Texan's really need to shut the fuck up with that shitty meme. Firstly, Alaska is WAY bigger. Secondly, literally half of all Australian states are bigger than texas and you don't see us going HURR DURR BIG LAND = BIG THINGS
Your steaks are also average. Pretty cringeworthy watching people harp on about Texas BBQ and its like a lunchtime snack here in Australia.
Stop being so goddam small.
Gr3at thread
Everything is bigger in Texas.. When you compare it to the rest of the USA only
Canada is bigger than both
jupiter is bigger
propane really is better than charcoal
There are more Texans than Australians.
Texas GDP = 1.6 trillion
Straya GDP = 1.2 trillion
stop being poor you cunt
Get fucked you big but unimpressive countries.
>underestimating Texas
You're all total dickheads. Clean your rooms. Faggot kids.
But can they do this?
That's not a good thing.
>living anywhere other than england
death will be so sweet, my blood for her majesty, you offlanders will never know
We seem to have different maps.
At least their women aren't obsessed with breeding with birds
Everything is bigger in Texas!
Australian climate is not compatible for white people anyway
In 2-3 generations it will essentially become a niggerstate
>death will be so sweet
What are you going to do, spoon people to death?
>mfw literally all of that 'space' in australia is full of dingo shit and roo dens
Fuck that stupid "bad ass texan" meme too... stupid gun laws, getting as purple as a choked off cock tip, and half the population is mexi mixed breeds. yeah, fuck you Texas, your next on the worthless turd leviathan list next to Cali.
Ok sweetie. Whatever you convicts need to tell yourself.
>balls in thumbnail pic
>deformed leg in expanded
Why are porn actresses always so soulless looking?
>pic
A toilets view right after a local brisket fair. The horrors that are about to be expelled on this toilet.
That's nice.
What does Texas do that is actually big in relation to the rest of your country, serious question.
Texas doesn't have the biggest cities, its not the largest state, not biggest economy or population, its filled with hispanics which are smaller than other races physically.
I see you have some big power plants? Thats it?
Plus they have as many Hispanics as CA if not more
Strayas used to be so good a shitposting. This is leaf level stuff, practically Bolivian.
sage
We ride horses not kangaroos
You ever been to Texas bro? It's basically a giant shithole. And you're getting asshurt because Australia is an even bigger shithole. Imagine being this much of a nigger.
Thats right. Texas sucks super much. Terrible climate and anti-LGBTQRTX friendly. You hear that Californians? Stay where you are, this place sucks.
You lost your power over us when you let our new Muslim step mum to move in
United kingdom of muslims?
Population means nothing over land mass. Means Texans are squished in while we are free to move around
It's a meme you dip and also it's funny how you get mad like how South Americans get mad when people from the US call themselves Americans.
Go home chong, half your country is an abbo wasteland and the only good parts are being bought up by chinks. kek the absolute state of Australia
That wasn't a shitpost.
Nothing in texas is bigger than anything. Its a shit meme and I really don't know why it exists. If texans came here maybe they'd realise how retarded they sound when they act like everything is bigger in texas.
You are right, even our loss record to emus is smaller.
True but at least our Stats against the Mexicans are better
en.wikipedia.org
>Texas Ranches / Farms by area
56,000,000 hectares
>Australia arable land area total
46,000,000 hectares
hmmm :thinking:
my wallet is bigger than yours. that's for sure.
my foreskin is bigger than your cock, I mean nose
Cool more livestock for you cow humpers to breed
>having to compare Texas to a continent to win
Yeah you sure showed us
Have sex with*
Nice GDP chang. xDdd
Texas is shithole state
"In"
"Than"
Two different words.
Two different meanings.
>tfw no roo-riding qt3.14 aussie gf
Nice 1tn debt to China xDdd
>Your steaks are also average
American beef is low-quality sludge so they have to slather it in spices to cover up the horrible taste of the meat itself.
>Muh GDP
So I guess China is the second best country in the world while Brazil, Mexico, and India are some of the finest countries.
