Gender neutral bathrooms.. make direct contact as you take a massive shit. tell me what u think

gender neutral bathrooms.. make direct contact as you take a massive shit. tell me what u think

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Half doors? WTF? Was the photo taken in a prison?

at a convention called mozcon .. its trending on twitter

>be at walmart
>need to take a piss
>go into bathroom
>urinals out of service
>2 bathroom stalls
>go to closer one
>hear someone is in next stall
>start pissing
>all of a sudden guy in next stall starts wailing
>he starts growling and hitting the walls
>look down and what looks like blood is pooling up into my stall
>fucknofuckthis run out of bathroom pissing all over myself
>run out of store

I honestly wouldn't care. If you shit in public bathrooms you are a pleb anyway

Should just call it pozcon and be done with it.

its just natural selection at its best.

just like how hittites, ancient egyptians, romans, babylonians ended.

>me playing a prank
>fucking WINNING
>user running through walmart with shit on his seat

funny this thread is here. I was in Denver at the Public library and all the stall doors were hald doors, it was the weirdest thing. maybe checking for drugs?

Woodworkers are such cucks, they'll make anything for money.

Niggers raping White women in the bathroom.

This is first time i know the girl in a thread!


facebook is eden.banks.7

That is Eden Lewis, Mormon girl!

> mfw guy in the other stall bleeding out is actually a grill on her period

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Men and women shitting next to each other was their hill to die on. So let's make sure we keep that topic alive, in that context.

Look at this babe

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Is this an anti-druggie thing? Thank god I only shit once a day at home and won't have to deal with this.

Bathrooms should be mixed gender anyways except for at grade schools (because little kids do stupid shit like take photos over the stall doors.)

hows her ass

She is a girl with lots of plot!

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Women piss everywhere because they are afraid to sit down on a toilet. They can’t even urinate without fucking things up.
I want my rib back.

this. they even piss themselves

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>take a shit in that washroom
>everyone can see you straining to shit with your dick and balls hanging out
Jesus Christ.

go on...

Perverts will exploit the bathrooms.
Imagine my shock

>go into gender neutral bathroom
>watch woman taking a shit
>just stare at her as she bears down with her eyes closed
>she opens her eyes
>I watch her wipe
>after three wipes there is still a shit streak on the paper
>tell her to wipe more
>she wipes three more times
>the third wipe is clean
>good job, you did well today
>she leaves without washing her hands
>turn to my guy Stanley
>go get her Stan, make sure she washes up

Hell if they want this to be reality instead of my shower fap, then by all means it is go time.

>MFW jews are trying to insight violence against traps and trans people finally
I predicted this. everyone will be able to check whats in your pants.

do you want a spike in rape and sexual assault statistics, because this is how you achieve it.

>>everyone can see you straining to shit with your dick and balls hanging out
Just get a nice overhanging gut to hide all that and keep your privacy.

All of this "equality" shit that trans and women want is to the detriment of women first and foremost. Men aren't going to suffer from gender neutral competition, sports, changing rooms, toilets. Women will, and they'll hate it. They'll beg for their women only toilets back.

I don't understand though, what's "gender neutral" about having no privacy while in the bathroom?

It's a natural vulnerable state and of course almost anyone would want privacy while excreting waste. Women usually want MORE privacy than men, so surely this is the opposite?

It subverts your expectations

Your bathroom at home is gender neutral. You didn't spy on your mom having a shit, did you?

You could always replace public bathrooms with single person bathrooms so no one can complain on either side. No one likes public bathrooms anyways because they're disgusting and taking a shit while strangers are in the same room is weird and uncomfortable, even if they can't see you. There, problem fucking solved.

>tfw shy bladder
I’d be fucked off if I had to use a toilet in America, even your normal stalls have fuck off massive gaps in the doors. What’s that all about?

>You could always replace public bathrooms with single person bathrooms
This would result in a lot less bathrooms for the available space, resulting in super long wait lines to get to take a shit or a piss. Which is something that is common in Europe when I visit there, and annoying as fuck. Sometimes they even charge you.
Let's just keep toilets the way they are. It works fine.

