>Women should not give themselves 'peegasms': Doctors warn new trend for holding on to urine for sexual pleasure can cause infections and even kidney damage >Fans claim they achieve solo orgasms by urinating after holding it in >Releasing urine is said to cause shivers from 'the spine to the head' >Over-full bladders stimulate nerves in the pelvis that control arousal >Holding on to urine for longer than normal is linked to urinary infections >Due to women being more prone to cystitis, all should avoid the act
>women masturbate using piss-shivers I fucking hate women.
Caleb Carter
>not fapping with a full bladder It's like you've never lived on the edge.
Benjamin Myers
>femcels think the pleasure of releasing bowels is an "orgasm"
top kek
Jack Wood
My ex told me holding her shit in for a while made her cum a few times
Luke Perry
Can confirm. Literally the best feeling in the world after penile orgasm
Joshua Hall
It's just irritating because then when it's over you have to go really bad instead of being able to lie there and enjoy the afterglow. And then when you do go, the flow is all constricted and it takes forever and you have bend overt he toilet like a retard to aim it right unless you just let loose in the yard or something.
I really don't get how you can hold pee in for pleasure. When I was in bootcamp I got sentry duty and wouldn't dare leave my post to ask the duty instructor to use the bathroom. Held it in for about 4 hours and when I finally pissed it actually hurt. It actually strained by bladder muscles and I was dripping for a day because I coudln't hold it in. I basically was mildly incontinent. I don't think there's such a thing as peegasms it's just dumb crackpipe thots falling for an urban legend because they're dumb.
Connor Foster
I wonder if that's hereditary. It has to be something to do with how your anatomy is set up. Maybe for the good of the future we should make sure guys who get this have lots of children.
Matthew Howard
I gotta admit I have taken fistfuls of fiber pills and clamped on the old sphincter, for days, until I had a significant back log of poop logs inside my ass and then walking around town getting prostate massages with every step. Could you imagine being a pathetic woman? Piss? Thats the best they can do?
Connor Jones
ummm, sweetie, it's called squirting, and it's SEXY
Hudson Wood
Not for women.
Charles Walker
No it doesn't. Bladder doesn't stimulate anything in men. Shit does stimulate prostate, but I don' know if you can orgasm from it. Definitely you can get hemorrhoids tho. Anyway, a famous composer died by holding his pee. Dangerous stuff.
Jacob Green
Peeing in places that you aren't supposed to be in gets me so turned on. Pee in a cloths hamper, Or out a window, Or in a bush on a busy street. Fucking eh it's just the best. It's even better when someone is watching. Pull my foreskin back a bit and let er fly, while slowly calmly yanking it up and down with out touching the stream.
Ayden Carter
Nope, I once had to hold in my piss for so long I could almost feel my bladder tearing apart, but the only thing that happened when I finally got to take a piss was me almost losing consciousness.
fun fact: if your bladder is over full it won’t actually empty when you pee, because it would destroy the bladder tissue. Rather, you pee a little bit at a time but your body tells you you finished peeing when your bladder only empties like 10% of its peeload If you have a cat theater you have to be careful because if the nurse empties it all at once your bladder will be obliterated due to elasticity and fluid retention issues and you will need to have your ragged shreds of bladder surgically removed and then you have no bladder so I don’t know what they do, maybe they give you a sponge wrapped in satan wrap and you have to wring the pee out of your dick every time
Cameron Walker
what about shitgasms?
Jace Lee
i had a poogasm the other day
Nolan Davis
>poogasm when you have a large log, and fish it out of the bowl and jerk with it
Jaxson Allen
imagine being this fucking insecure about sitting on the toilet to be standing at an angle with a semi boner like a retard
>Sit down >Dick still pointing up >Superman instead
Ayden Hill
Women have a huge piss stream. Looks and sounds like someone is strongly squeezing a bottle of water into the toilet.
Christian Adams
>pretending that pee is female vaginal prostate semen holy shit look at all this cum spraying out of my dick oh god holy fuck I can write my name in the snow with all this cum would you look at all this cum spraying out of my dick by the way it’s yellow
Eli Collins
imagine being this mad that you still have hard erections
I would have to put a chopstick in my dick to achieve this
Lucas Bennett
> another high quality leafpost Canada, you're the gold standard for deranged posts, thumbs up.
