It is happening

The blackest nigga in history (and the ancestor of all egyptian KANGZ) be berried in thare n shit and he comin back 2 asert hi' dominion on wypipo

>Nobody knows who's inside

Probably some old Egyptian faggot.

We just got through that Thai cave incident - we hope - and now this. We can’t keep taking such chances.

Finally, your mom's dildo arrived!

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THESE JEWS FINNA GET DABBED ON

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>nobody knows who's inside
>should we open it?
well you fucking tell me

Uh oh. Its Mumm-ra

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Absolutely terrifying

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nth for aliums

I hope it's an actual antediluvian and not a bomb

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No, but the jews found a way how to trick them into internet-addiction, hence they are here

>should we open it?

youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI

Jimmy Hoffa?

gib mummy gf

I know who's in it.
A dead sand-nigger.

Stop falling for clickbait

They'll first x-ray it

I’m hoping whatever is in it has a doggo’s head.

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PRAISE BE

That looks fairly new. 2 or 3 hundred years at the most. I don't know shit about archeology but I'm just saying

IS CAMIN OME

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youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM

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>mfw its an aryan and we all get jewish slaves

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he cute!

you say that stone looks new? You do realize all pebbles you see on beach/wountains etc are at LEAST a couple million years old, and that stone basically remains unaltered by time?

Hence why neolithic arrowheads look as if they were made yesterday

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>no one here has ever heard of the serapeum
they found like 20 of those boxes before, up to now they were all empty, let‘s see what‘s inside, probably nothing, or perhaps even valuable seeds as some scientists believe.

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was meant for

The creator of the white race

AYAYAYAYAYAAAAYY

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>I don't know shit about archeology
evidently

have you polacks started working out ?
youtu.be/x3Fthya-w1U

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>let‘s see what‘s inside, probably nothing, or perhaps even valuable seeds as some scientists believe
apophis pls

Last king of the Atlantean civilization

How does it look new exactly? It's a stone sarcophagus, stone doesn't really age.

WE

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King Tut's Yu-Gi-Oh collection.

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thats just the opening trap.
AOE effect.
youtu.be/_vwdbddrUmM

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you smashed my last bit of hope for a happening

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>Jimmy Hoffa?
Meme from the 80's finally reaches Cambodia

two headed mummy is inside.
one human head the other head is-

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Mate.. you're living in Germany during the collapse of the EU, you'll get happening's a plenty in the near future, don't worry Hanzel.

I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU ALL YEARS AGO TO STOP FUCKING WITH FORCES YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND! I TOLD YOU THAT MEME MAGIC WAS NOT A PLAYTHING! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CANNOT JUST AWAKEN THE OLD GODS LIKE IT WAS INCONSEQUENTIAL! I SAID YOU WOULD RELEASE THE SLEEPING GIANTS INSIDE THE EARTH, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN! I TOLD YOU THE FLAT EARTH FAGS WERE A DISTRACTION FROM THE TRUTH ABOUT THE INNER EARTH REALM BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD TO KEEP PUSHING.

DO YOU MONUMENTAL FAGGOTS EVEN FATHOM WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? WHAT POWERS YOU HAVE UNLEASHED?!

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Nigger, there can be a doomed mummy inside or something.

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OH OH

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1009613082770001920?lang=bg

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its goto be.

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this

You're fucking retarded user.

Go to a museum or look at any pics of ancient egyptian artifacts, they all look like this. There's little moisture in the desert to cause erosion which means something buried there will essentially look the same for thousands of years

Cover it Back Up.

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R E T U R N T H E S L A B....

They're dealing with forces they can't possibly comprehend, disturbing that grave will unleash hell upon the earth, opening that coffin will usher in a thousand years of darkness.

This is the plot to Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines

THE FOOLS, THEY HAVE SET FREE EN SABAH NUR, THE END OF ALL THINGS

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I remember that. I thought you were trolling.

WE

WUZ

Is it Alexander?

I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU ALL YEARS AGO TO STOP FUCKING WITH FORCES YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND! I TOLD YOU THAT MEME MAGIC WAS NOT A PLAYTHING! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CANNOT JUST AWAKEN THE OLD GODS LIKE IT WAS INCONSEQUENTIAL! I SAID YOU WOULD RELEASE THE SLEEPING GIANTS INSIDE THE EARTH, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN! I TOLD YOU THE FLAT EARTH FAGS WERE A DISTRACTION FROM THE TRUTH ABOUT THE INNER EARTH REALM BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD TO KEEP PUSHING.

DO YOU MONUMENTAL FAGGOTS EVEN FATHOM WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? WHAT POWERS YOU HAVE UNLEASHED?!

>Personal accountant, can live with it.

That's on me guys .My great grandfather stored his garbage bags in a black box

Hopefully Balaam.... the jews were terrified of Balaam.

The skelton fears the fleshies.

SIGH
youtube.com/watch?v=0KUG8LGkvpE

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Rollin for a kang

You thought it was the Jews, but it was me, DIO!

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I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Osiris

EN SABAH NUR
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kikes probably already know whats in it, those faggots know so much they wont tell us, its probably well written about it in the texts they keep secret

Weren't bits of Alexander stolen by various kings as trophies for hundreds of years and diffused across the Earth? I don't think he's anywhere, at least not intact.

Underrated game

Rolling for pillar men

stop larping you dumb mutt
go to /x/ for your demonology circlejerk

IMHOTEP

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YOLO lol.

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If it's a black person, the world will burn

Oh, sorry. I dropped my Monster sarcophagus for my Magnum mummy.

>massive sarcophagus
It's probably either full of flesh eating bugs or there's a giant inside.

youtube.com/watch?v=4RoceV4lbCY

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FUNDAMENTALLY INCORRECT YOU FOOL.

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>not understanding copypasta

Kys

>mfw it's full of frogs
I would go batshit insane this time, no joking.
If it's kek related shit you'll find me running naked in the streets screaming incoherently and painting Jow Forums clovers on the walls with my dick

baste kars cleanses negroes

who the fuck is Jimmy Hoffa?

When I was like 13 I was playing this game on the family computer. I got to the point of finding the sarcophagus, and the next day my dad completely deleted everything loaing my save data because he thought it was going to give the computer a virus. I have tried going back to play it but this game aged like fucking milk

youtube.com/watch?v=83NedLafn5I

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I am not even on /v/ and you faggots are making me reinstall.