Just like how blacks fought so hard for desegregated schools only to end up wanting them back not even sixty years later.

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Who the fuck was complaining about public washrooms in the first place? I could maybe see complaining that there's not enough of them, or that they're usually absolutely filthy, but who the fuck complained about this gender bullshit

SJW brainlets, brainwashed college students, and talking heads on CNN and TYT

I had a night mare like this once. The entire room was filled with toilets but the doors were so low everyone could see you. spent the whole time trying to hide and poop

I like it.
Pic related, my shitting face.

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This happened at the Target near me after the whole tranny-in-the-bathroom thing. They replaced the men’s and women’s rooms with 4 single unisex toilets and now there is ALWAYS a line.

Man I've written my councillor three times about a massive pothole on the street right at the end of my driveway, I bet if I wrote him and said the pothole is racist it would be filled tommoro. Fucken insanity this world

Tell him it hasn't been filled in because construction companies refuse to hire perfectly qualified black workers solely on the basis of their race. That oughta do the trick.

No but if Vanessa from math class was the one dropping a deuce I might sneak a peek

That's not a bad idea. I actually do have a nigger on my block I'll accuse them of not fixing it cause of that

>Kraut
>talking about shit again
Wow what a shocker. You guys are fucking weird.

Want to see my toilet collection?

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STOP

>unironically having a toilet collection

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>massive gaps in the doors.
this pisses me off. so many public bathrooms with 1/2" gap in the door and it faces the entrance door so anyone can see you shitting. and i have crohns so i get even more embarassaed than most people

Dude you have no idea. Moz is a "Search Engine Optimization" specialist company, basically the data jews who work with Jewgle and Zuckerberg to use data to try to control what people see and hear by influencing search results, or conversely tailoring their own search keywords to what people are searching for. This stuff is the entire basis for shilling and mind control on a mass scale.

And Mos IS extremely pozzed. Just look at this shit:
moz.com/blog/mozcon-2018-seattle-adventures
^ The con on question
moz.com/about/culture
moz.com/beginners-guide-to-seo

Some of the wonderful considerate services offered by PozCon

>A ramp on the stage
>Live closed captioning of the main event
>Walkways for traffic flow
>Menus featuring options or special meals (that actually taste good) for dietary restrictions
>A nursing room
>Gender-neutral bathroom options
>Lots of signage
>T-shirts that fit different body types
>Visible staff to help make everyone’s experience the best possible
>A proud partnership with 50/50 Pledge, furthering our commitment to better representation of women on stage
>Strict enforcement of our Code of Conduct and TAGFEE

Also apparently they have bring your dog to work day? Or dogs are just allowed. Their website has many pictures of their employees posing with their dogs.

Just look at pic related- from their site. I can taste the S O Y. It's so rich. I want to bottle it and pour it on my fried rice.

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So you can stick your gun out to let people know it's not worth a stall seize

that pic makes me want to promote an Obama into the White House, if you catch my drift

My ex had something similar man, so I know your pain. I hate using public rest rooms I find it hard to go. Fucking sucks, but such is life. Hope your crohns gets better man.

Explain this

This thread is hilarious

I'm unironically okay with some of the things on that list. I'm also a ((((((((((((((((((((Centrist)))))))))))))))))))).

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thanks bro it sucks being out in public, sometimes i try to hold it until i can get back home or to a place with private bathrooms.
my misery may end soon, its gotten worse each month and it looks like they'll be cutting out my insides soon enough

They do this in places where people frequent to shoot up. A janitor or some employee will check by every 20 minutes to see if someone nodded in the stalls.

