behind them? They probably shit in that area, the smell must be horrible but they would have gotten used to it.

get yourself some knob creek

wtf trump

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Unconfirmed Thai reports - two boys rescued
The first two boys have been evacuated from the cave, some Thai media are reporting.

There is no official confirmation of this.

>Give them pickaxes. Seriously. Team of 13 thai twinks and 10 divers could do 40 metres a day easy
I think you have no Idea how hard getting through stone it, it would take YEARS digging a tunnel.

>Because of this

I'm always fapping to Asians cob

Not completely true.
You still get occasional liquid shits.

According to my calculations it's 2,47 * 10^9 mars bars

>Does anyone here have a big enough hose

Your mom's underwear drawer has the biggest hose known to man. Many men.

You think one of the divers took of their mask before they got out of the water

haha its funny cause in my language cave is a slang for whore

>not about him
>tries to make it about him
5-d chess

With a constantly rising water level and being on their last leg in life. Old feels, get with it.

their not jews user, they dont live off spreading lies to people around them because they hate God.

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correct, so they tried to avoid the monsoon rain which can get actually very dangerous. It's not like they freely chooses to go in there, it was by nature force.

>Entire world is watching and sending people to help them
>Nobody ever thought of something we're taught in our first science lesson - increasing the temperature so the water in the cave evaporates, thus letting them walk out safely