*kshhk*

*kshhk*
*sips*
>ahhh, that first sip of the day

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FORCED MEMES ARE SHIT

>explain this now

They dont sell Monster Zero in my country.

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>forced meme
>been a Jow Forums meme since 2016

Kys newfag

build some roads and you'll have the sip boy big rig crew dropping off some of that sweet zero calorie nectar of the boomer movement in no time

Not politics. Fuck off.

Obvious Michael Weiner Savage promoting his family's energy drink businesses.

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go be a nigger somewhere else

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that's rockstar, a shallow imposter

shaming them wont work because they do it for college credits and chinese fun money. its worse than the rage faces and advice dog derivatives.
the future of memes is advertisement. ask dennys.

Enjoy your massive heart attack at 34 years old.

His wife is in Monster.

Every person I know that drinks energy drinks is constantly tired and lethargic with occasional quick burst of energy that make them too jittery to accomplish much of anything.
Why do people do this to themselves?

fake news

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i bet you'd like this shoved inside you

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I seriously believe this whole boomer meme is a Monster ad campaign and we have all been tricked.

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This.

forgot your sip, here have mine

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everyone knows that, yet nothing is done.
no blame.

Why do people drink? Smoke? Work? Or any of the other countless things people do

they've been running an ingenius marketing campaign on Jow Forums for years now. They call them /sip/s

>actually went out to buy some monster drinks earlier out of curiosity from boomer
>mfw you're right and they got me to drink the battery acid jew

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friendly reminder that monster is owned by a Jew while Red Bull is owned by an Austrian that hates the EU

I bought dozen already because of this shit meme

It's pretty good

austria is a shithole

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jidf gtfo

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Aww come on Jow Forums red bull costs like three times as much god damnit can't you let me have anything?

thats a nice camera op

I like the rehab monsters since they are noncarbonated and not artificially sweetened.

kek

virgin millenial gut cancer will replace the chad boomer lung cancer

jokes on them i buy rockstar now

I unironically love this shit

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32yr old boomer here, unironically same here

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