Alpha

As Fuck

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Dick move bro.

can you lower the bitrate a bit more pls

I tried, I really did.

alfalfa, the fuck

Holy maple-flavored shit

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Jow Forums will never be this alpha.

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I know it's (((you))), OP
The rake is coming for the king of socks very soon

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>Alpha
>Prancing around like a faggot for the cameras
Pick one.

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holy shit is this real??

I'd let Justin top me if he promised to be gentle and kiss me on the mouth. I'd even shave my hole for him.

How exactly is rushing to see a woman alpha?

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gave me a hearty chuckle.

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A L P H A
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I hope for your country's sake that you vote this bozo out in you next elections

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Hes a literal fucking faggot liar traitor son of a bitch

Is Trudeau forever alone?

Ok you got to be a shill at this point trudeau is the worst piece of shit ever

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lol

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Just like me.....
Like literally.....
i really want to ask that girl out.........sigh

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A L P H A
A S
F U C K

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Fake and gay

based Trudeau strikes again

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>awkwardly walks past like a sperg trying too hard to be alpha but not knowing how
>greets a woman first
yeesh thats embarrassing for canadians

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He was actually about to fully cross his legs, but stopped himself after seeing Trump. Hence the awkward ass half-cross he has going on there. kek

Beta Cukkk Faggot

The absolute state....

Looks to me like it's his standard position.

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wheres a good virgin at a party meme

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he just cannot stop groping women

That's just how he sits every single time.
We don't want to promote man-speading do we?

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He remembers how Trudeau SR treated his great grandmother

They won't know what hit 'em.

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I want everyone here to be honest. If you walked into a party, and saw a guy sitting there like that...would you automatically assume he was gay? I would.

Success breeds jealousy

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I love this website.
Wasn't there another one of these from the G7 summit or something?

This twink was funnier when he pranced around like a Bollywood bitch

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see

>he unironically hopes this attempt to impress Canadian feminists will save his political career

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kek

When I think about what Trudeau does and how he acts he just comes off as a faggot but if he was a woman who did the same she comes off as fuckable. Why wasn't Trudeau born a girl I would totally marry her.

>getting dropped by a jab
the complete lack of testosterone...

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Trudeau doesn't see white men

isn't that uncomfortable?

Not for someone with no balls

Not if you don't have anything between your legs in the first place

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i just can't take this cunt seriously , jesus christ

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did he have a balls reduction? how does he sit like that all the time?

when I sit like that for too long, my penis and balls start to form what I would best describe as a "pillsbury biscuit roll" form and I must manspread to release the pressure.

When are you Canadians getting rid of this cuck?

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2019

the alternatives aren't much better. but a little.

id assume he was homeschooled and spent WAY too much time with mommy and daddy wasnt around much. would feel bad but would not talk to him other than making fun of him half subtly to his face because he wont do anything or even say anything

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I'm so fucking sick of this Walloon cunt. When can this fucking shit country split? Half my taxes go to supporting the poorest region in Western Europe, only so we could be slaves under their basedboy prime minister.

>acting like a dick = being alpha

The common error of women, confusing confidence with being an asshole. A true alpha doesn't need to humiliate others, imho. Someone who does is compensating insecurities.

Disgrace.

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I can do that, it's not a big deal

>alpha
>be fidel castro's bastard child
>only get voted in power because woman think hes hot, nobody actually nows if he was a good politician.
>has created massive debt in the few years he has been in power
>helped open up the floodgates to POC even more
>his own people are moving out of the cities because the chinks are taking over
>talks shit against trump but never acts on it.
>etc....

SAD

straight for the groping

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who the fuck would think putting milk in bags was a good idea?

This thread is too funny

bretty bretty good justin

AND THEY SAID HE WAS GAY!

>POC
You mean niggers?

Seriously, Canadanons, how did this cuck got elected? Was the other candidate THAT shitty that Trudeau was the better option?

kek ty

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Mr steal ur gurl

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>when your entire country dies, you win

What a waste of breath he knows traditionally you greet the male first then the women but hes new fresh hip trendy

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what a pathetic, signally beta faggot. disgusting behaviour.

Harper, our flavourless, uncharismatic Conservative leader at the time, had been in power for about ten years. He was just due for replacement, really. He did a fine job but and kept the country quietly on track, but people just got sick of him.

I don't know anyone who still supports Trudeau, he's done a really shit job for his first and only term. We'll get Scheer next time around, who is sort of okay but not exactly a game changer for us.

What’s alpha about this? Substitute a woman for Trudeau and it makes complete sense down to the prancing body language.

No way this shit is real, memes have gone too far please don't be real...

Fuck off.

>little girl

Liberals will lose in 2019. We need help to make sure that happens. Same plays as the golden one.

>tfw we all want to see that containment zone glassed

Thanks!

Yup, that happened.

sorry fren but its real. these are sad days for canada

i just cant imagine my pres saying he'd rather let us get nuked though. im eternally baffled by that one

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He fucked all the girls from the my little porny pics are all online.

Are blue suits a Canadian thing or is that just another one of Justin's fashion statements?

faggot af

What is with the Chinese and this steal yo gurl shit?

you think boys learn how to be men in the public school system? lel

Rempel she's my MP and based as fuck in private.

No Canadian Trump?

Is he an idiot? The woman is the significant other, the man is the leader. You always greet the leader first, whether male or female, and then their significant other. Poor Canada, how did they vote in such a pansy.

We have a french problem

Crazy socks are his thing too. My 64 year old grade school cat lady librarian was into crazy socks, too.

I would hope to see the Conservatives win next year but honestly I'm worried it may not work out.

The Ontario PCs had a similar situation to the federal one (terrible liberal government nobody likes) but they presented a prominent, likable leader to elect.
Nobody knows jack shit about Scheer and even if they did he's the biggest beta nerd they could have found.