Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - German Russian Friendship Edition aka nobody needs the USA

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Enemy intel - Dönermann's Discord leaked
requileaks.github.io/

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=cB4O2xo6SIk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=FWT2W8COstI
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=cTfya830TF0
youtube.com/watch?v=RmDA04PeOwI
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=BcgNvSoFY4k

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Good edition.

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Fuck the US and fuck brown people

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hello Soviet rape baby

salem aleikum mohammed

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oh my! perfect!

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The agreement was reached between the government of Germany and the Jewish organization JCC, which provides social assistance to survivors of the Holocaust.
Germany agreed to increase payments for social assistance to survivors of the Holocaust. Next year, the amount of funds provided by Berlin will increase by 75 million to 480 million euros. This was announced by the head of the Jewish Organization Jewish Claims Conference (JCC) Julius Berman.

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Slavs are uncultivated and uncivilised.
They are not our friends

in 5 years you'll beg

>patented Austrian exit strategy

Fugg :DD

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fug... wrong pic

>uncultivated and uncivilised.
Sounds exactly like an american

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mfw gonfused by my own pic file names

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If one gets those holocaust social assistance shekels and welfare shekels, welfare is reduced by the amount of holocaust shekels, because it counts as some kind of income.
>more holocaust assistance - less welfare

beg to be raped?????

Happens to me too all the times ... sometimes wonder what I was thinking when I named them

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Germany is such a subservient little faggot.

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Well, yeah, if you get raped enough eventually you start to enjoy it. Begging to get raped could happen... but then you can't really rape the willing so it's more like begging for really rough sex.

should have been

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saved this one!
under
"please clean this away"

>Einen neuen Tiefpunkt erreicht
How many of these should we have until we declare something dead?

>Russia does victory day parades over destroying Germany every year
>Russian Grandparents and parents ingrain their children what horrors the Germans caused them
>Every Russian Child and Adult remembers what the Germans did
>Russia sees a rising uncontrolled Germany as a threat, more so than the US.
>Every Russian wonders why Germany has enriched itself after losing a war and Russia ends up impervished and in poverty for winning
>But But.. we have no enemies you mutt! I have Russian friends! See, they like me! Ja ja ja ja ja. Russia and Germany bff forever, ja? Let me show you this info graph showing Russia hates America, see?!?

The state of the kraut

>Russian

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there's no point in discussing it because no matter how much you beg, no one will care.

>German Russian Friendship
choose 2 to protect you, the rest tries to kill you
bic reladed :DDDD

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The USA is just as bad as the Russians.
The British are twice as bad as both of you.
If you're supposed to be our "friends" then the Russians are too... in fact they're better friends than you are.

sergey and anton obviously nothing is worse than a russian psychopath and a russian drunk with no chill teaming up

That title makes much more sense! Should not name memes when drunk ;)

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Can i as an African immigrant from Nigeria join the AFD?
I want to keep Germany Christian and don't want Communism.
I came to Germany in 2010 because of Boko Haram, and i am car mechanic.
I already have good Job in Germany and a apartment.
I am having a nice German girlfriend now who i want to marry next year and have German kids.
I know AFD isn't racist and wants Germany to stay Christian.
So i want to know how i can join the party?

Mein Deutsch nicht sehr schlecht aber nicht gud.
Deutschland meine Heimat, ich lieben!

Vladimir and Anton.

4/10

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no, yours is good too! it has good subtext!

at this point Trump is IRL trolling and Merkel keeps falling for it
the woman really is an embarrassment and unfit for the position

Fuck off JIDF

What does this mean?
I don't understand German politics very well?

you have to see it this way, your nigger muslim king Obungo and soros made a shitshow from germany
The whole refugee shit would not have been possible if the Americans had not put pressure.

first you forced us to take on the fucking turks, and then the nicks, and completely degenerated some of our youth

clearly, russia looks a bit more attractive

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>Berück s ichtigung
>Memenfor s chung

Make the round "s" to slim "s"!

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Yes Krieg was not good in Nigeria.
Germany good, but problems too!

