Magic the Gathering has went full SJW

Why don't you tell me what it is, nerd?

>We've made a decision to move away from what makes us popular to please a tiny minority of people who don't play our games

cool

Its been happening for the last few years now. Eventually these companies will learn that pandering to the tiny group of crazy people will not make them any money. In fact, they will lose money by alienating their true audience.

Eventually we will get to laugh at these companies when they collapse from all of this pandering.

They've already lost money. They don't care.

I didn't know what it was. So I looked it up faggot

"i welcomed them and got laid"

yeah absolutely man, we all believe you. definitely. about the sex thing. you did it, buddy.

Grotesque.
It's truly absurd that they would target the most marginalized and derided in society and literally say "you aren't good enough for that either, I would never be seen with you, now here's all my followers to paint various social slurs upon you".

>I gave women attention so I could get sex from them

>Women can demonstrate they are real fans by taking off their clothes for my gratification

>Insulting actual fans and virtue signalling on twitter

No idea who this guy is, but he's getting #MeToo'd real soon.

I mean, Ghostbusters and Star Wars already happened. At this point they clearly care more about social capital than actual capital.

didn't they attacked boogie a few weeks ago up to the point he almost commited suicide?

pls no bully, frend

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Ignoring that the only reason they spent so much money and effort in that was attentionwhoring and not decication to the game/medium/genre etc

the pointing to ones head thing is as bad as the basedboy open mouth excitement thing.

Who gives a shit. If you play this shit you're unfit to live.

Dude there sales are down like 33%. Writing your characters as fags or trannys isn’t going to get broad appeal in a 85% white male audience. Loud vocal minority will fuck up just about anything. Hopefully the Morons keep Catan based.

Magic is, and always has been, fucking gay.

You'd trade away hard work and dedication of hundreds of people for a few orgasms. Selfish and pathetic.

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Damn, Magic is more hardcore than I thought

Let there be peace between us.

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What the fuck is wrong with people? Everyone who buys magic watches porn almost non stop

>yfw there are probably less than a dozen female magic players in the world

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>Those white cis bigot racist nazi male human two eye having finger using brain thinking lol dorks nerd virgin autism incels
No one sane talks like these freaks.

Is WotC involved in Settlers of Catan somehow?

Also your point about sales percentages are accurate, the theory is that you'll lose like 5% of your core market, but that's okay because they're toxic anyway and will raise the happiness of the 95% remaining original market whilst boosting your new customer base massively effectively doubling your customer size at the cost of a small toxic group of evil racist homophobic sexists.
And when it doesn't work they say you haven't done it hard enough and you need to boot out another 5% and make sure that everyone knows about it and also hire more feminists to help show your message is official.
So you do and it doesn't work so you do it again and again and then go broke and they move on to another company just before your fall using all the publicity you paid for to promote themselves as diversity experts somewhere else and start all over again(they'll point out that they doubled your marketshare amongst girls, from 5% of your sales to 10%, ignore that you lost about 40% of your male customers at the same time and then proceed to destroy the next company).

The world is becoming a macro simulation of a relationship where a pathologically jealous partner controls the other person to the point the other person is on eggshells all the time..

If there has ever been a bigger target for getting #metoo'd, this guy is at least a close second. He reeks of nice guy.

In the time it took you to write those snarky replies, you could've just answered the man's question. So stop acting like a self centered kike. That goes for everyone.

No WoTC isn’t involved with Catan. I’m just starting to see more hair dye at events. That coupled with the fact that the world championship game is also always straight white/asian males could be calls for this cancerous crap.

>cosplay
>Getting paid tens of thousands of dollars to dress as a whore
>needs it to feed and clothe herself
>fan

The absolute state of paladins.

Imagine if all the characters in MTG actually looked like MTG players.

>card shit
i dont play gay garbage

>They've already lost money. They don't care.
Any publicly traded company that engages in behavior that results in lost profits should immediately be sued by the shareholders and the board disbanded.

