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HAPPENING!! PRAISE KEK --- Massive Black Sarcophagus Unearthed --
Ayden Green
Connor Ross
Big if true.
Brandon Rodriguez
>ScienceAlert
kys
James Rogers
The alien body of Thoth, original Bogganoff?
Adrian Clark
So anyone else here thing there was probably a fair amount of ice-age era civilizations in the vast amounts of fertile lowlands that existed due to the large amounts of ice.
If you look at maps of earth's landmasses during the ice age due to lower sea levels there is a ton of area in the fertile bands of the earth that should have been perfect for early agricultural societies. I think human civilization is older than we think and the ending of the ice age destroyed it in a massive collapse due to all the flooding.
Wyatt Wilson
Nigga they found Kek. SHADILAY
Michael Barnes
WE
Thomas Kelly
How can white boys even compete with the BBS
Oliver Gomez
I bet there is a dead body in it.
/thread.
Jose Phillips
>No one knows what's inside
Then fucking open it Nigga
Nathan Martin
This will prove to you wh*Teoids that the ancient egyptians were indeed subsaharan african. The black communty has suffered IMMENSLY at the hands of the wh*Te man and this will shut you up and stop wh*Te washing everything in media.
Brayden Scott
There might be a gift inside. Perhaps the gift of waifus?
Gabriel Young
>I bet there is a dead KANG in it.
fyp
Nathaniel Barnes
Maybe white privilege is inside this one
Ian Gutierrez
shadilay my man
Tyler Long
kek is inside. He's alive and he will walk among us
Joshua Torres
How big is it? Massive can mean anything.
Nathaniel Morris
like really, really big
Michael King
Nice digits, but mine say that it's gonna be a white Kang that will cause the nogs to riot
Dylan Russell
It has a white mans head next to it niggers BTFO.
Tyler Turner
>Deeper you dig the blacker history gets!
Probably a European or Ayy based off the bust they found
James Roberts
it's for a big guy
Adam Green
DONT OPEN IT
Sebastian Barnes
Easy on the weed, Rogan.
William Sanchez
Kevin Garcia
What the fuck does this have to do with kek? Are you autistic?
Hunter Rivera
KONO DIO DA
Austin King
100%. The only questions are how far back and how complex.
Kayden Cox
It's Alexander the Great.
Chase Hernandez
Nogs BTFO.
Juan Peterson
This, lol. wtf?
Blake Sanders
Nice b8 m8
Jaxson Wilson
Damn, someone really hated that Roman.
Bentley Jones
THE SARCOPHAGUS IS EMPTY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, THE MUMMY HAS BEEN WALKING AMONG THE LIVING FOR DECADES NOW
Jack Allen
Thats one of the High tech old Kingdom ones. Its very hard stone, harder than copper on the mohs scale. I have heard of these being opened and finding nothing. I can only imagine what is inside. It may be big
Leo Richardson
It's about 8 feet long, so the inner compartment is probably about 6 feet long.
Jack Lewis
Massive actually
Carter Rivera
>I think human civilization is older than we think
I think it's plausible. Göbekli Tepe, a massive archaeological site is over 10000 years old and nobody knows how the fuck they built it when people were supposedly living as hunter-gatherers or what its original purpose was. They've only uncovered a small fraction of it, too. Also, ancient civilizations being buried under the rising sea would explain why so many cultures have a story of a great flood in their mythology.
Ryan Lee
Dey alrdy say dummy - it's a BLACK SACOFFAGUS!
gon be a nigga inside yo
Matthew Roberts
Okay, my working theory it’s a tall Egyptian lad
Christopher Brown
So the old cities and roads would be underwater now I guess? It's possible. Have you looked at this? Where, in your opinion, is the most likely site?
Bentley Miller
I NEED A QUICK RUNDOWN
Zachary Reyes
They better just open it man I don't even give a fuck how evil it looks.
>We got this far opening up shit we found in the ground after all
Wyatt Gonzalez
UU
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Caleb Jackson
THE BIG BLACK COFFIN
Blake Scott
>Black Sarcophagus
>It's BLACK
>???
>Cr8 da' Clikb8
The absolute state of the media
The absolute state of Jow Forums
I'm disappointed at all of you faggots right now.
Cooper Edwards
>Archaeologists crave the BBC
Ryder Wilson
They found Brendan Fraser's mojo
Nathaniel Davis
>can it be true?
Tyler Brown
It's a fascinating find for archaeologists. Ayman Ashmawy from the Egypt Ministry of Antiquities says the layer of mortar still intact between the lid and the body of the coffin indicates it hasn't been opened since it was sealed more than 2,000 years ago.
That's particularly rare for a site like this – ancient Egyptian tombs have often been plundered and damaged over the centuries, which means archaeologists rarely find a final resting place that's still intact like this one appears to be.
The site as a whole dates back to the Ptolemaic period between 305 BCE and 30 BCE, with this particular find uncovered five metres (16.4 feet) below the ground.
Originally found while clearing the site for a new building, the tomb is now under guard while experts can work out what exactly lies inside the black sarcophagus. It could almost be the start of a new Indiana Jones film.
As Jason Daley at the Smithsonian reports, down the centuries Alexandria has developed to be such a busy, crowded city that finding relics can be a challenge – anything that has managed to survive is often difficult to get to.
Those are all the details we have of the new find, so we'll have to wait and see if the identity of the buried Egyptian can be determined. But a sarcophagus of this size could mean someone of pretty high status.