he's german

it's to inspect your shite m8
OK to continue on the PozCon redpill:
>moz.com/about
>Moz was founded by Rand (((Fishkin))) and Gillian (((Muessig))) in 2004.
>A series B investment from (((The Foundry Group))) propelled our efforts into the broader realm of inbound marketing, a concept that rejects pushy sales in favor of attracting customers with real value. We acquired a Twitter analytics tool called Followerwonk as well as GetListed, a local SEO tool that has evolved into today's Moz Local.
So I look into Foundry Group.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Feld
>Brad (((Feld))) (born December 1, 1965) is an American entrepreneur, author, blogger, and venture capitalist at Foundry Group in Boulder, Colorado, a firm he started with partners Seth (((Levine))), Ryan McIntyre, and Jason (((Mendelson))).
>Feld: Jewish (Ashkenazic): ornamental from German Feld
>Levine: Jewish (Ashkenazic): variant of Levin. Altered spelling of French Lavigne.

My Nan had pretty much the same thing. She would shit constantly to the point she actually thought she would get so ill she’d die. She now has a colostomy bag and, although it’s a lot getting used to, she’s so much better. This was years ago, and she goes to a group every fortnight who all have had the same surgery so they can share tips and advice on how to deal with their new lease on life. Hope it all works out man. I’m sure it will

Oh and I forgot
>Mendelson: Jewish (Ashkenazic): patronymic from the Yiddish personal name Mendel.

To continue, here's a list of (((Speakers))) at the con.


Google Analytics & Tag Management hosted by Ruth Burr Reedy at UpBuild
Mobile App Growth hosted by Emily Grossman at Skyscanner
Content Marketing hosted by Casie Gillette at KoMarketing
Local SEO hosted by Mike Ramsey at Nifty Marketing
Podcasting hosted by Heidi Noonan-Mejicanos at Moz
Workflow Optimization hosted by Juan Parra at Accelo
SEO in Unusual Sectors: Higher Education, Publishing and Other Non-Transactional Sites hosted by Hannah Thorpe at White.net
Marketing Attributions hosted by Madelyn Newman at CallRail
Influencer Outreach and Link Building hosted by Michael Geneles at Pitchbox
SEO A/B Testing hosted by Will Critchlow at Distilled
Community Speaker Connection hosted by Sha Menz at Moz
PPC + SEO Integration hosted by Jonathon Emery at Distilled
Meet Your Help Team hosted by Kristina Keyser at Moz
Agency Collaboration hosted by Yosef Silver at Fusion Inbound
Site Speed hosted by Jono Alderson at Yoast
Featured Snippets hosted by Rob Bucci at STAT Search Analytics
Voice Search hosted by Dr. Pete Meyers at Moz
Content-Driven Link Building hosted by Paddy Moogan at Aira
Content Marketing Q&A hosted by Kane Jamison at Content Harmony
Paid Search Marketing for High-Cost Keywords hosted by Trenton Greener at the Apex Training
Team Hiring, Retention, & Growth hosted by Heather Physioc at VML
Local Search hosted by Darren Shaw at Whitespark
Machine Learning & Advanced SEO by Britney Muller at Moz
Reporting Q&A hosted by Dana DiTomaso at Kick Point
Overcoming Marketing Silos hosted by Amy Hebdon at Paid Search Magic
SERP Features hosted by Dr. Pete Meyers at Moz

I'll let you place all the ((())) on these yourself.

All "social" coding is pozzed bud. When programming was about real niggers, we invented version control in order to not have to talk to anybody about what anyone was doing. Ask yourself why the acoustic coupler was invented, or why Stallman being absolutely disgusting was just matter of fact at real nigger conventions, which also matter of factly had 0 women attending.

The poz was intentional and Jewish.

>bag
thats gonna be me soon. if i wasnt 25 it wouldnt suck so much but crohns is relentless what can you do

Better record it and post it on Jow Forums if you actually do.

Seriously man it’s really a lot more common than you think, and lots of younger people have it. It just takes getting used to but to be honest I’d say it’s got to be better than worrying about going out because you feel like you need to use a bathroom every 15 minutes. We’re all gonna make it bro

No doubt my friend.

Instead of changing the existing bathrooms they could add an extra gender neutral single bathroom but really, what's the point? Is anyone here naive enough to really believe that it'll stop there? That making any concessions is worth it?

Faster cleaning