I didn't know either
neatorama.com/2013/03/21/The-Origins-of-the-Terms-Cheesecake-and-Beefcake/

How much my sexy cards going to go for now?

>Stupid nerds and their muhsoggyknee oh well more free pussy for me
I'm getting mixed signals. Is he trying to take the moral high ground or bragging about how cosplayers are ez sex?

>not on reserved list
$0.25

someone tell him
>this is why hearthstone is destroying your shitty game

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>25 cents
That could be up to 5x increase if people are buying for just sexy females.

ugh

God damn. Nine tenths of the time, cosplayers haven't even watched/played/read the work they're referencing. It's not about admiring the work, it's about trying to redirect admiration from the work to themselves.

>You love thing? [covers self with thing, uncovers cleavage] LOVE ME INSTEAD!

>(((Rosewater)))

Every. Damn. Time.

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>how can i brag about having sex, assert myself over incels, show that i'm a "true fan", and virtue signal feminism at the same time

what an ego

MTG has been on decline since around 2007.
The time magic was fun was in 2013.
Planeswalkers signaled the end was coming.

>the last time mtg was remotely fun was in 2013

Hearthstone is only destroying itself. If anything MTG is committing suicide by trying to be more like it with Arena.

Art of sexy women makes other women who are naturally and unhelpingly attractively deficient. Most of the small minority of women who actually enjoy gay games like magic(and are not just hot chicks in it for beta male dollars) fall into the category of attractive deficient. They then are made to feel bad and inadequate when the equally attractiveness deficient men swoon over the hot drawn on 2d goddesses. When you'd rather masturbate to a drawn on girl than have sex with a real girl, it honestly says more about the condition of girl than the guy.

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>catering to subsets

Yeah, he's the fucking cancer killing the game. Always has been.

I did the pre-release today. It wasn't much fun.

Pulled nothing good/valuable or even useful for the deck. About a dozen at the event, massively down.

One or two people pulled every valuable/useful card and everyone else got shit.

The business model alone is failing as you're paying for shit 99.9% of the time and the worst players can win because they've lucked out and got the best cards or bought them to win.

Women make up 52% of the population, feminists told them that they don't play because sexualized artwork. They believe them.

Capitalism at work.

If you fags stopped buying new cards and stood by your convictions they would listen to you, since you never do...neither do they.

remember his great idea for (((fixing))) the problem with blocks? that lasted almost a year?

I predicted it a few years before it happened too. What a fucking idiot.

Sometimes people want the Jow Forums definition. Usually describing (((their))) influence

Time to return to return to return to return to Return to Ravnica.

The shift from plane to plane meant a lot of useful cards didn't get printed because they didn't fit the setting.

They're trying to "fix" the issue with core sets again but everything in the core set is situational like Alpine moon trying to fix issues like Tron and useless 99% of the time.

I used to play this years ago. I think I stopped at mirage.I can't believe there is still a market for this and they can afford to alienate fans like this

People drop hundreds on cards just to fuck others over. The after market has insane prices.

You fail to see the average video game/card player for what they are. Their lives are at such a point where their entire life IS video games. It's impossible for them to imagine a situation without them. That's why even the most redpilled gamer will go "Wow the latest installment is full SJW pandering and the creator specifically labelled me as the problem demographic and the type of person they don't want to buy their products. I'll show them, this time I'll only preorder 5 copies of the game! I'll still get the season pass of course, but I'll only buy 1 set of each collectible figurine. It's really the final straw! I won't even cosplay as any characters!!"

Companies will be just fine shitting on the average gamer.

This is why I don't want to consider myself a nerd anymore.

>Question.
I found like 3-4 massive decks of magic the gathering cards. What can I do with them?

Look up the value online and sell them.

Well the issue here is that once these people leave they never come back to it. So even if they retain a decent percentage if they aren't making those numbers back with a new audience(who are also willing to spend similar amounts of money annually) then they'll be slowly bled dry.

