FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org
>>Related twitter
twitter.com
twitter.com
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com
/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MIDSUMMER NIGHT COONERY EDITION
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Fuck pigs no one cares, 98% are corrupt pieces of shit. Many are Satanist's as well. All the good cops quit because of crimes and coverup cops do.
>shots fired on Lawrence and Harding
Thanks for the bump, Tyrone.
Thank you for the bread, brother. Gonna bump like a mofo for a little bit, since the thread is sliding hard.
Just for you, stinky.
I know. Summer is brutal for /b/ tier (you) farm threads.
>open key on the zone
Butthurt pig detected
Im 100% white. 8% Scandinavian Viking lol
Another butthurt pig lol
See
You mutts get out lol
Thanks for the bumps, nigger. Does your face not reflect perfect happiness?
Like i said, I'm the master race, when Hitler comes back all you mutt's are going in the gas chamber.
Niggers.
I can't be a nog with this IQ ;) i love good cops and despise bad ones by muh-hammed
>dog bite to the face
>sex trafficking
>animal bite to the face
Good old fashioned Sunday night coonery.
>Im 100% white
Of course you are.
>Ah loves em
Some things never change.
>male black beating up female black
Why does Robert even bother trying to interfere with their tribal mating rituals?
Also this one here is my favorite OC I've created. Not sure what it is but I really like it for CPD content.
That picture will come in handy for CPD threads.. it's like the original "around blacks never".
>cars are chasing eachother and 3 to 5 shots fired
Rolling gun battle on Waveland.
Is there a chipout going on?
>female passed out in front of the hookah bar
>panic alarm at the Pete's Fresh Market
>female down at House of Hookah
Apparently that tune was from 1886. Sometimes I get dragged down the rabbit hole with these things. No surprise that the old-timey fellas knew what was up, though. Niggers pretty much create their own destinies, even though they are quite oblivious of it. It's pretty amazing, really.
It takes me back to a better time. Sigh.
Typical Chicago coonery
No. lurk moar, faggot.
CPD threads are all about comfy.
>they may have found the jumper
Faggot better have done a flip.
>6 to 7 shots fired
Real Robert Hours have commenced.
Greetings from Streeterville. Just got back from the bar. AMA about living in Chicago.
>AMA about living in Chicago
Why the fuck would you live in that nigger infested zoo?
>male mixed race
>black hispanic
Who even knows?
Money. The ratio of Salary/cost of living is better than than just about any major city in the US.
And anyone who thinks all of Chicago is crime-ridden is a brainlet who watches too much MSM. All the parts of the city worth visiting are as safe as any other major city.
YO YO
>10 shots fired in the alley
>mfw listening to /CPD/ and I hear that shots have been fired
I love this thread, lads.
Check YO keys!
The dispatch keeps telling everyone to check their keys.
>ratio of Salary/cost of living is better than than just about any major city in the US.
So how many acres of land do you own there?
>are as safe as any other major city.
How safe is that? I suppose you don't lock the doors to your house and can leave the car running when you pop into the bank or the store, right?
What's sad is that much of White America doesn't even realize how much they have lost.
Check your damn keys people.
Evening, Roberts
>sisters fighting
>one of the sisters has a gun
This angry story teller will not be denied
Good morning, Robert.
>male black taking off his clothes
>possibly high on something
25 generations in civilization and they're still naked savages at heart. Perhaps another 7 trillion dollars worth of handouts will fix them?
oh shit the robert threads are back
>very intense story
Priceless.
To the oven with you, Moshe
Don't Roberts use encrypted systems now so people can't bust in?
>several gunshots in the area
When I first heard the rogue Hitler speech story I thought of this thread.
>Need a k9
Doggo Robert reporting for duty
haven't listened since last summer. is the sassy black woman still around?
>literal dumpster fire
Yup.
>15 shots fired
ah ah ah
Had to take loans for college so i need to keep my pay rate high. Rent isn't too bad. Currently doing maintenance for a condo building that is filled to the brim with millionaires and a few billionaires who all tip.
After I pay off my debt I'm bailing with my future wife to either Wisconsin or Georgia.
>racial slurs
>is the sassy black woman still around?
Sorry for all of the errors, I haven't slept well in weeks.
>heroin user on the ground
one less
>Rent isn't too bad.
So standard of living is really high and you can't even afford to own your own home? Enjoy all the niggers and spics and third world crime rates I guess.
>person shot in the shoulder
Do not buy in Chicago whatever you do, our suburbs were some of the hardest hit by Obama's HUD policies and 08. The nicest parts of the city can go to shit in under ten years, just look at Austin and the Island.
If you buy anywhere in Cook County or near it you are betting on the area not going to shit before you die, a bet I am not willing to make.
Former Berwynfag now living in the "nice" part Cicero.
>male black known as bay bay punched caller in the face
>has an afro
I live right where it happened unfortunately.
So it's "nice" but you don't even dare invest in property there for fear it will be turned into Africa but the local Bantu tribes? Sounds awesome.
I'm such a rural retard I don't even know where the keys to my house are and have 2 vehicles and a 4 wheeler out in the yard with the keys in the ignition. We just don't know how to appreciate the finer things out here in the woods.
Ah ah ah
>gunshot victim in a vehicle
Funny, last night was pretty tame. I don't suppose Male Black needs to wake up early for work tomorrow though.
>caller hears fireworks and gunshots
I agree with you, as I stated I am only sticking around because I have a decent paying job which connects me to various trade schools. Once I'm done and my loans are payed I'm out, hopefully with enough to make a down payment on a house somewhere in either Georgia or Wisconsin.
I'm not some limp wristed city lib, I hate Chicago especially since it has started turning into a trust fund kiddie playground with pockets of dindu's constantly being pushed into white working class neighborhoods. The fact that it's colleges are pumping out hipsters, communists and minorities with a chip on their shoulder has only added to its unpleasantness.
>male black battering a pregnant female
>in front of a kid
>male black battering a pregnant femal in front of a kid
>hitting a woman
>pregnant
>in front of other youths
trifecta
>man with a bag and a bucket trying to pry open the ATM
>Bag and a bucket
>having a seizure from eating edibles
It's only a plant, dude weed LMAO
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>who let the dogs out
that "alright" girl sounded kinda cute
Good evening Roberts
Evening Robert.
> 2 male blacks broke into her home
>grand daughter hiding in the closet
>gas leak
>human bite
Doesn't anyone play bingo anymore?
>has a gun
>"I'm the boss of this neighborhood"
And you think that gives you power over me?
>obscured siren
Thought they were playing "real human bean" for a second there.
Marcos Marcado is a cool ass name
>YO YO YO YO YO!
>56%