Stop drinking misogynist drinks

they do this so they can drink the vodka easier, not realizing that they ruin a perfectly fine liquor with this energy drink garbage.

Redbull is the only soda i can enjoy

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They can't stand the strength of the alcohol, they gotta hide it with sugar

How does one figure this out?

fuck, beat me to it

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its a bar on Greek row at a major university, the frat chads like Red Bull a lot for Some reason

>Researchers found that men who were more likely to agree with statements like, "A man should prefer watching action movies to reading romantic novels,"
It's time to start aborting female babies.

>Just finished a grueling back workout
>Decide to go for a blue Monster absolute zero
>Open up ck2 and Jow Forums on duel screens
>Open up Crusader Chants for backround ambience
>*Crack*
>Sip

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For the first time shlomo is right.
That radioactive piss should be banned.

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You just find whatever drink is more popular with straight white men than it is with brave POC, and then write a smear piece about it.

Pretty simple stuff really.

Probably, our customers are mostly 21 year old chads and sorority girls trolling for dick

What do energy drinks have to do with nofap?

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what do you think about quake

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Science.

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Im 31 years old and get my sips every weekdat morning on my way to work. Guess Im terrible.

alcohol is for gays

Yep, that was a great game. It peaked with 3.

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>fine liquor
Vodka is ass

>not even trying the hide the jew-ness

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>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
AHHHh (Ahhh... Ahh... Ah... )

They are though.
Regards and the mentally ill crave sugar

fucking roastie kike

forgot pic

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Bars don't count because they're full of degenerates

>those arms
is she a holocaust survivor?

You do not need science to tell you that.

Agreed. If you're trying to quit porn weed and energy drinks are the devil.

The only time people should raelly have energy drinks is when working long hours. People who drink Monsters+Red bulls as cocktails or gaming fuel are the weakest race.

>"science confirms..."
Are journalists just hive mind bugs that all say and think the same shit?

>like energy drinks

Nobody likes them, they are just better than the fucking garbage that passes for coffee that most places offer these days is all.

A good cup of black coffee blows energy drinks out of the water, but starbucks and other coffee joints make burnt coffee bean sludge that they have to fag up with sugar and flavorings to disguise their terrible flavor.

God dammit, I'm getting pissed just thinking about. When did it become so incredibly difficult to get a smooth cup of coffee?

I hate everyone and everything that fucked up my bean brew and have causes me to resort to these inferior canned, piss flavored sodas. At least Bawls was actually tasty, monster, red bull, noz, and the like are pure shit.

Fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk.

I want a cup of coffee so bad right now.

Literally mentions straight white males in the article.
It's old as fuck tho 2015.

Why would anyone want to drink diabetes in a can?

This. If you put anything sugary with liquor, you're not ready or mature enough to drink it.

>Shlomo was right
Nope. Energy drinks are the last implicit stand of White identity

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As a 30 year old boomer ill never put down my zero calorie Monsters

Doesn't this just mean caffeine is bad for adhd and nofap? Energy drinks are just caffeine, sugar, and maybe b vitamins aka taurine.

Energy drinks are inferior to coffee when it comes to caffeine.

IDK what you think 30 year old boomer wojak loosk comfy af

*idc

The guy who did the study is Ronald (((Levant)))

only retards would drink energy drinks

Make yourself some coffee then.
Is it so fucking hard?

Who keeps trying to sell energy drinks on here????
Everyday there’s a thread trying to sell that shit...

Yeah and energy drinks are expensive in comparison. It's a pleb drink.

The "scientist" behind the study

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Wow, Twuntington Post is actually right about something. I guess it's true that even blind squirrels find a nut once in a while.

Science fails to prove axioms

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stfu kunt

Most definitely

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Why does caffeine give me so much anxiety lads?

Gome say that to my face :DDDD homo :DD

Are energy drinks bad?
It's just water +synthetic chemicals.

Same reason why some people can handle certain drugs and others can't. It has to do with your brain chemistry.