Bit of an on/off thing ... sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't :D

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No larping after 6pm, you now the rule Jürgen

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The Oakleaf logo seperated and at least the circle digitally enhanced.

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Your wife in picture?
Good for you man, luck.
I don't know what larp meaning?
Is it German?
Me not good speaking German!

going to bed, fren!
good night, dear fellow Krautists!

Nah It's my daughter, I fuck her everyday but you can have her for 3 bananas and 5 goats.

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Who is JIDF?
And why are they fuck.
Are they Muslim party in Germany?

>le 9gga
user pls

You fuck your daughter?
Not good mann, only Jihadi making that in my village in Nigeria.
She good looking but i have German girl.
Why Bannana, goat?
Are you Muslim?

Good night!

No, it's Taylor Swift.
Formerly known as Taylor Switowitz
>Swiftowitz

The russians have tried to subjugate finland for thousands of years, and often succeeded with relatively minor damage to both sides. The americans on the other hand have just had influence over us for three decades, yet they have managed to destroy finns as an ethnicity in this time. It is clear that regardless of how bad russia is, they’re still better than US.

Why do you know his daughter name?
Are you family?

Hello :D I am now here :D

The parasite is to blame, not exactly its host

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We are all family here utumbu

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Did you not catch the part I'm Russian. I work in the US, but I am going back to Russia. Believe me when I tell you, no Russian likes you. We like Americans, they're like us almost. You can count on us pulling some shit on you the moment you leave NATO.

Oh but Poland.. Despite our sour relations with Poland, it will normalize once they realize what we're doing to you. Enjoy being dependent on us for your economic well being, it was a long plan in the making and it worked.

Hello Finman, i am German but from Nigeria.
Nice day you have!

All?
Broters and sister?
Good internet site!

My name not that, my name Francois Melinga.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH NICE HUGBOX YA GOT HERE GERMONEY! MIND IF I HOP IN?!
PAY DEBNTS NOW!!!

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>You have the face of the devil, my friend...

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US has always been a blight on earth, with or without parasites. You must understand that their genetic stock comes from criminals and sub humans who were expelled from europe.

Nice to meet you my black brother.

Its simular, slavs managed to fill the power gap of the falling eastern roman empire caused by the turks and the downfall of the mongol hords caused by the rebellions in china and internal conflicts,

The americans managed to fill the power gap of the falling british and french empires caused by the germans and the japanese

>filename
kek

I am no face devil!
You don't know my face!
Who that comic?

>Francois
Don't be silly Utumbu that's a name for a human not for a nigger.

and there is the fcking Kike

>DEBNTS

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Finland good land but cold, like!

There is even worse out there :DD

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Why do insulting me i am Francois and don't call me Nigger!

the eternal mutt at it again

>be me
>be biblical prophecy guy
>Rüsh and Assyria getting cozy
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

The strayans strangely enough are pretty alright. Probably a significant amount of their stock comes from sailors and british elite.

Islam>>>>>> Germany

Is da guy who knows da wey to da queen

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goodnight

Don't be man Utumbu , Nigger are my 26th favorite animals. It could be worse

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>they still believe this

God save the paki boyyyyy

Replace germany with west and youll get more correct
If you think we somehow single out germany exclusively then you are wrong
You are all same shit to us

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Which queen?
I want to join AFD like him, AFD for Germany but not racist!
Merkel good but bring in Muslims!

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and there is the other kike. Ive been expecting you, goatfucker

gtfo to shitskinchan and back to your shithole of country

We not animals asshole!
AFD not racist like you!

Ist der Quotenneger eigentlich noch aktiv?

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What larp mean?
I don't good German you second one saying that!

>Please don't tell the geneticist...

I have my suspicions...

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You're not? Explain this then, fren.

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No, you got it all wrong!!

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There are a lot of models for the theory, really

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I am mechanic!

Indeed but most are just elaborate reverse Ponzi schemes ;)

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This is racist picture but old.
Germany like Afrikans, you racist?

So you be saying ... you was TECH SUPPORT N SHEEEIT

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