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4 confirmed out, 6 rumored
The news says two of the lady boys have already made it out
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Elon Musk saved the day with his Tesla Evaporating Machine, he changed it from money mode to water mode
1 boy and 1 diver MIA
xth for we did it lads!
Happening over
>mfw
Give your energy to the Wild Boars
Last I heard it was 2, how is this happening so fast
would be so wonderful to see them at the world cup final
they probably will be like "what? germany is out hahahah"
this thoughts make me happy :)
Those aren't the boys that are coming out. They're something else
Thanks Elon!
Truely the engineer of our time.
How the fuck they are still stuck there? Could have been solved within a day
How many ladyboys are left in the shafts?
Shut up burger, Elon did nothing
take my nergy kek to make this timeline best timeline for all. (except Jews)
*Nature plays the monsoon card*
He should get a nobel prize
6 boys 1 coach
how is mah niggah wontsuckchan doing?
Elon Musk's Submarine is actually amazing, being able to rescue so many people in those treacherous conditions. He truly is a genius.
How did the ex Navy diver die? Thankfully these kids have gotten out without much trouble
>Belgium - Croatia?! We should go back to the cave!
after this ordeal? 12 coaches and 1 boy
I would watch this porno
Off topic, but this is why /leftypol/ will always lose
They don't care about big events and therefore cannot influence them
he ran out of air. what a fucking amateur am I right guys?
top kek
>rain season ends
>people go explore the cave
>find 13 naked bodies deep into it
>the boys werent the ones who got out
Knocked unconscious underwater
heard he got trapped in a wire but don't believe me blindly since i don't have a source at hand
Who would win?
Mother nature vs 12 smol bois
>Suggesting we did anything
Why does Jow Forums care about this so much?
yesterday:
>suicide mission lmao. they're all going to die. look at what they have to go though
today:
>wtf this is a fucking conspiracy. how did they all survive? get a load of that beta thai diver who died lmao. I wanted a HAPPENING
Jow Forums utterly fucking BTFO
fuck off james bond
It's the only happening in a long time
>go in deeper
>find more naked dead bodies
>the boys weren't the first ones to be replaced
Removed scuba gear at one of the mid points and breath pocket cave air, which had too low oxygen in it, so he passed out and drowned.
picture of first 2 boys rescued
do we know if it is wutacockchan or nuttawak?
happenings are comfy
Empathy?
If this your first happening on Jow Forums?
This literally happens every time.
The movie will start filming soon then
what would skinwalkers be doing in a flooded cave in Thailand? use your brain idiot, if anything we would have come out disguised as the divers because they wear masks and none of the locals would recognize them, I wouldn't worry about it.
We smell a conspiracy.
t. skinwalker
Dunno. I've been on tcg threads for like 3 days. It's dramatic. Or was.
He was a former Thai SEAL, but he had been out of the forces for around 12 years. I'm pretty sure the confirmed account is that he ran out of oxygen, and subsequently lost consciousness. It's likely that he overestimated his rusty diving skills, and miscalculated how much air he would need for the return trip.
Jow Forumstards are a bunch of softy sweeties
>go deeper
>more bodies, each one different, more grotesque than the ones before
We're rooting for the cave right?
They aren't skinwalkers, they're something else, something unknown. Something that's sick of being underground
Supposedly there was still air in his tanks though. Probably knocked himself unconscious or got trapped on something. Maybe his wetsuit tore.
the girls in their school will be all over them after this xD haha!
The cave was closed with plastic yesterday so nobody could see the entrance.
>everything goes as planned
>rain will finally fullfill my dreams of having a ladyboi harem
>now I only need to groom them into becoming my girlfriends
>we will live of insects and the cavern critters, and we have plenty of water
>wait what is that light in the water
Why cant Drumpf just shut the FUCK up???!!!
>4 out
How is that even possible I thought they were doing them 1 at a time
Nice argument you got there pal. It is a fucking 1-way tunnels. Are they using their hand to dig and bicycles to pump out water or what? Do you have any idea how retarded they are to still be on it? I'd be ashamed
absolutely
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UPDATE at 8:11pm: The third boy is being put into an ambulance to go to the helicopter at Ban Chong.
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The U.S. is working very closely with the Government of Thailand to help get all of the children out of the cave and to safety. Very brave and talented people!
Depends, are you a subhuman?
they were doing them in groups
4, 3, 3, 3
>bodies go back thousands of years
>on the way out see a body
>it looks just like your guide
>Going to an outdoor activity with coach and rest of team
>Starts raining
>Tee-hee, we must take refugee in a cave
>Y-your shirt is becoming see-through
>Kya! D-Don't look *blush*
>... *minutes passing*
>I hope this cave does not have a bear
>D-Don't be ridiculous, baka!
>Signboard outside: ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ 注意!!
???
They are "happenings" Junkies
> coach
> 12 young asian boys
> alone in a cave
> heaven
why the fuck are these guys not on HRT and why the in the FUCK do they not look like girls (boys)?
imagine being so deluded that you have to virtue signal THIS fucking hard.
At what point would they know he's dead? Do they have communications or would they just be like "Oh shit, Gong is an hour late" and then the next person just had to poke around in the water until they found him?
DRUMPF TO THE RESCUE
military base or something
The Thai boy knows where he is at all times. He knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is, from where he isn't, or where he isn't, from where he is, whichever is greater, he obtains a difference, or deviation. The slope brain uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Thai boy from a position where he is, to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position where he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is, is now the position that he wasn't, and it follows that the position where he was, is now the position that he isn't. In the event of the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't in, the slope brain has aquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the Thai boy is, and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by a sense of direction. However, the Thai boy must also know where he was. The Thai boy memory of previous location scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the Thai boy has obtained, he is not sure just where he is, however he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he knows where he was. He now subracts where he should be, from where he wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where he shouldn't be, and where he was. He is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "cave".
Did he even have a dive buddy?
If conditions have improved significantly (most of the water pumped out) then you can walk them out in groups. Remember they managed to walk in as one group of 13 boys and a coach.
baed
Only on weekdays
based quads
I wonder how much money in total was used in rescuing these guys.
CRINGE
>dude the kids are out
>trump: oh shit, I better hurry up and act like I've been helping
how the fuck did they get in there in the first place?? This is ridiculous.
Even when its not about trump
it's about trump
these people are 100% NPCs
No doubt he is personally leading the rescue.
Trump is going in and is singlehandedly going to save these lads by dragging them out without a scuba diving suit. what a madman.
There's always ways to communicate.
Even the most simple ones, cave systems are very good for sound.
Imagine being an insane cat lady who gets upset when the President does not tweet about what you are currently thinking about.
Ted kaczynski gets internet from prison
>15ins wide?
>lets just use that standard measuring unit, the mars bar
just fucking why?
I'm not sure, the articles I've read didn't elaborate on how his body was discovered.
I don't think so. This was in the earlier stages of the operation when things were pretty disorganized. I could be wrong however.
Nobel prize when
Of course we didn't, it was a general statement
Jow Forums still had a general, while /leftypol/ argued about Leninism details
Your welcome rest of world
That's a kike.
3 boys and 5 girls just emerged from the cave.
Then you're not rooting for the cave until 12AM.
t. kike