Help me choose a bagel sandwich

I'm at my local bagel shop and trying to figure out which one is the most pol approved.

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LOL is this a fucking joke?

MODS SUCK CLAMYDIA NIGGER COCK

>The Bernie Boodnick
>Dijon
what the fuck is Dijon?

bunny buxbaum is close to a reuben get that

#18 Russian sandwich is best sandwich

Giving jewish names to food is like giving niggers name to perfume nobody want to buy that shit.

Mustard. You complete negro

Mods please sage

mustard gas

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Sage.

Dijon mustard. It's much better than the standard yellow crap.

Get the Larry David (#8)

Oh sorry i forgot that for muricans simply "mustard" is this yellow shit full of sugar.
Calling mustard Dijon instead of mustard from Dijon or simply mustard is the most retarded shit i've read this week.

None of that sounds appetizing.

>eating (((bagels))) in the first place
You deserve this

>different countries have different words for things. Hur dur
You need to lurk more.

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

Damn theres lots of stuff id pick user. I'd go for #9 or 10 right now.

>people didn't sage this thread and actually replied to this

SAGE

>murican having a say about food or cuisine, ever
>tell me to lurk more
>no connection with my remark in any way
'k thanks

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>mutts obsess over israel so much they name all their bagels over it

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Obviously the one with bacon

How can Jews be evil if their food is so good

Dijon is a town you dumb fuck
Call it "mustard from Dijon" or "Dijon mustard" or whatever, but not just "Dijon"

Stop arguing about the wording of mustard, I'm trying to make a decision on which bagel to buy....

Nonsense clutter-thread, sage and destroy.

>a frog nigger being smug and arrogant toward americans
I am so le surprised.

Garfunkel on Rye.
Enjoy

Emma einstein

#11 pastrami

I would the lox on a challah bun

>"mustard" is this yellow shit full of sugar.

Probably 30 different styles of mustard in any average supermarket here in the USA.

Yes, Mohammed, when you have a free market and more than one choice of anything you need different names to differentiate.

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Order the Bernie Sanders bagel sandwich. The guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Bagel sandwich is a Jewish food

>huuurrrr we're retarded
>you're smug for telling us

>30 shades of the same synthetic shit americans call food
Really make me dream.

#8 or #12-15, none of the others are kosher

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OMG please die already. You are worked up over nothing . Just like a woman.

>#4 JUAN GOLDMAN
#4 JUAN GOLDMAN
>#4 JUAN GOLDMAN
The Kosher Mexican Cartel is real

They Rylee with pastrami sounds good