>taurine
is not a B vitamin

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>he’s never tried the strongest energy drink on the market

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Really?
Some have guarana too

you're in an emotionally associative state, meaning you are judging reality based on the fluid and changing state of your emotions, instead of a state of self-control where your mind is focused on goal oriented behavior and the emotions are either dull and meant only as a signal of something or subsumed with the calm of purpose.

Actually no.

Caffeine and Taurine have different effects on a person's brain that actually has ADD (refuse to call it ADHD).

In particular they don't get hyper, but instead calm. It helps them to focus.

An easy test to see if your kid was diagnosed wrongly with ADHD was to give them a cup of coffee and watch.

The Kids with ADD would not get hyper from it. And act like a normal child.
Kids who were just diagnosed with ADHD because they were hyper kids would bounce even further off the walls.

I actually have ADD diagnosed before it was cool, and over diagnosed and as the result of a 3 day mental health battery.

Energy drinks and caffeinated vape juice are for concentration.
(Finally if you don't believe me, ponder this "Stimulant medications are the most common and widely used drugs for treating ADHD. Most stimulant medications are a form of methylphenidate drugs; these include Ritalin®, Focalin®, Concerta®, and Metadate®. Amphetamines commonly used include Adderall® and Dexedrine®."

I enjoy drinking all types of beer, even IPAs which most people whinge about. But the hard liquor just doesn't even taste good to me. Either it's a Yager bomb or an Irish car bomb or a Vegas bomb or or Rum & Coke or beer for me.

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We have a complimentary cold brew machine at work. Management wants us bouncing off the walls.

How could sythetic chemicals be bad? They were created by a scientist

IPAs are the fedora of drinks

Or as a man said at a rifle match I was at.

IPA are just a straight man's pumpkin spice latte... Your a basic bitch.

Thanks for proving my point.

Nofap is a pseudoscience. You can say whatever about it and retards will eat it.

i like4 champions

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It's probably just a matter of getting used to it. The burn from hard liquor becomes very pleasurable after a while

Not even hiding behind a post

>Guys who like energy drinks are terrible

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>red bull vodka
isn't this supposed to give you a heart attack?
Why is IPA considered nu male hipster beer? You'd think some fruit beer would be popular among hipsters

I unironically hate energy drinks

when Jow Forums takes a rough CIA meme, improves it and makes it endearing. fuck i love you guys. the 30 year old boomer is white. they were attacking whiteness

Holy shit man they made a version with 250 mg of caffeine in a teaspoon.
Might as well just go for amphetamines at that point
caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/redline-rtd

because IPAs are bitter, so they once upon a time had the connotation of being beer for men, which hipster numales adopted like they adopted the beard, because they have to signal masculinity through artificial means since they possess none

haha the stuff with yohimbine in it

At the end of the day we still hate whites too, just a little less than niggers and jews.

Im not sure how or why they became hipster beer, but it was around the time brewers got into a competition over who could jam the most hops in. They end up with absolute swill. Pretty sure hops contain estrogen mimickers too so the bugmanism self perpetuates.

you're retarded

stimulant paradox is a fucking myth fammû

>>red bull vodka
>isn't this supposed to give you a heart attack?
Not too healthy, but every wannabe cool guy drinks that shit.
>Why is IPA considered nu male hipster beer? >You'd think some fruit beer would be popular among hipsters
Some retard started le hops make you a woman meme and all these low-T faggots jumped on it, so they could blame their lack of manliness on something.

Gj 26 year old (((boomers)))

Energy drinks spark a testosterone response in men.
I highly encourage their use, but get the smallest version of the drink (the sugar is too high).
Best bet would be to buy ingredients online, and make your own version with lower sugar.
I refuse to use sugar subs other than stevia, and they don't currently make energy drinks with stevia.
Well they do, I think Zevia might have some, but I think they are lacking in some of the other ingredients.

>How does one figure this out?

Science, lemme break it down.

Refuse to buy ads on Huffpost?

Product gets slammed.

>not taking both
Knew a guy who used to pop adderall and down a redline to play better in R6

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28 yr retired boomer here. god really must have made this life because its just too perfect

i don't even drink that shit, and i still hate women.

ADHD is not a real thing.