George clooney injured in scooter wreck

Trump curse is real. Can't wait till fucking dick head Deniro gets a piano dropped on him or someshit

We will be blessed with the video soon, believe.

Checked and concurred.

the curse strikes again

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You mean what kind of faggot rides a scooter.

youtube.com/watch?v=BJ4p3mJ2BlE

Isn't a scooter a Mods ride?

Reminder: Clooney's "wife" Amal is a irianian trap.

It's a man, check the height, shoulders, jaw comapred to Clooney's.
Clooney also has had a few bisexual partners in hollywood like Letterman.

They had to pay their neighbor for a surrogate child because Amal is a fucking dude.

Who honestley cares? A thread died for this.? Shame on you, user

awesome

is he dead yet? also where is the video?

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Soon he'll divorce his wife and marry a really fat broad.

Mod?

people.com/movies/george-clooney-scooter-accident-video/

topkek

He fought the physics and the physics won.

Hmmm... so "Amal" is really "Anal"?

mods btfo

Chegkt

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Chaos is all that matters. Entropy is the defining rule of the universe and panic is how to defeat any enemy. Even demons

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>meme magic
Lrn2meme fgt pls

holy shit i thought 'several yards' was an exaggeration until i saw this.

His face will look like michael jackson in his late days.

Praise KEK

What's the bet the driver was a shitskin?
>be cloons
>marry brown mother theresa
>tell people to embrace immigration
>get culturally enriched first hand

Please be true.

check this out

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haha what a gay

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my ID is
> cUC

George Clooney is a smug asshole

How does someone manage this?

Kek continues his work. The curse is real! Fuck this piece of shit.

Did he talk shit about Trump? I asume this is the curse working its dark magic

He should fucking return back reeeeee

It takes a faggot to unironically ride a scooter.
It takes an idiot to do so in fucking Italy, which is full of Italian drivers.

Is this shit real?
1/3

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KEK WILLS IT

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2/3

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3/3

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this time it is not trump curse. it is a message to Clooney that he is in danger if he speaks about what is not to be spoken about. notice how they had a truck at the interchange so if he swerved he would have went into the truck and not the car, plus he was being led by another bike that manoeuvred past the car.
clooney is blackmailable because he is into weird shit and one guy who he fucks, cindy crawfords husband, killed a rent boy at clooneys italian mansion on lake como. he is deep into the C linton mess and could easily go the way of bourdain and spade.

tw;dr
Jesus, people, at least un-zoom your fucking window before screen shotting that shit.

I call them 'fart sticks'

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check n kek

Whomp whomp

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Yes, yes indeed he did.

Also:
> bitches about climate change every chance he gets to while sitting in a private jet
> wants open borders, but moves to high class gated community the second diversity arrives at his door
> is against private gun ownership while being guarded by private armed security guards

In other words:

> I get a life enriched by technology, you go sit around a trash fire
> I get to choose the neighborhood in which to raise my children, you deal with what higher ups decided for you
> I have a right to self defense, you don't

Just a typical leftist elitist.

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that anons mind was probably blown to smithereens

>MUH 4CHANX
>MUH MEME FLAG
>MUH EVERYONE IS A SHILL
fuck off memeflaggot

PHUCK DRUMPHHHH-WAHHH

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KEK BE PRAISED

he was one of the biggest anti Trump celebrities during the election

>ten cents have been deposited in your account

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womp womp

Outsiders should never attempt to ride a scooter around here. We drive like fucking lunatics!

>Car wants to turn left (I guess)
>Sits in the opposing lane of traffic
>Gets bug smashed on windshield
Yep, Italian drivers.
It's like pottery.

Aaaahhh. Hahaha. Fuck Clooney. The flying faggot. OMG actually looks like the chink webm no brakes bang flying thru air . pussy riding a scooter

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Is the scooter okay?

Holy numbers. Powerful numbers.

This is what he gets for marrying a sand nigger and opposing trump

I like how (((they))) positioned the clock on the camera at the top to cover the road, to hide what actually went on.

what was that retard even trying to do?

The coward has returned to Italy? Wow, the new government really must have the illegal immigration cleaned up and under control now.
Well done Italy!

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The black box' started cursing already.

>scooter wreck

what a faggot

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>what was that retard even trying to do?
He was trying to make a left turn by sitting in the opposing lane of traffic. That one scooter was like "oh you" and went around in the gap, because apparently this is how you make a left turn in Italy.
Oh, you mean the retard on the other scooter? Yeah, fuck that guy.

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rofl, get fucked clooney

When will MSM seriously address Trump Derangement Syndrome and the Trump Curse that befalls those who suffer from it? How much longer can they ignore it?

dude... this really looks like he was set up...

Perfect timing of the truck and why was the black Mercedes standing right where the truck was in the middle of the road?

Praise Kek

It slowed to turn into the area where the truck came from

Have you never been to Italy before? I always fear for my life driving there, everyone just randomly turns into unpredictable directions, it's fucking stressing me out.

Dueces of truth

If you lived in a metropolis and were given the choice of wasting hours sat in traffic only to find, you can't park or be herded on to cattle trucks like bus, train, tube and have to pay through the nose for it you might realise that a bike is THE way to improve your quality of life, save hours a week of bullshit

If i drove a scooter (which i don't), the last place i would drive it would be shitaly. Georgie-boy must have had a deathwish.

India, Russia and China seem alot worse but I guess we can agree on Italy being the worst euro country when it comes to driving (and cars)

>security camera shows

I -NEED- to see this footage!

Russia is the closest country to Hell in terms of climate and atmosphere. All things considered driving there doesnt seem as bad as it could be.

can confirm, India is fucking crazy but much fun

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In Russia you need a dashcam because people are trying to scam you all the time by walking in front of you and shit. And sometimes you catch awesome footage of a meteor.

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

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clooney must have been distracted or not paying attention, hence no breaking. that wasnt a particular dangerous situation.

I retract my statement. the blue car pulls in and clooney had like 1 second to break and he did if you look closely. and I dont think the bloue car was indicating. must have been a nigger driving. they do retarded shit like this

>t. phonefag

>driving in italy
you're in for one lads
hope you saw mad max in preparation

>tfw clooney er reboot

Are you Indian? I trust you on that because Indians are such crazy drivers I always try to use their Taxis.

I'm a bong with citizenship in India, if you want to experience the wild east India is crazy, huge biker gangs of hippies on chopped Enfields, drugs, violence, it's far out

Clooney's face is gunna look hilarious, looks like he full blown face planted the car at at least 50km an hour

Lmao career over

Deniro is next

Looks like the car was on the wrong side of the road, unfortunate
;)

Topkek

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