THAILAND CAVE GENERAL /TCG/ - Oxygen Tanks Edition

give it to me straight /tcg/

how many kids got out so far? any dead?

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I would imagine cuddling being difficult with the nonstop weeping after the first few days.

S I P B O Y Z

brought the drinks! sip it up!

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Professional diver here. Those kids are going to die.

4 out, 3 dead but haven't been reported

accordingly 4, rolling for the rest to be dead

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>they get four boys out
>have to refill oxygen tanks and wait before attempting to get the rest of them

You know if they just used Elon’s mini submarine idea they would all be out there and wouldn’t have risked the lives of pro cave divers. Fucking idiots.

professional pedophile here

those boys were raped

Those divers have balls of steel

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>but haven't been reported
So you're there?

Hi Elon.

Unfortunately not, but Thailand officials have confirmed that other young boys have died or are dying and some have expressed interest in soccer.

This. I’ve watched lots of cave diving videos so I consider myself somewhat experienced in this field. These kids are as good as dead, it’s a suicide mission.

Is it true they pumped out most of the water and they just basically walked out?

There’s already 4 rescued

>thailand-user wasnt pretending to be in the cave

seriously what a missed opportunity

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Yes I am there in spirit

See

The use of a combination of shamwows and sqand proved effective.

I watched this user watching the videos. He knows his stuff.

4 out, 9 remaining. Reports coming in that one of the 4 is the coach as he was in the worst condition, giving all his food and water to the boys. Rescue efforts are delayed as they have to replace (replenish?) all the oxygen tanks along the route for another dive.

I watched some videos while I was diving caves. you're absolutely right.

The Thai government is using doubles for video purposes, no kids have come out or will. Can't let global media actually get a glimpse of what's going on down there

Rolling for the death of the children.

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Wrong they already rescued 4. They have a tethered rope all through the cave and water See photo

I wish i was stuck in cave with delicious shota boi

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5931567/Alive-Thai-boys-cave-daring-rescue-identified.html
They already released the names of the boys out. Coach is still inside

No, they did remove enough water to swim with their heads above water and even walk for much of the distance, but they still have to go through an hour and a half dive.

My dyslexia made me think your ID said “holy”

Imagine 2 hours into the dive it finally hits you that you are in a water filled tunnel with no ability to surface and you just freak the fuck out rip your mask off desperately trying to find fresh air.

(((rescued)))

Maybe they gave them some anxiety meds

that's a long time much much better than 5 hours.

For all of that talk and PR Elon Musk will not get any credit in saving these kids lives.

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Imagine you’re not autistic and understand that you have an ability to surface as long as you continue swimming without autism.

boys might make it out but the coach is gonna die, im predicting it

Reminder to watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=YhPdB5fxKA0

Roll for your death you pos

>dig hole in dirt basement
>access ancient cave network
>grab ladybois off the street
>????
>underground civilization emerges

Earlier reports suggested the coach fed the kids his semen. Any word on whether any of the kids were mature enough to provide aid to the others? No homo. I have a friend requesting extraction details.

Rollling for my death.

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garbage CBS need to check their shit before reporting it.

if doubls i kill myself and moloch claims everyone in the cave

The CHAD divers

the virgin elon

youtube.com/watch?v=OzAZ99qxKE8

Well now you have to.

What have u done

The coach was trying to start his own little cave shota harem. That's why he'll end up dead.....because that's what happens when you have too much fun.

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So have we worked out how this is all connected to the Clintons yet?

Her first mistake was swimming with autism. You’ve disputed nothing of my first comment.

No dice faggot. You have to keep living like the rest of us.

It was a good run user.

I'm glad that as this has been developing the maps have gotten less shitty.
Now it's gotten pretty easy to imagine just how fucking miserable that dive is.

Welp...

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>just keep swimming bro, you'll be fine

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Professional child molester here. Those kids can and will be recovered by the brits.

wow rude?!

just looking at this, how the hell did they get found in the first place? so 2 random british divers went underwater for that long not knowing what the cave looked like ahead and where the kids would even be?

really fires up the neurons, unless I'm missing something..?

Aquanaut here, in all my years on the Guppe, I never seen a rescue mission like this end successfully.

>tfw you're the last boy and by yourself waiting

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it is actually very dangerous for divers to Carry shit around,

youtube.com/watch?v=PCwad5xKoyA this horrifying video illustrates it.

Will you be using a gun or stick with the theme and drown yourself?

They knew the kids were missing and they found bikes outside the mouth of the cave. Then they went in, honestly way too fucking far for a lark, and found them.

You are, the bikes outside were a clue to searchers, then dive teams went in and found more of their belongings.

>he actually entertained solutions other than just diving them out of the cave

The last one out would have to be the Coach. And I imagine he would be shitting himself the whole time thinking they are just going to leave him there for causing the whole thing.

cbsnews.com/live/

jesus fucking christ no

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someone make it

this whole thing is just a psyop to hide the fact that the Clinton foundation's mole people experiment has finally succeeded. our days are numbered

Thai fag here
I want a sip

holy fuck it's dark in there

The boys don't know how to swim either.

Nope, Bangkok Post is reporting that the coach was one of the first out; along with three other boys. Something, Something, sacrificed his food for the children and was in worse shape than everyone else.

Did a navy seal or a diver drown?

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>have seen the watched vid list
Can confirm, as well as a mild amateur down blouse interest.

So what is the point of aquatic cave diving aside from lmaoexploring

Post yfw they tell you will be the last one they rescue

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Spitting in the face of death daring God to give you an equipment failure or a cave collapse.

being where no man has gone before and probably will never have gone. Why go into space?

It's been rumored he is already out. See:

There's typically a chest of some kind containing precious metals, gems, or weaponry. Sometimes it's guarded by monsters.

Thai Navy seal died, note that a Thai Navy Seal is not an American Navy Seal

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see

gup c reporting in

I think this story is very strange. What was the coach doing with these kids inside the cave?

I think he must be a pedophile and he was fucking the boys in there all these days.

i understand that, but they would still have to swim underwater for 2 hours and no clue what was coming up next? like, how did they even though they would have enough air for a return?