>Unreported News: There is a guide rope set up leading to the people trapped in the cave, possibly could attack a pulley later? This is unreported in articles, press conference on Channel 8 Live Thai.
some scat porn as the fetish will have been fully developed by that point
Jeremiah Anderson
would be better for them to just close their eyes and suck the water out through a hose. Only problem is finding a big enough hose... Does anyone here have a big enough hose?
Eli Myers
Humanity seems to be able to succeed the 'ape in cave'-test. Did Human beings finally evolved enough to not die any longer in stupide caves? Everyone is watching those 12 random people who nobody cares about.
Keep gibbing energy not everyone out, worst is the Coach is a full grown man not a child so maybe this is more difficult.
John Parker
Why don't they just dig up?
Elijah Stewart
THEY ARE COMING HOME
David Roberts
>what is that in mars bars? 315
Wyatt Bell
lol the coach will get death penalty if he gets out
Easton Wright
get yourself some wild turkey
Cameron Sullivan
Why don't they just drink up all the water?
David Mitchell
The last guy who did that "disappeared".
Jordan Williams
Confirmed by my on site sources, two other boys in chamber 2/3 not sure yet.
Carter Barnes
>facing almost certain death >survive >just going home to jerk off fucking pathetic
i'd hit up many hot girls as i could and drown in pussy being famous like that gets girls wet, and who gives a shit if some vapid whores reject you after being in a situation like that
Carson Diaz
Im going Team Coach he going to be most difficult because of the cave.
Oliver Gray
Croatia England Belgium ..... .... ... France
Michael Bailey
cause the earths round not flat
Zachary Ross
>not blue label
Joseph Nelson
Some based pede should release crocs and sharks in the water. Now THAT would be epic.
James Edwards
No he won’t parents and authorities have already said they don’t blame him and for him to not be too upset with himself
Angel Brown
THIS
Can't bee to hard digging to a hundred meters of stone with bare hands.
Cooper Wilson
F
Justin Fisher
>*call hikjacked* >elon musk: why didnt you use that child submarine I built you you little ingrate
>girls get wet over 15 year old boys that get lost in caves
ah that's where my youth went wrong
Nicholas Rivera
most higher species avoid environments where they may be at risk, purely by instinct. it's written into their biology. only human beings are uniquely foolish enough to think they can enter outrageously dangerous environments and live
Cameron Sullivan
This
Isaiah Long
>Farmers agree to let their crops get wrecked >Everyone later starves to death because there's no food
>Not parents fault for letting them go into a fucking unmapped cave complex during monsoon season
It is
>Assuming Americans wouldn't have had them out a week ago
We would've
Yes, if only we could be more like the Thai. If these kids were white, these same twitshits would be calling them every name in the book. A slow death is coming.
Ayden Thomas
Doesn't the cave extend behind them? They probably shit in that area, the smell must be horrible but they would have gotten used to it.
Unconfirmed Thai reports - two boys rescued The first two boys have been evacuated from the cave, some Thai media are reporting.
There is no official confirmation of this.
Landon Richardson
>Give them pickaxes. Seriously. Team of 13 thai twinks and 10 divers could do 40 metres a day easy I think you have no Idea how hard getting through stone it, it would take YEARS digging a tunnel.
Jace Torres
>Because of this
I'm always fapping to Asians cob
Liam Rodriguez
Not completely true. You still get occasional liquid shits.
Jaxson Perez
According to my calculations it's 2,47 * 10^9 mars bars
Levi Morgan
>Does anyone here have a big enough hose
Your mom's underwear drawer has the biggest hose known to man. Many men.
Carson Richardson
You think one of the divers took of their mask before they got out of the water
Nathan Reed
haha its funny cause in my language cave is a slang for whore
Ayden Carter
>not about him >tries to make it about him 5-d chess
Cooper Green
With a constantly rising water level and being on their last leg in life. Old feels, get with it.
Cameron Gonzalez
their not jews user, they dont live off spreading lies to people around them because they hate God.
correct, so they tried to avoid the monsoon rain which can get actually very dangerous. It's not like they freely chooses to go in there, it was by nature force.
Luis Perez
>Entire world is watching and sending people to help them >Nobody ever thought of something we're taught in our first science lesson - increasing the temperature so the water in the cave evaporates, thus letting them walk out safely