Is your dick clean, pol?
i made it til 2:15
fucking garbage
Yep. Your penis is clean.
GF usually cleans it for me
Jordan Peterson would be upset.
wash your penis and clean your room bucko
kek
>GF usually cleans it for me
I wash my boyfriend's penis in the shower. I pull back the foreskin and soap it up nice and good. And give him a soapy handjob.
My penis got jewed so I don't have to clean it. Checkmate.
The eternal Kellogg
Soap hurts when it gets inside the hole.
Careful, many human soaps are irritable to dogs.
You're doing it wrong.
lol, that Jordan Peterson.
I think only fat spergs watch this autistic show. It's embarrassing to watch.
There was ONE story of a Canadian man getting off on a technicality because Canada's beastiality law is outdated (it only bans penetration, not oral sex). And Jow Forums will always hang that over our heads. rofl.
The capitalist cuts off his foreskin, saving valuable minutes of cleaning each day, leaving more time to make shekels.
Checkmate, commie.
At least we don't have dogs hanging off our dickheads.
I had summoned a girlfriend to do this for me, at some point in time, thank you very much
This, I learned it the hard way.
I think it's because of how how sensible the inner skin is.
Isn't there some award winning leaf book about some woman fucking a bear?
Sounds hot desu
I don't understand the point of getting oral from dogs. They have long tongues. But the only way that women can orgasm from cunnilingus is clitoral stimulation. Women are the best at eating pussy. People who want to get oral from their dogs probably just get off on the taboo. The only way I can get a vaginal orgasm (as opposed to clitoral) is with a long thick penis or dildo/vibrator. A tongue no matter how long ain't gonna do it.
tits or gtfo
what's this?
No idea.
dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik, dikity dik dikity dikity dik, dikity dik, dikity dik dik dik.
The vag literally looks like a filleted penis.
i love this show.
red leader checking in
If only...
Make some episode about Baltics you faggots, also i'd fuck murdock chan desu.