I inherited $4,130,940

How about you just fuck off,that would be a good start.

Buy a new phone....

Are you offering gibs?

DON'T piss it away.

You'd be amazed how quickly and easily that can happen.

You could probably just live off the interest and use 20k to invest in minor swing stocks and make a steady profit for the rest of your life

you could hire an accountant and investment firm to manage your money.

or buy section 8 housing and rake in the govt gibbucks

Buy bitcoin.

invest in s&p 500

You didn't even mask the filename faggot.

This. But don’t just buy a rental, buy a piece of shit and learn to fix it up yourself. If you buy a rental and you believe in the meme of >muh passive income you’re going to go broke. You need to know the ins and outs about everything related to construction.

Invest in your fellow Jow Forums bros
I could really use half a monkey to upstart my business venture

Do what the boomers you bitch about all the time do?
Rad!

please give me some, please

Dunno. Invest in goldman sachs

This

Ignore every other post in this thread
Including mine

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this

So what does he do with the remaining 4,125,00 million dollars?

live off interest

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If you give me 100k, I will quit my job and shitpost professionally

trips say you have to OP

Buy undeveloped property as fast as you can in a state with low property tax

/thread and the post above this one

>boomers
>buying property
Thats a good joke

do NOT tell people you have that, for starters

create a trust fund, invest the money into low volatility indexes.

live off of the interest and never have to worry about having money for the rest of your life.

congrats nigger, you're now free to live your life as you please.

Give me 30,000 so I don't kill myself.

Fund a counter balloon in London to mock muslims

Give me $50k

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Buy land

hire an account manager and let your money work for you for the rest of your life

Invest in security/medicine businesses and Silicon valley tech firms

OP here

I'm thinking of renting a beach aerial advertising plane with the words "It's okay to be white" on the sign

Could go up and down Florida's East coast beach and then I'll do another one on Cali's coast

Find someone you love, go the places you want to go and get your kids a decent education

nooooope
go on back now redditbros you're not welcome here

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GIVE IT ALL TO BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING RACIST

$6000 for two beaners?

Well, there went $500.

You gotta have better aspirations user

What this guy said also create a manufacturing company of some kind. Real wealth is tangible assets and your ability to create something.

Megan Panzer.

Buy an apartment building in a metro with a lot of growth.

Sit back, relax, and never work again.

are you jew?

Invest it m8, don’t listen to biz, and find a company to invest for you

Give it to the poor and homeless

If I get quads you venmo me 150k

You could start by getting a new phone that doesn't have a cracked screen.

Give me 3000$ so I can buy weapons to defend my people when the rapefugees invade

I'll be your butler.

Is that you DJ?

Give me 10k because I have nothing and I’m about to be homeless

Buy real estate, rent it out. Investment a bit so you have shit to fall back on. Also I'd bang some nice escorts. The biggest risk you have right now is blowing it all away on stupid shit, or having some girl fleece you for it. Seriously, never tell your girl that you have money. You should present yourself as middle class at all times

this, but only in popular places plus create a ladyboy harem by acquiring one that transforms new recruits to your liking.

Ask . They'll tell you to invest it in crypto and small-cap penny stocks. Take whatever they say and do the exact opposite. Then never ask Jow Forums for financial advice ever again.

Take down the Trump balloon!

This is a good idea, although I’d wait til next year to buy any property. Gonna be a lot of empty stuff on the market.

Buy a volcano and jump into it.

>Buy a piece of shit that will inevitably cost you hand over fist more than you'll make renting it out for ten years but you'll learn how to do stuff so all the money you lost will actually be a profit because I learned in common core burger school

Fucking retard holy shit I bet you stink irl too

Pls pay off my car loan. $13k I would be pretty stoked to have that stress off if me

Build houses and then rent them out.

Lmao

All redditors all

stake me $10k to play poker. you get 50% of profit until I've repaid $20k

Draw it all out in low value bills and wipe your arse with it. Then sells the bills for twice the face value price calling it Art, whilst also collecting as many arts grants as you can, thus perpetuating the piece.

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Don't get yourself in trouble. Sponsor a neet to take the fall for you.

Start a business and become a successful person so you have more money to sponsor lulzy projects

Reddit is down right now.

