Found this guy passed out in my garage after a party last night. No idea who he is. Trips decides what I do...

Found this guy passed out in my garage after a party last night. No idea who he is. Trips decides what I do. Should I put a plastic bag over his head and record what happens??

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>Found this guy passed out in my garage after a party last night
rib kick
tell him the party's over and it's the next day.

suck his dick as a prank and when he wakes up you will both have a good laugh then go to applebees and drink and hit on women.

Back to /b/ with you

Order a KFC bucket and be stealthy as you fill up his underwear with fried chicken. That's gotta feel fucking horrible when you wake up! If he asks you about it just say you thought he had left to go to KFC with some groids.

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isis behaeding

put in some effort next time

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Timestamp or fuckoff

Glue him down!

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Pour gasoline mixed with soap bars over him and set him on fire, extinguish the fire with a vinegar/salt mix of water

i am very sad my dream no come true :( i will re roll so that u can do isis beahding

Take it to /b/ faggot.

fake/gay

>erdl shorts
Based.
Wake him up with coffee and tell him to go home.

fuck him in the ass

Tell him to GTFO, and not to talk to the cops. And let him know you took care of the bodies.
Thank him for the blowjob, and letting you post it online.
Steal his money.

Your pick

I'm female and not really interested in fucking the guy kek. Anything else though.

use a strap on, ya fgt

>I'm female
sry, fags are not allowed on this board

Make him breakfast

Dip a drinking straw in poo and glaze inner rim of nose with poostraw
Wake him up 30 mins later
Make him a cup of tea
Try not to laugh

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Setting him on fire is apparantly a great cure for hangovers and hiccups. Thats what i would go for as an experiment.
Dont forget to film it for us.

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Those are rolled up pants
Put your feet on his face and post pic

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Turn him into the back 1/3 of a human centipede.

Don't sound convinced

>Sucking him off 'd clarify your feelings

Put your bare foot in his mouth.

Get that indelible blue toilet sanitizer the use on airlines. Any indelible blue dye. Think Braveheart.

1. this belongs on /b/
2. his shoes are off so that means you can't fuck with him

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put his head in your lap and sing him lullabies

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