WAKEY WAKEY WAgGEY

Please list all the skills you’ve learned. I see NEET’s talking about how life is an adventure, and they can do whatever they want each day, learn a language or whatever. But I suspect you all sit jerking off on Jow Forums all day

If you're still replying to this thread instead of reporting it, hiding it, and seasoning your options, you're dumb as fuck. OP IS at work.

How new are you?

>learn a new skill
+1 to light weapons

>tfw I run my own business
>tfw I charge my customers outrageous sums
>tfw I work in financial and banks always pay me on time
>tfw NEETs leech off society and I leech off of banks and other financial institutions

faggot neets

>how do you remain a NEET?
live with parents or live off the government or previous savings, etc.
Co-workers wouldn't make fun of you if you don't tell them you've been a NEET for years. The interviewer might question you about it though but won't make fun of you.

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You were only following orders when manager forced you to shitpost

Started studying Latin actually. My crypto investments are also doing excellent

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>learn a new skill
hahaha
>masturbate all day
>lose yourself in goyim entertainment to the point gay internet memes and childish games become the most important part of your life
>get dumber by the second
>cry yourself to sleep
>will die alone

how is having a job worse than your shitty pathetic life again?

i make $200k/yr working from home ;)

anyone in the uk on neetbux? how did you do it im interested

I hate you

don't underestimate neet powers.
i have read the manhattan project wikipedia article over 2000 times.

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learning japanese to jerk off
learning unreal engine to jerk off...just put the finishing touches on my soft body breasts and ass

NEET here, reporting in. Woke up a few hours ago, gonna clean up my bathroom, fix the toilet seat and spend the day in the yard...My potatoes are growing amazingly and I want to start working on my porch.

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T. Wage cuck

have another brethren

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Excellent, thanks my fellow neet

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Not OP but the last few days I've been doing practice with my handgun.
>noticed i had a bad flinch causing me to miss the target horribly
>research how to improve myself
>buy some snap caps and mix those with live rounds
>load the snap caps and the live rounds into the magazine
>day 1 = 5.5" 5 round group
>day 2 = 3.75" 5 round group
>day 3 (today) 2.875" 5 round group
>mfw I wouldn't have the energy to even take 10 minutes to do this practice if i were still waging away everyday

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Teach me how to be a rich NEET

how do you find the will to brush your teeth, fellow NEETbros

>learn a new skill

doubt.jpg

So, these threads are here to encourage people to eliminate welfare? Good show. LARPing as an insufferable leftist is one 5hing that helped Trump get elected.

>UK flag

imagine being a wagie in a depressing country like UK, just imagine...

consider ending your life

Get a nice sonicare, makes brushing a pleasure. get a loofa as well, you’ll like showering more which will make you want to brush your teeth, and feeling clean makes being a neet that much more comfy and enjoyable!

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reminder that slavery was abolished because overpopulation meant that using workers was way more profitable and convenient.

feel free to serve rich jews wagies, i am above that.

Read here.

You're not serious, are you?
>he believes the memes
>he believes you can eat fresh berries for breakfast at $1000/mo income
Yeah, no. NEETs live like bums, and the ones that don't, live with their parents, which is even worse.

I got off off work a few hours ago.

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fucking neets
im shitposting from work

>mfw I wouldn't have the energy to even take 10 minutes to do this practice if i were still waging away everyday
Do you weigh +350lbs or do you have an iron deficiency?

How much sharting today? Anybody take a dump in an aisle?

>learned japanese and german
>learned programming
>currently studying neoplatonic philosophy and macroeconomics
stay ragie

>Learn a new skill

Dipping doritos in chesewiz and stuffing your piehole while masturbating to anime is not a useful skill set.
Really, LARPing aside, it's not like NEETs actually do anything at all with their day except mouth breathe and be passive aggressive to mommy's.

Must be a soul-crushingly boring job if you have time to shitpost on Jow Forums.
I worked a job like that for 3 years, never again.

My job was both boring as fuck and often times strenuous. When I got home, all I wanted to do was nothing.
Not overweight btw.

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wagecucks support (((tHe sYSteM))), no question about it.

accelerationism is the key.

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I'm just saying, normal people still have energy to do things after a day's work.

I work out and go twice a week to the range for a 2-hour practice session.

You realize with the current job market you can basically walk into an entry level position making 50-60 tomorrow if you wanted

But...I work a nice job in a Café, baking french honey cakes and raspberry tarts. Making gourmet coffee and bauguettes. Why wouldn't my job be fuffilling? It's in a small town, everyone knows each other's name, business is comfortable for my wages and my future. I'm set.

Then me and my friends are gonna all LARP and raid a Sea of Thieves server with Coconut Water, Rum, Cinnamon and Brown Sugar.

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>living with your parents
>bad
I'm so sorry that shlomo controls your thoughts

>learned programming
Really? What did you end up creating?

>or learn a new skill
who are you trying to fool

>t. wageslave

BASED

NEETlife is truly great

Why? I quite like my job, user.

>no job
>no money
>crypto investments

Hmm.

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>fall for STEM meme
>get job with defense contractor
>thrown into deep end working on software that I have no idea how to work with
>stare at computer screen all day
>have to sit through 9 hour planning meetings all week
>don't understand a single word anyone is saying
>just stare into space and nod for 9 hours as nerds argue over hardware requirements
>shirt is too small, girls are unattractive, and I'm constantly tired

I should never have applied

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study international finance
save at least ~$20k-$50k
live like an absolute bum (preferably at your parents house)
invest it well and don't touch it until it's in the 100s of thousands of dollars
I hit 1 million last november but still only spend my money on necessities except a family dinner/sporting event or two
still drive the same car live in a rental

I'm reading the unfair trade by michael casey now
It's important to understand how the players at the top manipulate everyone for their personal gain and hedge against what they do and you'll always have money to live an easy neet life

>Greek flag
>studying economics
Now I know you're lying.

Lmao bullshit.

I'm sorry dude. Try stretching your shirt.

A person living with their parents well into adulthood is living in an extended childhood. Not taking responsibility for your own livelihood is a strong indicator that something's terribly wrong. You have not a found a role in society, for if you had, you wouldn't have to stay with mommy.

>tfw you live in a big city with no sense of community or belonging

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that does sound comfy
my town is too overpopulated and disorganized to do that

>tfw get to wake up at 5 this morning and go spend 8 days in beautiful Yosemite cutting down trees

Fuck you Neetcuck

I haven't brushed my teeth in years.

So many fat coworkers :/

Thank you user

That sounds like it'll be lucrative in about five years if you keep it up. Before you know it you'll be making six figures and living the sweet life in Hawaii.

have they gotten fucked up at all

>I read some wikis and came here and lied on the internet

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>lied on the internet
Who would do that? That doesn't make any sense.

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ITT buttblasted Wageslaves larps: >Makes $200k/yr working from home in Hawaii. Libing the Dream

So gay.