Going to a white persons barbecue cook out

>going to a white persons barbecue cook out
>ever

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>strawmanning on a political forum
>((((good goy))))

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Not politics
Sage

>white peoples
Not enough seasoning
>niggers
Too much seasoning
>spics
Just the right amount

This. Also good sauces.

I'll give you that one beans.

>eating meat

not politics
sage

>seasoning before you grill your meat
stupid as usual niggers

>coon talks shit about how white people think salt is spicy or whatever
>proceed to drown their grilling in so much rub and sauce that you can't even taste the meat anymore

>go to n*groid barbeque
>get shot

Nogs have us on this desu
Your average east coast white folk can't season for shit.

>Its spicy as fuck! Perfect!
You have to go back jose

Get all you need from that soya?

You need spices because you can't cook. You probably put spices on steak, don't you? Absolutely disgusting

Here it is, the perfect German grill.

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First they gotta have a family to do that

Haha blacks can only afford subpar meat so they have to slather it in spice

African Americans need to learn the difference between European Americans and regular Europeans

pic related is African food

> arrogant clueless nog
typical

Damn you gotta pound those chicken breasts evenly so they cook right.

Who would 'season' a steak like that? Only a degenerate. You cook it with a little salt, a little pepper. And you put the salt and pepper on the table so it can be added as desired.

Now the chicken needs something for sure. But I don't know what the cook has planned for it, so I can't judge it.

>Nigger memes that white people dont know how to season food

>Nigger has never had southern comfort food

>Nigger doesnt realize that most Michelin star chefs are white males

>Nigger doesnt realize that almost all successful restaurants are staffed and ran by white people

what does he mean by this?

Their cultural food is high in spices because they couldnt figure out how to keep meat from going rotten and the spices mask the taste of meat cooked beyond well done to kill off bacteria.

This. The best cooks dont have have to season anything beyond salt.

>whenever I cook for myself the food is tasteless and insipid
A-am I white now pol?

I don't get this meme. Do niggers get so shit meat that they have to cover it completely in seasoning?

Like wtf is the point, all you can fucking taste is seasoning. Bang a small amount of salt n pepper on and cook it properly and you get the taste of actual MEAT. Why the fuck would I want a mouth full of seasoning instead of tasty, juicy meat?

Niggers use the lowest quality meat which results in a dry nasty no taste "food" product. They add the gallons of sauce to make it partially edible.

>everything has to have seasoning
Sometimes nothing tastes better than plain uncooked meet with noting more than a little salt

>mfw niggers cant cook so they use tons of spices and then theyre proud of it

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this
except if you marinade it ofc

>slurping semen

You people are literally not allowed to talk about food at all. Ever.

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salt and pepper is really all you need for most dishes to be quite desu

ew, put soem fucking salt or cummin on it

nasty ass whtie people cookng BAKA

i go to white people bbq andi ts all wack ass unseasoned food and lame conversation

black cook out got good ass food and they playi ngood ass music and we chillin LOL
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whie people lame AF

niggers eat mud cakes, also rubbling salt and chili pepper on everything is not good cooking

White peoples food is a bland as their "culture"

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>Now the chicken needs something for sure
Hickory chunks, smoke it.

trips of truth, good steaks can stand on their own

You got to slice that chicken in half at least so it can cook properly.

who the fuck let you in?

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>Not pan searing a steak with olive oil, rosemary, thyme, and garlic
>not seasoning a steak lightly with salt, pepper, and butter

I bet you eat yours well done dont you faggot?

imagination and hope is a better spice than poverty, squalor, and social disorder.

>tons of black pepper and franks red hot sauce
>MUH SPICES

Glad someone posted this before I had to

>implying I'm not Italian-American masterrace

Cooking is easy. All you need is:
>salt
>black pepper
>basil
>oregano
>parsley
>minced garlic
>olive oil
>red wine vinegar
>Parmesan

Literally make anything delicious.

too much shit on that grill at once.

This a "barbecue" from where I come from

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Oh we're just getting started.

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pic related is irish food

Look at these plain loser. Do you except me to believe you literally don't use any spices except for salt and pepper? Stop trying to be so contrarian.

Eating meat is blupilled user.

Fucking why?

Cutting those edges deep lad.

I despise people who put anything other than pepper salt or butter on filet mignon

the meat has flavor on its own, you dont need to saturate it with powders to make it "better''

pic related is white British people in 50 years

This KILLS the Amerispic.

Currywurst is awful

Because spics.

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>>going to a white persons barbecue cook out
>>ever
>1 post by this ID

not often, usually a sauce or gravy

The fuck is this? Looks like what happens when a nigger goes to a salad bar.

>smothering your meats in spices because they're so low quality that alone they taste like shit

must feel bad to be a nigger, why don't you just skip the meat and eat raw spices? Meat seems pointless if it tastes so bad

This is a real pizza, suckit italy

This is the vibrant and brilliant culture of Mexico.

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You think the conversation is lame because you're a nigger. You're incapable of the abstract thought required to talk with whites.

Why do blacks act like they have any concept of spices beyond covering anything and everything in massive amounts of lawrys seasoning salt?

>WHITE PEOPLE DON'T SEASON THEIR FOOD LEL
>mfw europeans explored the world and conquered foreign lands all over the globe to get ever more and cheaper spices

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>white cant handle some pepsicum

And those sauces and gravies only have two spices in it?

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>eating weed

freshly minced garlic though. No taste in the canned or old stuff.

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fuck you nigger.

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>no imagination and hope

Meanwhile in Africa...

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>Man
>Skinless chicken

lol
carbs + carbs + carbs
cheese + cheese
sauce^5

90% of the time they do. Companies have discovered they can just slather corn meal with spicey shit and sell it to niggers for $3 a bag. Flamin' hot cheetos. Flamin' hot funyons. Andy Cap's Hot Fries. Niggers just like the spice and seasoning. They don't know shit about meat, cooking, or how to make a proper steak.

Canadian "people" are as bland as their "culture".

Why is your garlic red?

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Yuropoors have probably never tasted tender ribs that have been smoked for 8 hours and basted in their own juices.

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That's worse than a fucking Döner Kebab, the peak of turkish 'cuisine'. And that means something.

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what the fuck is that? she just kept adding shit.

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What's the name of these dishes?

That is MEXICO.

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I dunno, i got it from a communist?

My wife called me once, telling me the kitchen was on fire as we speak. I told her just throw salt on it, it'll burn out in a second. She said we didn't have any salt, can I throw flour on it?

I've never screamed NO so loud in my life.

Can some spic user tell me what even all that shit is?

Do niggers realize they were forced into slavery because the white man like sugar and spice?

>he need some milk

I don't understand why they feel the need to douse all of their food with everything in the spice cabinet? Does everything have to have a big brownish orange hue and a bunch of random flavors in order to appeal to nigger taste buds?

While the chicken in the pic needs something, a good steak just needs to be cooked properly. Is it because they do everything low quality and only eat low quality meat, and need to add a myriad of flavors to make it "taste good?"

There are several variants of the "locos" food. Tostilocos or Dorilocos if you're using Tostitos or Doritos. Gummilocos if you're using gummies.

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Wait are those bees or flies? either way that's pretty fucking horrible like just make a fire or two and throw some green leaves over it as a repellent at least holy shit.

Where are the jews ?

>implying whites don't cook the best meat
Lolk

>non-whites talking about cuisine and culture
Now that's funny.