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Robert
>7 Shots fired at a towtruck on 32nd and Hamilton
Good morning, Robert.
There was more OC last year with that Sabotage video picture. I've made a couple this year but I don't like mine as much as the one I remember.
>son can't move and hes talking to himself
the sabotage video is fantastic for Roberts
>Someone in the station has an open key
>he found his uncle who is deceased
F
I made this one recently.
>deceptive practice in progress
>male black flashing gang signs and selling drugs
Because let's be fucking discreet when we're committing felonies. And these apes wonder why they're constantly being caught.
>Shots fired at a towtruck
I don't need any context, theres nothing you could tell me to convince me thats not justified.
very nice
>male down on the ground on Pulaski
>4 shots heard
>4 shots fired on Surmac
Ah Ah AH
>Roommate stole her money and gold chain
Dammit, check your keys station 10
>landlord stabbed him
Cermak. Its essentially 22nd. Named after Anton Cermak, the Bohunk who beat Thompson Big Bill Thompson and became mayor only to get shot by someone taking a shot at FDR.
>bf hit her, he has dude weed and pills on him
snitches are quite literally getting stitches
>male has been passed out for 30 minutes in a running car
>block party blocking off the street
I made something roberts. This samples about 3000 posts made this month in /cpd/ threads.
Speaking of coonery, I just shot the fuck out of a raccoon in my yard. 2 barrels full of 3" 12 gauge buckshot.... little fucker won't have any of my chickens.
>criminal sexual assault follow-up on Kedzie
>units watch your keys!
>disturbance on CTA bus
Interesting.
>domestic at the red line at Garfield; male black, something involving a child
>male black actually wants his child
Holy shit, anons, we've just crossed over into bizarro world.
>guy with an IV in his arm
>burglary suspect sighted; male black, light complexion, female hispanic pushing a stroller, eastbound through the alley towards California
>guy who burglarized the caller earlier is back, male black pushing a stroller through the alley
think i heard that right
>on the lookout for burglary offender, 2800 block of W Polk
>male black, light complexion, with a female hispanic, pushing stroller with a child in it, walking eastbound down alley towards California
oh nvm it was the female hispanic pushing the stroller
>2600 block W Pope John Paul II Drive, battery in progress; male white just hit female, caller hung up
Correction: Male hispanic.
thots btfo
>assault in progress; man on a motorcycle trying to crash into the caller
evening roberts. hope all is well. anyone else here on the 4th? that little hitler 'rogue transmission' made the local news lol. they will be investigating they say. Wise use of resources i see
>pic related
>oh, in the meantime we got shots fired, yay
Anybody notice how the guy beating the woman was male white then hispanic
>male white, 30 years, shoved male hispanic to the ground
>male black with male white long-hair carrying gun, approaching vehicles
>4200 block W Jackson, woman hit her son with a blunt object
>that little hitler 'rogue transmission' made the local news lol.
The stuff of legend. 50 years from now we'll be telling our grandchildren about that when sitting around listening to comfy CPD scanner.
>woman hit her son with a blunt object
I'm kinda annoyed still, they had to switch channels a few times.
>dog barking on balcony for over an hour, caller concerned that something's wrong with the owner
yeah that was kinda funny but sorta disturbing
>street closures into effect [for the sox game??]
The fuck? The sox game is only in the top of the 7th. They were saying something about the game "almost being over" like a half hour ago.
Of course, that "game almost being over" call was probably in the top of the 6th when the Cards put up 7 runs. They're now leading 11-2.
I wish there was a way for both teams to lose. They are both terrible.
>300 block W 49th St., suspicious unoccupied automobile
>Some alarm on the beat; 1600 block W 19th St.
>chicagotribune.com
the total, absolute madman
>homeless female urinating in front of the business; looks like she's uh, going to defecate as well
>homeless female about to take a dump in front of the building.
She said black man
>streetshitter
That's a great recording.
any roberts /comfy/ here?
>free rondo #9
>female black taking off the screen, trying to climb over something
>Person shot
>Disregard
>Nobody shot
FUUUUUUUU
Woodlawn checking in.
>EMS requested for a mental evaluation
>dui guy with a star wars bumper sticker
what a fag
>Drunk driver with Star Wars bumper sticker
Bet they don't serve soimilk latte in Chicago jail.
noice. comfort level: maximum
>intoxicated male white sitting on the sidewalk screaming at himself and things that arent there
>3-4 males riding around on stolen bikes, smoking weed
Indeed. The hero Chicago REALLY needs but doesn't deserve.
>male in the county jail jumpsuit standing on the corner
>Suspicious person
>male black wearing an orange jail jumpsuit
Definitely a bit suspicious
>the stove is burning
>6 to 8 shots fired
ah ah ah
>the father was stabbed
>unknown female black in the abandoned building
>Person stabbed
>Her name was miracle
>She is a ward of the state
You don't say?
>old bitch trying to get back to the group home
>3 male hispanics are leaning against the garage
>Watch yo keys, Robert!
these keys
>male black with a button-down shirt and his pants around his ankles, looking dazed
>>male black with a button-down shirt and his pants around his ankles, looking dazed
They pretty much all have that look about them. Modern civilization really confuses the shit out of them.
>heavy set female hispanic breaking a window
whats his endgame
Strokes out in bed
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>whats his endgame
Actually this nigger made a DIY million dollar bill and tried to buy some items with it at WalMart. In typical nigger fashion he got belligerent when they refused to accept it.... coonery ensued.
Hard to find the story with a mugshot these days, it's pretty well memory holed. Found it on Chimpout forum back in the day.
>anybody speak Mandarin
thats some next level coonery
>7 shots fired
>next level coonery
Consider if the average American negro IQ is 80, that means half of every nigger in this country is dumber than that.
>he was chased across the river
>female caller said someone is trying to kill her baby, then hung up
>female caller says someone is trying to kill her baby.
I guess this was prophetic.
>homeless male and female black physically fighting
As opposed to verbally, emotionally, or spiritually
male black would fight and choke bitches in the astral plane if he could
>As opposed to verbally, emotionally, or spiritually
>caller said he and his gf were fighting, he hit her, and now shes not moving
F
>25 y/o female lying on the ground
>2 females fighting in front of the liquor store by the green line