Grindelwald did nothing wrong

Grindelwald did nothing wrong.

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Here come the reviews
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Who the fuck is this dude, some 12th century faggot?
I know you Italifags are too based to have anything more important to worry about, but fucking hell man

Ah, so he's a movie villain?

literally Hitler in Harry Potter

wanted full aryan mage blood lines,
no mixed mutts

Nothing wrong if you don't count being part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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basato

"No!"

I was exited to read Harry Potter at age 15, because my mother was reluctant to let me read it due to "normalization of witchcraft". All my friends were reading it and singing it's praises so I assumed it was going to be amazing.

Then I read it and thought "wtf is this garbage" my mom was like "vile satanic refrences..?!" when she saw my dissapointed face.

I told her "if only it was that interesting!". It was a huge dissapointment. Completely unimaginative. I was pretty sure I had seen the same setting and plot in various manga and obscure juvenile fiction. The characters were not very likeable or interesting. The writing was GARBAGE. I've seen far better word crafting on some of the better Wattpad stories before Wattpad became so Thottpad.

A total dissapointment. I read the whole thing expecting some sort of twist or increased depth. It increased in edgyness, but not depth. The only twist is that it really was that boring, and it all played out as expected.

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>Voldemort was an autist who misunderstood Grindelwald's message and fucked everything up
Where have I seen that before

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It saddens me that adults care about Harry Potter.

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it saddens me that reddit posting is now the norm here

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Christ

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>normalization of witchcraft
>vile satanic references
What ass backward village did you live in?

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I read book 1 when I was 11 and it was fun but I only stuck around because I was invested.

Movies were okay i guess

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>top tier books are books about normal life on normal earth with no magic, wonder, fantasy, sci-fi, NOTHING, just a normal person doing normal stuff
epic

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Harry Potter was always about fighting the nazis who wanted to have only purebloods around and not mutts.

So I don't see how this comes as a surprise to anyone.

You've missed the point of the 1st movie. Grindelwald is the minority extremist who points out his community is oppressed by the muggle majority. To solve that problem he wants to establish a supremacy of the minority.

It's the same moral stand as in Black Panther: the vilain is shown as being right in his analysis, but wrong in his methods and solutions.

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literally Voldemort

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you didn't see/read HP, right?

Voldemort is just parroting Grindelwald

It's all about making shekels

>Trump, Death Eaters - I got this!
>Trump is more powerful than ever and still growing

"Leave the mongrels to me"

What did based Malfoy mean by this?

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>but muh pop culture references!

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#triggered

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The Count of Monte Cristo is hardly about normal people doing normal stuff. Anyway, the chart is random, the books have nothing in common with each only her in any of the tiers. Looks more like some guy's personal opinions on a bunch of stuff he read

Unironically true. The international statue of secrecy needs to be abolished.

Fuck the next potter is out? I didnt know this movie was near ready. With peoples disconnect from cable they dont get blasted with as much advertising. God hollyjew is fucked.

>Dumbledore's army was a secret society
>these guys advertise it on Twitter
Uhhh

It's barely Harry potter
It all went downhill after chamber of secrets

it's a meme list

He was a fag. It is very wrong.

Dirty MUD BLOODS spoil everything!

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Based

this entire thread is why I support genocide

Is it cringe thread now? I swear, i did not cringe so much since I ate aloe.

When is Jow Forums gonna ban these reddit tier posts? Nothing more annoying than trying to have a civilized thread and then some magapede comes here to dump all their meme folders ruining any possibility of conversation.

>oppressed
>wizard can do literally anything to muggle as long as no one reports him
The same way as you oppress pedophiles in white house

How is confederacy of dunces not above god tier, sitting alone on that list, best book with an incel protagonist

>"No!"

They're very different. Grindelwald is focussed on his relationship with muggles that he sees as inferior oppressors. He doesn't care about pureblood or mudblood. To the left's vision of the world, he's some sort of minority extremist like black power.

Voldemort focusses his new order within the magical world, he wants to establish a racial hierarchy and a cleansing within it. As such the author was clearly inspired by the liberal vision on white supremacy and nazism.

The only thing they may have in common is their desire to undemocratically size power in order to achieve their ideals.

Yes it's absurd, but that's the Obscurus plot in the Fantastic Beasts movie with Credance being beaten and the african girl who died in Newt's arms. It's the continuation of the Deathly Hallows story about the Dumbledore family being destroyed by a few muggle bullies.

We all understand that this is the typical (((Hollywood))) narrative, trying to psychologically destroy any notions of Blood and Soil in the minds of the Goyim, to pave the way for their Globalist World Order, correct?

Narratives like this are so common in their Media, that they could easily be called sub-plots.

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>bitching about sci fi photoshops in a thread where the OP is literally "Grindelwald did nothing wrong"

what do you, oh anarchist intellectual? a proper circle jerk about how the msm is using film to trick the citizenry into not wanting to return to the days of feudal europe?