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Former SEAL dies during rescue efforts
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Fuck anime
THEY'RE COMING HOME
EIGHT CONFIRMED SAVED AND IN GOOD (((HANDS)))
did they get out yet
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Who candybar here?
>Tfw no Mars bars
Elon Musk's pumping machine saved the day
Water decreased in 2 of the 3 flooded passages, enough to be walked
Elon will arrive in 3 hours and give a press conference
GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGY GUYS!!!!!
"...m-... my... i couldnt play with my new submarine toys........"
>Footballs coming home
>Thai boys coming home
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God just thinking about those boys getting filled with cave-sama's hot sticky gushings, with no escape, in total darkness, being thrown from rock to rock, tossed around like a rag doll in nature's thick, winding, endless belly, totally at the whim's of cave-chan's desires, to be teased and played with, to be given hope and then have it snatched away
God I wish I was in there.
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They're on the way
inb4 an earthquake causes a part of the cave to collapse
4 of them out, 4 more on the way
this pasta is cold please tell the chef
ELON EXPECTED TO ARRIVE SOON.
RESCUED BOYS EXPECTED TO SUCK HIM OFF TO THANK HIM - CNN
I had no hope for these boys.
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First 2 boys are at hospital now via helicopter. Reports are that 5th and 6th boy are in 3rd chamber and are walking out.
FOR ME, EET WAS LAIK A REETORN TO DA WOOMB
Why can't I give a shit about this? It's been the headline on CNN for like 2 years straight.
Happening cancelled, water levels are so low they can walk most of tthe cave.
>well that was a fun walk through endless rocks
>i'll just see what's through this tiny, deadly rock tunnel
>oh look it's more rocks
>Mayos
CONFIRMED
Breaking: Rescue team member saw at least three boys evacuated from cave
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i wonder if there is one hole at amigara fault where you go in and you come out the same shape except only your dick gets really really long and twisty
This is the zenith of all chocolate bars.
Geez next seasons bonding trip will have to be good to top this!
These kids will play a mini-match against all-time legends in the minutes prior to the World Cup Final, according to FIFA
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that's a biscuit
REPLY NUT TO GIVE /OURGUY/ NUTTAWUT YOUR ENERGY
NUT
This is so frustrating make the coach die at the very least
>water levels are so low they can walk most of tthe cave.
ELON SAVED THE DAY AGAIN!!!
>that one kid who found the treasure and decided to eat it before the other boys saw
>2 More Boys Out of Cave, 1 Condition Unknown
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How do people even think
>"hey, a long dark small passage in a rock! Let's see where this goes."
So what did Elon Musk actually do apart from Tweet shitty, overcomplicated ideas?
He can just send them up into space. He'll find a way
Reminder that some of the kids are probably asshole bullies.
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>The Chilean miners made a vow to never talk about what has happened in those two months they were beneath the surface
>Really makes me think
Only 11 boys and the coach will make it out, and we will never talk about it.
will the coach make it though? Isn't he a big guy to go through that small bit where the divers have to take out their oxygen tank?
Weather apparently improved and pumping helped lower water levels to walkable in previously flooded areas.
This is it bros! LET'S GOOOO
Gibbing energy hnggggggggggggg
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>The pumps are working too well
>Flood it
WHY DID IT HAVE TO GO LADS?!?!?!
He drained the cave
>that's a biscuit
Who here hates capitalists like Musk?
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR at 7:40pm
First two boys in the hospital in Chiang Rai
3rd and 4th boys in the field hospital at Tham Luang
5th and 6th boys have reached the third chamber in the cave
those actually aren't so bad, they have a low glycemic index or whatever so you don't get hungry soon afterwards like with most gay nigger food
they're overpriced though
I wish brazilian monkesy would get trapped instead
but noone would give a shit then lmao
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It is a weird and sadistic feeling but if all of the lads just get out so easily there is no thrill. This feels like a boring American flick where none of the main characters can die so you feel no tension.
For you.
that's a scone
Reminder that statistically at least one of them will become a ladyboy
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Caramac lad.
>yfw your soccer team will never get stuck in a cave and die
NUT
I hope this doesn’t turn into that stupid volcano general that was nothing but avatarfagging.
i decided for my Thai influenced fap to go with some Asian Street Meat vids
All of these people dead?
Why didn’t the rain fuck them up?
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fucking straya cunt
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thai people are ugly
japanese people are beautiful
He gave ass to mouth resuscitation when one of the boys was drowning.
Based elon literally saved his life
soccer chads = 1
cave weebs = 0
>Coming in Fall 2020
WE SAVED THEM
ive never seen this before, what sate you in lad?
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Never understood why the miners felt like they needed to make a pact of silence over what went on down there. We already know 99 per cent of their story so the thing they are hiding is definitely experimental gay sex.
This thread is a distraction
GET IN HERE
>grab an umbrella cuz' dads gonna make it rain on ya
not the best timing for this commercial...
This all seems too easy
Can already predict what the end scene of the shitty movie their gonna make will look like
pls learn proper american.
thx.
the kids were planted there to distract attention away from a military coup attempt or just for the news value
elon musk paid corrupt thai officials to get free promotion for his tunnel boring equipment
Don't worry the movie will make the escape more dramatic
Thx Elon !!!
then who was phone?
Why do your qts lead a life of crime?
where my frank-posters/fellow movie-watchers at?
how many of those rescued will be forever gay after this experience?
Who here thinks Musk is absolutely based and hates leftist, union supporting scum like this faggot?
Go get some condensed milk bro, no different
are you guys just memeing or did Musk save the day?
>BREAKING: CHILDREN ACROSS THE WORLD ARE PURPOSEFULLY TRAPPING THEMSELVES IN CAVES IN ORDER TO GET FREE FIFA WORLD CUP TICKETS
HAPPENING
Great shit. This and Asian Apple Seed is immense.
I feel ya... it does seem overhyped now compared to yesterday. I'm sure its still dangerous but the kids are practically moonwalking out of there at this point so...
yes rip