Julian Reed
Oh shit, the third Bogdanoff.
Zachary Rodriguez
True if big
Samuel Price
Mummy DNA unravels ancient Egyptians’ ancestry
" Genetic analysis reveals a close relationship with Middle Easterners, not central Africans."
nature.com
Brayden Jackson
It's the body of an extraterrestrial and human hybrid
Levi Sullivan
history just got blacked by BBS
Kayden Sanders
they dug up kek
Jaxson Walker
Doggerland, for one. Probably look at where coastlines were in the last ice age and start checking there. Rivers too.
Angel Reyes
>TFW you opened it during first playthrough.
Angel Edwards
Are they gonna open it tho? That is the question
Austin Morgan
>104.3 inches long
THAT'S OVER 81/2 FEET LONG!
IT'S AN ANNUNAKI OR NEPHILIM AND THE SMITHSONIAN CAN'T HIDE THIS ONE.
What happens when they open it?
Julian Collins
We
Nolan Harris
TRIPS WILL TELL WHAT'S INSIDE
Logan Cruz
Are
Aaron Morris
Wuzzz
Brandon Fisher
The third Bogdaboff will destroy the delicate balance between the two existing brothers. He must not be allowed to rise.
Charles Stewart
Isn't the late period when dindus claim they wuz kangs? Cleopatra and all that
Jason Cruz
Thats a bust of the head of the guy inside the sarcophagus
Joseph Gomez
Around here.
We find weird underwater sites that shouldn't have been above water since the ice age.
Shit like this.
Probably add on another 10000 years to human civilization.
Jeremiah Reed
Please be pic related.
Blake Thomas
Did they bury it after they killed all the Skin Riders by destroying the Ancestor and repopulated the earth?
Gabriel Diaz
Justin Lewis
>giant flood
the bible was right
Connor Hall
Evan Carter
Kings
Jordan Ramirez
Right a Roman, just wait
Ryder Hill
8 1/2 feet long and over 6 feet high and wide.
The black granite sarcophagus in the Great Pyramid.
IS THIS THE POWER SOURCE FOR THE GREAT PYRAMID THAT FITS IN THE GRANITE SARCOPHAGUS?
Jose White
>The site as a whole dates back to the Ptolemaic period between 305 BCE and 30 BCE, with this particular find uncovered five metres (16.4 feet) below the ground.
>Alexander's wish to be interred in Siwa was not honored. In 321 BC, on its way back to Macedonia, the funerary cart with Alexander's body was hijacked in Syria by one of Alexander's generals, Ptolemy I Soter. In late 322 or early 321 BC Ptolemy diverted the body to Egypt where it was interred in Memphis, the center of Alexander's government in Egypt. While Ptolemy was in possession of Alexander's body, Perdiccas and Eumenes had Alexander's armor, diadem and royal scepter.
>By 274 BC Alexander was already entombed in Alexandria.
Evan Parker
Peepee
Poopoo
It's an old
Fuggin Jew
Shadiilay
Luis Edwards
kek
Colton Perry
project bluebeam
They are going to convince us it is the second coming of a deity, that it is an encarnation of god, but it will speak with Satan's tongue
Blake Collins
I hope it’s Alexander.
Dylan Walker
Gobelki Tepe was prob the garden of Edan, situated at the end of the Euphrates and Tigris. Over 14 thousand years ago it and Egypt where more lush and tropical.
Whoever built the sphinx is no doubt connected to those that built Gobekli Tepe.
The Sphinx was originally a Lion facing the constellation Leo. Since it has been eroded, repaired and the face changed. The Hurrians??? Correct me if im wrong in modern southern Turkey where located near Gobekli Tepe, there traditions are hermetic and a mystery school. They made a pilgrimage to Egypt since ancient times.
There where a race of ppl in the times of Gobekli Tepe who where probably survivors of a cataclysm. They taught some astronomy, and building techniques and probably taught agriculture to the lcoal hunter gatherers. This lead to the rise of the city states in the region ect.
Jackson Reyes
Based and redpilled
Lincoln Nguyen
hopefully they can cram obama, ginsburg, sanders, clinton and a few others in that thing and put it back.
Brayden White
>It's some unfathomable powerful entity
Then why is it trapped in a box, seriously it might have some jewels or something worth a damn though like a "forbidden" space rock or some shit.
Logan Nelson
Possibly a Ptolemy, if the dating is right? It's hard to tell with the bust but we'll find out I guess. Definitely was defaced on purpose though, I wonder why.
Kevin Green
Slavs and assies are fans of massive black things
r/WTF/comments/1c44j3/guy_packs_shit_into_condoms_and_fucks_and_sucks/
Zachary Stewart
$5 says its Nagash
Luke Williams
Kek himself
Andrew Lewis
kangz
Zachary Lopez
SHIEEET
Aiden Garcia
Was this found near it, bc the style of coffin seems to predate the Greeks or Romans.
James Clark
Obelisk 2001
Caleb Johnson
It’s a Roman homie I saw this earlier
Blake Ramirez
Well memed my guy
Brody Gomez
zozzle'd
William Taylor
Cleopatra was without a doubt Greek.
Owen Lopez
MUST BE BLACK KING'S SARCOPHAGUS FO SHO
Colton Walker
It's Saturn, now his Spirit has been released in the planet.
The key to the abyss has been opened