You sit down behind this thing. What do?

Change seats like any normal person

Breed the stupidity out of them

t. Chang

haha imagine the smell, haha

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Kindly ask her to remove her hat.

If she refuses, contact the manager of the establishment.

If all else fails, contact Perseus.

>falling for the $20 for two drinks and some popcorn concession jew
Fuck that, I sneak food in all the time

watch the roaches crawl out and take bets on if Jamarquavius eats them..

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>you sit down behind this
No, I would go get my money back if that was the last seat in the house.

Jizz in it

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Well the last time I went it was $5 for drink and popcorn
It's been a few years

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>sitting behind negro
This is state of Australian anglo...

checked
also the first thing I thought
I rarely go to the movies anymore and when i do i sit as far from the nogs as possible.

t. he cute

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Make a quick escape to the restroom so I can vomit from the rancid smell that wafts my way, the sit somewhere as far away as I can.

Aren't dreadlocks just unwashed hair clumped together?

never seen nigger in cinema

kek

slowly fill it with popcorn, one piece at a time, through the whole movie

>It's a wonder why I stopped going to theaters
Stop going to movies loved by faqggots
Problem solved.
I haven't heard a conversation, Tostitos, "get out the way bitch!" in at least 15 years.
>seeing movies made for morons
>complains when there are morons in the theater

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why do you watch black panther? it is a shit movie

King Jeremiah is such an asshole

Set it on fire

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Find the theatre attendant and report two obnoxious niggers, one with oversized hair dog, are harassing movie-goers, then point them out and go watch another movie.

Fuck niggers.

Absolutely SEETHING

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>what's it gonna be sir?
>just shit my hair up famini

>paying money to watch some retarded dribble made by pedo kikes
ISHYGDDT

Plant millet in it.

....not sit behind that?

Call the cops

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they have a bag of tostitos and a glass jar of salsa....

scream at the top of my lungs

>KANKER NEEEEGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

Sit somewhere else like a normal person, while silently growing my hatred for niggers like a normal person

Set it on fire, obviously.

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I wouldn't sit down behind Medusa

"Hey there, smoothskin."

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every 2 minutes lightly tug one then look away obviously when she turns around and frowns at you

I bet you took a wiff just to see how she smelled!

BTW what movie is that?

I bet you sat on that seat for the entire movie, you ball less faggot!

>You sit down behind this
>What do?

Kill myself for being so retarded.

Ask her nicely to move out or switch sits and if she refuses pull out my portable circumcision scissors and solve it myself.

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kek. It's becoming more hilarious everytime it happens

Start pushing her chair and cough every 30 sec.
If she doesn't react, I get up and mumble about it so she can notice me.

put some skittles in the hole.

i'll show those fascists i'm gonna walk around with a pile of catshit on my head

Audible kek.

pull out my lighter

Not be at a theater in the first place; they're the cesspit of humanity.

FPBP

This. Also begin lobbying for segregation and separation.

FPBP, imagine the smell.

I would bleach her whole family until they are all certified 56ers. Then, like a shadow in the night, im gone. The Blacked Knight. I'll be the hero you don't deserve.

Many theaters have assigned seats now. You wouldn't really have many options.

Pull down my pants. Poop in hand. Roll it under her chair. Pull my pants back up. Laugh.

What kind of poverty movie theater is this?

>Excuse me, can you please let your hair down. I cant really see the screen
>"Sure, no problem"
>Thank you

Why would I go to a cinema in the first place? It's overpriced, people are loud and almost every single time there will be niggers or poos reeking of shit and piss. Hard to pay attention when my body wants to puke from the smell.

He said we wuzn't KANGZ N SHEEIT!

Explain to her how is still cultural appropriation for light skinned blacks (who are really just whites) to pretend to be African.

/this

>You should really see a Doctor about that Tumour on your head, ma’am.

move.

It's the evidence of flying pasta god :)

Context? WTF.

fpbp

light this shit up

Kek

Boondocks predicted this

I would say cut it but last i checked its hard to smuggle a weed whacker into a theater

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Get up and leave. The modern theater experience is like emptying your wallet on the counter so you have the privilege of eating out Michael Moore's ass.

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>context
Africa

If you don't time your kinoplex viewing perfectly to make sure nobody else is there, then don't go.

>You sit down behind this thing. What do?
Call ghostbusters.

Is it me or do dreads look like cat shit?

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>You sit down behind this thing. What do?

Never go to public theaters, sticky floors, ugly public, inflated prices, crime threat, shooting threat, etc. etc.

Stream that shit at home. Save gas, money, aggravation. Invest in a nice set up, you will be happy like me.

cut a piece off and smoke it like a joint.

I bet there is so much thc in that pile, it'd give a good high

Only correct answer.

>What do?
Choices are simple.
Not sit there, or if I was there first tell him not to sit in front of me.

take the seat in front of it

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That looks really smelly.

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Niggers.

I dont watch gay jewllywood movies especially not in a theather so i wouldnt know. Serves your right for paying some kike for some gay interracial propaganda movie

African Necklaces