Go bid way too much on and win every listing on Gunbroker for a month straight like every other chump who comes into a bunch of money.

Or buy some acres of farmland and rent it out, not sure which one is safer and will net you more money

Donate to Foregen

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>give your money to the jews
topcuck, fritz.

invest $2MM in crypto. i recommend 50% XMR, 25% ETH, 25% BTC. This way the jews and feds can't touch your money

Go buy 2x $2 million life annuities that kick in when you turn 50. Go learn a good trade that you enjoy doing. Use some to buy some land with a house and a decent vehicle. Put $1+ million that is left into a Dow matching fund and leave it alone for a decade. You can have a happy life doing something you enjoy with no worries about retirement.

But really this is the smartest thing
Make sure to hire good people though. I've seen and heard of a lot of people gaining large amounts of money and blowing it all within a few years because they didn't have a finance person helping them.

Buy a property in bc and let me rent it for cheap.

Of I wanna do something real lulzyblike that I have a better idea. Let’s rent some star tours buses and start busing all the homeless from skid row into Beverly Hills for a picnic. We can film it and watch all the elitists go mental.

Create shekelzon.com ,become powerful, use money to influence politics more to your personal liking? Isn’t that what people do these days?

Buy land, it's doesn't depreciate

Do not buy crypto. Crypto is dead.

Boomers purchase, sit on it for 10 years, then flip for double or nothing.

Fund the crusade

Spend it quick dollar collape soon.

*If you wanna do something lulzy like that
t. Phonefag

It can disappear so fast, don't go and buy a million dollar house... the taxes will break you within a few years.

Perhaps take a stock market class and play safe ones a few grand at a time, can make a decent income that way.

Rent them out to WHITES. It's super difficult to prove discrimination by a private landlord.

buy land and create white ethnostate

can i have 5500 dollars i need to buy a realistic sex doll so my wife will get jeslous anf sleep with me again

PayPal [email protected] ty

But seriously
>invest in government bonds
>invest in some gold
>buy property, rent and resell
>invest in organizations and causes that match your political agenda and try to make it profitable in some way, the money can afford you influence in your chosen area
>look into reducing your taxes as much as possible and save as much as possible
>now that you have money, develop personal goals beyond that
>choose a place to live that best serves your interests
>be careful of friends and relatives, value frankness over politeness

Well first of all you should not keep it all in one bank. Uncle sam only insures you up to 275k so if wells jewgo has a financial problem it all goes kaput.

You should put some in a secure overseas bank biz might know more on who is best for that.

You should obviously invest some, carefully. Good asset classes would be surface water rights/utility districts since the USA is running out of clean drinking water supplies, shale oil and gas blocks, emerging tech companies like Tesla (wait for a stock drop to buy in though) and long term bonds. Not sure what 30 year bonds are doing right now.

Real estate is good to get into but only if you are gonna start up a house flipping company. You can make serious bank flipping houses if you are aggressive about it and careful not to buy a lemon but it takes seed money to get going. You have that so it's a good buisness idea to start.

Would also invest a small amount in guns and ammo, a private small underground bunker somewhere (easy to build or have built for you actually and pretty cheap), some small amount in gold preferably bars but coins are good too, and then some in a commodity.

Crytpo currencies are commodities not actual currencies (this triggers biz). This is the truth like it or not. So if you want to put some in crypto make sure you understand you are dealing with a speculative commodity not a currency. Treat it as such and minimize your investment to maximize returns with minimal risk.

I would also look at doing day trading on stuff yourself. Find companies you have evidence will do well, buy low sell high. Short overhyped meme shit 9 times out of 10 if it sounds like a meme it is.

Unless you are gonna do the house flipping buisness stay out of real estate market is due for major correction.

Stay away from investment 'firms' derivatives and other bullshit package "financial products" every last one of them is fake as fuck and a scam ponzi scheme.

Also get yourself a good tax lawyer.

Let's start a Gaming Company and run our first game titled Destroyed Horizon. We will build an underground facility that resembles black mesa from Half-Life and have badass offices and a badass conference room.

Invest in SHALE energy ;)

So you literally only had 25 cents to your name before getting that inheritance?
Lucky you.