There's more niggers than whites in the world. Since when is insectoid breeding habits a sign of quality of life?
Meanwhile Texas is full of desert land and spic goblinos. Congratulations.
>comparing state to continent
>comparing country to country
Hmmmmmmm :thinking:
noguns fags absolutely on suicide watch.
Texas is not a desert numbskull. Someone has been watching to many western films.
Atleast texas isn't be bought and taken over by chunks.
What's with this posting bro, did someone hurt you?
Florida, texas and Australia are eternal allies and brothers.
You must be one of those small dicked chinks
Fine, this is a lot of money Texas owes though. americancityandcounty.com
Dude, this is playful banter we are all bros still
Our state has more people a bigger gdp and less debt than your entire country according to your stats. XDDDDDDDDDD
Desert = Empty you retard.
The north is a smoggy city shithole full of tornadoes and niggers. The east and west are barren shitholes. The south is a sandy shithole.
3 regions of the state are empty shitholes and the last is a typical smoggy city full of bugmen. Nice state faggot.
superman really is stronger than spiderman
>friends with florida
wtf I hate texas and australia now
>Texas doesn't have the biggest cities,
Dallas and Houston are the 4th and 6th largest metro areas in the US.
Texas has a bigger and better economy than Australia. They have better food, and their women actually look good.
Texas debt is half of all of Australia.
HALF
One of your states debt
1.32 Trillion USD
Australia - GDP (2017
Texas
$1.696 trillion (2017)
You get more money why is your debt so high?
Exactly, the only country that matters
Not teasing, actual curious
>add word smoggy to places youve never been to
Also your country is THE bugman country. Most of Texas is in fact not desert (less than 10%) and small rural communities are not deserts my man. Also calling places barren shitholes that in fact have lively small cities is not an argument. Most of your population is focused in a few smaller areas and the rest is a barren shithole xDDd see what I did there?
Enjoy the chinese colonization bugboi
>Texas doesn't have the biggest cities
Your debt by gdp % is 18.9 and ours is 18%.
Checkmate brainlet
Asking a serious question. Our GDP is near the same, why is Texas debt so high?
Also according to some stats online yours is as high as 40% LOOOOOL
I’ve never even been to Texas but even I know how astoundingly incorrect that statement is
This is a very cunty thread, how about drink some VB bro and stop being a huge cunt. Your huge cunt is bigger in Australia
Have you every been to Texas? Cause you sound like a complete moron.
It’s so funny watching all these idiots talk shit about the most based state in the US when it’s obvious they have never been here.
Texas doesn’t take shit from anyone, they straight up left the union and became their own country because they don’t play that shit.
While Australia is an overgrown prison that turned into a continent.
You talk shit about Mexican immigrantion into Texas but half of China was living in Sydney last time I went you 70 IQ chump. And Texas has no deserts unlike 70% of Australia......which is literally unusable desert land.... BTFO
Ten points for saying VB and not Fosters
6.5million in Houston metro area
7.2million in Dallas metro area
both have more than Sydney and Dallas metro is physically bigger as well
Our economy is larger than yours with 1/10th the land mass
You should be embarrassed
Who would of thought that Texas would get so massive to the point that Aussies would start to mentally breakdown, roo-riders on suicide watch.
They're talking shit about square miles because they know Texan dicks always gonna be bigger
>tfw we so big we are pissing off entire countries
feels good to be a texan today faggot op
>why is your debt so high?
Because everything is bigger in Texas!
>tfw we so big we are pissing off entire countries
An entire continent. Noguns emocucks on suicide watch.
90% of Canada is a snow desert.
The fact you are so angry at another country or state means you have an inferiority complex. Texas is good but becoming overrun by beaners and its too hot right now.
Also we have pic related. Checkmate
And shiner which is better than VB
We know you want to live here to get away from the scary emus. Just book a ticket to Mexico, stay for a few days to pick up their accent, rub some dirt on your face, and sneak in with the rest of them.