6 KIDS ALREADY SAVED
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6 KIDS ALREADY SAVED
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Only 4 are out tho.
First for Elon saving the day!
This
It’s been 12 hours since I last checked pol. So they’ve saved 6 kids? How did they get them out? Scuba them out?
Also what’s going to happen to the soccer coach? How fucked is he?
Can someone tell me what type of hat this man is wearing?
So is this pic bait? can anyone confirm?
we have big hopes in elon musk
still no pictures or anything besides this one?
i was hoping for a picture of a real human child
Wtf Elon sketches out his genius ideas in Thai script? He really is Tony Jesus Stark.
The Thai official presser updated that to only 4 are out. The false earlier story keeps getting repeated.
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>i was hoping for a picture of a real human child
they wont show it because they're actually changelings.
Called a "baseball cap" mate. Blue one, if im not mistaken, possibly animu themed...
that's how it it starting to look
i think the cave is much deeper than the media is willing to admit at this time
Big if true
Reminder not to ever go caving.
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i don't know why they didn't use my 'rope tied to a dolphin' idea
elon's idea is too complicated
How hard could it be to get them out of there? Haven't divers been continuously bringing them food and water?
So is pic related going to be elons next venture?
So did the Thai diver die for no reason since they pumped water out of the cave and walked out?
you can't trick me
i know that there's treasure down in hollow earth
I'm coming for you death. That treasure is mine.
They're just going to replace the kids, aren't they?
They know us white people will never know the difference, and the gooks all have censored internet so they'll never figure it out.
Did morlocks get him?
that would be the cheapest solution
OFFICIAL THREAD THEM FOR SWEDES
>OFFICIAL THREAD THEM FOR SWEDES
Serious question:
If the thai kids get trapped in a thai cave in thailand, why the fuck do mutts rescue them? Why dont a thai rescue team does the job?
Or am I getting something wrong?
No details on how are they getting them out?
How long would it have taken to carve him out? With our modern technology, you would think that spelunkers would develop tools to chisel rock to free stuck people. I bet we could develop tools to do that within a matter of hours.
We are just not trying.
He died delivering oxygen supply which was dangerously low a few days ago so it's not for nothing.
TSLA stock holder
did ELON do shit? Am I gonna make $$$ monday?
>Implying the cave dwelling deros havent already done that
Those kids will be like ladyboy versions of the midwich cuckoos.
Def bait, water is way too clear
People here are such drama queens. This is an typical Thai soap opera.
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Basically take your average melodramatic telenovela and crank it up to 11.
death isn't really down in the caves
i went down there and i never saw that fucker
found a cool room with clay statues that other people had left though
now that i think of it, the cave did flood with water sometimes- but it was too muddy to have any fun so we generally stayed out when that happened
i only got trapped down there once
You're watching a VNR - prefilmed and scripted
Idiots
>Or am I getting something wrong?
just watch the show
Looks like schlomo heard a coin drop in there.
There are fat stacks of coins and treasure in caves. They put up those signs to scare you so you don't get none.
That's actually the guy trying to rescue the trapped guy.
dive buddies
and they have to push the tanks through a narrow section because they won't fit
but this whole thing reeks of false flag to me
i need pictures to believe
Confirmed kids are being sedated for extraction
forgot pic
>tie kid to rope
>tie rope to dolphin
>give the thumbs up
>’ok, let’s save these kids’
>the dolphin starts kicking it’s tail to move forward
>the kids are thrown underwater against the rocks
>dolphin arrives unscathed
>kids are all now drowned pulp
>mission accomplished, everyone claps
>another job well done guys
Do real thai birds get pissed off cos eveyone just assumes theyre ladyboys?
He made a torpedo and an escape pod, but the rescue might be over before the Thai's need to use them. Musk's last tweet, that I saw, said he is holding the escape pod in LA for testing if needed, or needed later, or for another rescue elsewhere.
thats the guy who fell off the mountain looking for entry points in the hill.
I think that is a picture of a test.
based thaibro
this is the obvious solution
they should have tranquilized this guy then lubed that passage
thats an absolutely terrifying way to go
People find drama engaging because storytelling is meant to teach you lessons. In fiction, they're usually archetypal and very general. This IRL drama is engaging in part because there are plenty of lessons here of real practical utility. In addition, the 'race against the clock' dynamic provides a particularly intense dramatic tension
you have to drug the kids and put them in bags first
the dolphin is faster than divers - thats how they don't die
let's just try my idea
if it doesn't work we can do something else
>dolphins drags kids down wrong channel, never arrive at entrance
>dolphins and kids missing
>after a year everyone forgets
>21 years later
>my thai bachelor party
>friskytime with a local
>go to my hotel to get down
>unbutton her pants
>blowhole.png
Reminder that this is what happens when you fuck around in caves
Nice to see the donated scuba gear is working.
what is consciousness?
what lives on after we die?
i am die-gested?
NO!
I AM SKELETON JELLY
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>Rescuers ordered six gallons of vegetable oil to help slide John out. They even considered explosives. But they quickly determined neither would work.
Is he OK?
benis
(((They))) cant keep up their lies, im going down there to meet the gods, (((they))) have been keeping us away for so long with the scare tactics and (((claustrophobia))) which is a feeling caused from chemicals in the tap-water, our globe is hollow. Its over shlomo, we are nuking the crust and going there
Dolphin would just rape the child
did he died
True for other SEA nations.
Jesus christ this story never gets any less horrifying. If I was him, I would have preferred them to stuff the area with explosives rather than leave me upside down with no prospects of being freed.
why couldn't they just fill upside-down guy's hole with sand little by little and give him something to push against?
a small tube could fit right?
i realize this could backfire, but could it work?
I know almost nothing about Thailand.
Do most chicks there look like qt hapas or is that just for TV?
Musk has fuck all to do with this.
This is a team of 90 divers.
40 local military, 50 of the very best grin around the world.
There is no musk technology here.
They are training then to Dive on the cave, then taking then out.
that's fucked up
Thank you musk hail elon, savior of humanity.
He's free of suffering, now.
Yes, he made a full recovery after they got him out.
I'm a marine engineer and I support this
>fill upside-down guy's hole with sand
Wut?
what do you think the kids did while in their submarine? shit posted on Jow Forums?
Musk did it, by his hand alone.
I've been past 160' on regular air. The narcosis is beautiful, like being drunk but no hangover.
What is that?
i proposed this very idea on a thread long before musk dunno if he lurk
Tried not to fart obviously.
elon has tweeted two pics of the unused sub in LA
As with every shithole country, the aristocratic upper class has whiter characteristics than the unwashed masses. If you were to take a random peasant off the street, not so much. As an alternative example, look at the presidents of Mexico compared to the plebs who run the border.
Worst dungeon ever.
The DM sucks.
That's a penis.
so he has leverage
most chicks there are ladyboys. the ones that look like pornstars are men and the ugly ones are women
>turn his colon into a bag of sand as a final humiliation for his mistake
There was an even bigger chamber on the other side of the whole, according to John.
where's the prop? otherwise it's not a sub, it's a container
>Suffocate kids in a metal dick coffin
Risks of spelunking:
Absolute and complete waste of time
Wasting money buying whatever equipment you need
Slow and retarded death
Benefits of spelunking:
Maybe you survive
Spelunking is the most retarded thing i can think of anyone doing ever
air tank hookups