Lost every war since WW1

>Lost every war since WW1
>Didn't do anything in WW2
>Believes the history of its nation is the best
>Can't stop bragging about a revolution that failed
>Every neighbouring country hates them
>Horrible at learning any language and can't escape its accent
>Leader is a retarded cuck whose wife is a thot
>Believes he's a world power
>Sucks at soccer
>Has horrible food
>Arrogant af
>Be France
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We literally have the best food. Like for real. We have more Michelin 5 star restaurants than many other countries added together.

Not my fault you can't afford it.

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Please stop representing us

>Didn't do anything in WW2
we ended ww2 with 2 bombs.
that's how dank we really are.

I congratulate you OP, excellent post.

>us

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INCONCEIVABLE

I'm so sad right now.

Must be great for you as a brit. Two birds with one stone.

you faggots didnt even read the entire post
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summer needs to end so all these useless ass children will stop posting

>Implying dumb posters are summerfags and not actual americans

>not reading the whole post

*clapclapclapclapclap*

>Be a kike and a shill and a faggot
>Be OP

I don’t care
Your thread. Your life. Your existence is fucking retarded.
You’re a drooling nigger just because of how fucking worthless this thread is.

So suck my cock faggot pillow biter. Delete this shit and then pop a bulletin between your eyes,

>hurr muh Bantz on Muslim frogs durr I’m soooooo clever on pol derp

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for a country that didn’t do anything in ww2, people here sure do love to blame us for hitler losing

Read to the end you dumbfuck. Let me guess, you're the "First!" guy

>flag
implying you're actually German Muhammad

>>Lost every war since WW1
>>Didn't do anything in WW2
>>Believes the history of its nation is the best
>>Every neighbouring country hates them
>>Horrible at learning any language and can't escape its accent
>>Leader is a retarded cuck whose wife is a thot
>>Believes he's a world power
>>Sucks at soccer
>>Has horrible food
>>Arrogant af

All that could be applied to America.

Fuck off nigger, France is and will always be our ally.

shiiiiiiieeeeeet

Still angry at Antifag 15 year penalties... Womp Womp..

you are dumb as rocks

>Didn't do anything in WW2
If we didn't do anything in WW2 the Germans would had won.

Well done

They stopped the spread of communism/socialism in the 20th century and will be forever thanked for that.
youtube.com/watch?v=XxIbq7HkalQ

Yet no forceful invasion is possible here. We don't lose wars, we choose not to support our government when it pulls us into wars that we don't agree with...

The US population holds tremendous power, the US government only gets to siphon off a small bit of that power for its own uses. The greatest force on Earth isn't the US government, it's the US population.

Was this bait too good or will autism triumph over autism once more

Germany probably would have still lost the war even without America involving ourselves just because of Soviet manpower. Stalin could have lost every man in Russia to German steel and he would have just sent the women and children to fight the krauts back. Nothing short of an atomic bomb would have stopped the soviet human wave

Oh fuck I got baited, still posted a pretty good anti-communist song though.

I see another stupid nigger has to chime in and bump trash

Okay since this is a thread filled with knuckle scraping spear chuckers, might as well begin posting things your kind enjoy

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>bulletin
phone fag
apple is watching you nurd
lucky for me my country respects my right to privacy and even where it does not i have 384 vpns so those cucks dont even know where to look

And yes i did drink alot after the croats gave me cancer

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Russia has lost every war with Japan
So if the samurai invited Russia like they were supposed to
Stalin would be fighting in two fronts

I enjoy chicken and watermelon... What does that mean about me?

Hey, guess what.
You lost kiddo

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japan gave up because of soviets invading manchuria not because of some mutts bombing them.

>all these replies from people who didnt read the entire op

Pol is pretty fucking dead, even low hanging bait gets you's

>ITT: burgers prove they are too dumb to even read a post and only reply based on ops picture

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its pretty funny

>Germany probably would have still lost the war even without America involving ourselves just because of Soviet manpower.
Without America involvement GB would had been in a much much worse state along with the soviet union.
not to mention the possibility of two fronts would had stretched USSR thin because america would not had been around to stop Japan in the first place.

You deeply deeply underestimate Americas presence in the war. Granted America didn't make a difference fighting but it made a giant difference in every other way.

A couple of people called it out.
This was a troll thread from the beginning so

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>didn’t do anything during WW2

If it wasn’t for roosevelt fundinf the soviets and provoking the japanese to worm his way into the way, the good guys would’ve actually won and we might have been spared from the wrath of the Jew.

oops, didn’t read OP all the way cause brainlet, nvm

Stop, you're embarrassing yourself and the rest of us burgers

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ew i had a dream abotu a real life version of this kid last night he kept bumping his boner into people and claiming sexual harassment.

Japan didnt declare war on Russia you nerds. Russia declared war on Japan after the victory in Europe. Japan had no interest fighting Russia until they defeated china and established Japanese rule of SE asia

>Japan didnt declare war on Russia you nerds. Russia declared war on Japan after the victory in Europe.
Russia still stationed troops in the east in case Japan invaded. If Japan wasn't fighting america they could had easily gained some ground.

Germany had a non-agression pact with Russia too, wonder how long that lasted?

>ooga
Not really
>booga
You lost me there Jerome

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What did he mean by this?

Japan was struggling to hold ground in china due to the shear number of people the Chinese could throw at them. They would have eventually won that fight had America not stepped in but it is unlikely they would have rushed to the aid of Hitler until they had a solid control of SE Asia first. I would put money down on Japan invading Burma and India before they had invaded the Soviet Union because of the Indian National Army and the support of the Indian National Congress both were rabidly anti-Britain

I guess we didn't do anything to Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

To be honest, the units expended against america would have probably been used against the russians, but otherwise i agree, the navy that would be used in the pacific could also be used to help control crucial positions near china and russia

Woah bro did you learn all these cool facts in your public H.S?

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's demonstration of the falsehood of global warming."

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Japan would've been a non factor in the war against the Soviets. The vast majority of the area they'd be attacking besides Vladivostok was frozen Tundra which Stalin could afford to lose temporarily while he won the real war in Europe.

We fought brutally and ruthlessly all the way through the Pacific to Japan, than dropped the first atomic bombs causing the mighty Japanese Empire to fall to its knees, all while liberating western and central Europe from the German War Machine (North Africa too). How did we not do much fighting?

nice shitpost/bait finbro

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
I don't even get this one.

"Like for real" lucky you said that or I wouldn't have believed you!

Fuck off faggot

Ha, you had me going there for a bit. Well memed, user.

nice vpn eurofag

>Didnt do anything in WW2

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Spics and Niggers.

jajjajjaj

masterful post, OP

>Winning

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oh wow we nuked a bunch of civilan gooks. The war was already over at that point before the nukes japan was alone against the world.

Imagine wasting trips on b8 like this. Burger education, everybody.