Easy answer

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If this was a game, you could print out your own cards and nobody would care, like people do with settlers of catan. Magic is not a game, it's a vulgar display of wealth.

Problem is a good number of spergs buy hundreds of packs in the hope of getting one or two mythic rares and keep them going.

>massive decks
shove them up your ass cause they are trash

Dammit Fisher! You've been spotted I'm pulling you out

need to push them to make completely 1 color people in their artwork all wearing the same color neon pink hair, androgynous, and wearing light blue moo moos to avoid upsetting anyone imo

How come this sn't considered gambling? We should push to get magic banned like we are loot crates

In theory that would be nice. That's not how it works usually though. Card companies make most of their money from the hopeless incels that spend thousands of dollars for muh cards. Those people don't have enough conviction or self respect to ever stop buying.

>You fail to see the average video game/card player for what they are. Their lives are at such a point where their entire life IS video games
>doubt.pg
I'm a complete degenerate when it comes to gaming, and the rest of your post is just not true. Gaymers shit on companies all the time, most simply stopped supporting certain companies. No preorder. Season pass are for big titles who mainly remain afloat because of coloreds, wymen and casuals. "i wont bother pirating it" is a recurring comment.
Companies are changing their ways to pander to different groups than they used to, I don't care if it's the post-obama era, the post-pc era, the sjw era, or whatever the fuck you want to call it, companies are adapting and morphing to a different demographic and market, and the market is adapting and reflecting that as well
see: boon in indie games
>Companies will be just fine shitting on the average gamer.
companies will be fine if they pander their product to a specific group and shit on a specific type of gamer

It's 100% gambling. I sat across from one player who had his pre-release box (6 packs) and had also bought a 36 pack box designed for store display.

He'd crack one and say "I'll just do one more". Not get what he wanted and crack another. He spent about $100 on cards easy for a chance to "win" the ones he wanted.

>I got laid xD

>Core sets will let us print generic cards again
>BTW we made all the cards shit because its a core set lol

But like how? Like I do not know shit about Magic the gathering or selling trading cards.

wish i read that post fully, the very last line is the point I poorly layed out in

>make card art of intense gore and psychological horrors
>we don't want to make a subset of players feel uncomfortable

If you recommended that.Then you must have tried it.

I can understand that, my knowledge/experience is more based around the comic book industry, figured there would be crossover with games.

100% this. Only about 10 cards are worth anything and most have be reprinted beyond the point of a joke like Colossal Dreadmaw.

Haha It's too easy to lie online. No one believes that guy. He fucked trannies if anything.

When I was a kid I got the appeal of card games but now i'm an adult I would be disgusted with myself for dropping a 100 quid on packs of coloured card

This. at the most basic level, conservatives will tolerate liberals because they believe in things like meritocracy and making money, but liberals will not tolerate conservatives because they believe they are morally obligated to engineer a more "just" society. If an organization is not explicitly conservative, it will be subverted. Even if it is explicitly conservative, it can still be subverted but it is more difficult.

Tits and ass.

>discussing the same thing over and over and over again, hoping things will change

When are you going to do something about it? That's the better question.

>I let in women because I wanted to fuck them
Wow, exploitative much? This guy can be destroyed using their own rules. Alinsky tactics 101, destroy him for keks.

It's fucked up I saw a guy spend £80 on one card at my local FLGS. I then I left I walked past a bunch of homeless junkies shooting up in a door way just yards from this.

>What the fuck is happening to game companies these days?
the pople we laughed at a deacade ago went to work, got a job and now they're doing the exact damage we were thinking they would.

Idk why people cater to those that don't even play their games. It's ridiculous.

its only worth it if you have friends in real life and all work from the same box of cards and build new decks for each session.
removes a lot of the bogus qualities from the game.

If you brainwash the children they are yours for life.