One time I was on the bus for a field trip, and I had to pee the entire way to the destination. It didn't help that I drank nearly 6 glasses of water before getting on the bus, but the bus ride was like 3 hours long. I remember asking the teacher & bus driver if I could just get off the bus for two seconds or pull over to a gas station to let it out, but they just ignored me for the entire ride. All of the kids on the bus made fun of me the entire ride there, saying things like "Can you hear the ocean" and stuff. Nobody had a water bottle, so I couldn't pee anywhere whatsoever. I was just contemplating just peeing my pants, because it was so darn painful at that point. Once I finally got to the bathroom at the destination, I literally peed for roughly 3 minutes straight. It was legitimately one of the worst experiences in my entire life.
>dick is hard >user sit down so it pointing up at the celing you tard >makes it easier to pee that way wut >no user just snap your dick in half at the base and hold it down so it doesn't touch the bowl >also watch out you don't dunk it in the water
William Lopez
>Releasing urine is said to cause shivers from 'the spine to the head' That happens to me, but it's not pleasurable at all and sometimes makes me miss
Easton Walker
One time the sewer line to my house was broken so I had to pee out the back door into the storm drain. It was strangely arousing, considering I'm not really in to that kind of thing.
The women’s soccer team is the ugliest group of women in the country and team captain sawa is the absolute ugliest moon faced potato woman outside of korea
Zachary Smith
>Asian pissing porn >yisss >annnnnd it's an enma Fucking Asians.
Carson Flores
fuck, I drink like 4 litres of milk everyday + 1 litre water, but piss like 4 times at most a day, I hold it in until the need to pee goes away I do this for years now, I should stop probably
should have jammed a pencil into the naugahyde seatback in front of you and stuck your dick through and peed into the polyurethane foam padding of the school bus seat. it couldn’t possibly make the bus smell any worse
Logan Reyes
king kai is stronger than king enma
Levi Morgan
Women have weak bladders. I've gone 28 hours without urinating before. Mostly because I have a bashful bladder and had nowhere to pee in private
John Rivera
I usually give myself anal orgasms by holding in my shit till it gets massive, then i'll push it half way out my asshole, then suck it back in. As soon as im about to cum ill push it all out and then i cum hard.
Colton Powell
>bashful bladder what a fucking faggot
Dominic Gonzalez
women don’t have the male shutoff valve that shuts off the pee flow so that you don’t accidentally pee into a woman’s uterus and fill up her reproductive organs like a water balloon I guess it’s the prostate which is technically an entire uterus compacted into a single gland, much like the line down the center of your ballsack was the lips of a pussy that you had before you were born but they fused together and you spend your whole life trying to replace the pussy that god stole from you when you were a baby
Josiah Thompson
Hangovers work well for that because you feel like ass and don't give a fuck. The neat part is once you get over the fear you start to notice other people trying to not be obvious about it when they can't pee while you're around and sometimes it turns into a weird dominance thing just to make them uncomfortable for longer or make it really obvious what a wonderful piss you're having, or you talk to them just to fuck with them more.
You should try it. It's the little things in life.
Charles Brown
>Satan wrap
Bentley Ramirez
godspeed user. living life on easy mode
Joshua Sanchez
I have to stand to piss afterwards. If I sit i just can't get the required force sometimes.
Robert Sanders
please excuse my typing as it’s 2 in the morning and I just got home from work and I might be having a minor stroke
Asher Moore
I can only hope for this to reach mainstream. Not much that gets me harder than a women who lost control of her full bladder while I'm going cunnilingus on her
I always sit to pee, nobody should have to hear the stream of piss hitting the water, it's obnoxious, gross for other people to hear, and i also just feel comfier sitting to pee. It's also cleaner cus the pee doesn't splash anywhere.
Like 90% of women know that because of their biological organs they are more likely to get a UTI due to holding in urine.
James Ward
Since I have a pee fetish I can get that. Love that my gf is into it also. She will pee for me in naughty places and I film it. She's all good if I use her as my urinal too.
Lifes good
Daniel Cook
as a heavy abuser of dihydrocodeine containing cold medicine pills which suppress the action of the peristaltic muscles I sometimes have to lie on my side to poop
Jace Ramirez
is that why grills always half to go pee
Adam Price
I don't like watery poops. I want nice solid logs bud.
