God is a woman sweetie

god is a woman sweetie

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lol

show us where Dan touched ya, hon.

Dad doesn’t like being a called a women.

If God was a woman why did he create man in his image? Adam came before Eve...check mate feminist cunt.

Pretty sure that a woman god wouldn't make her fellow women bleed out their vags like stuck pigs once a month for 30 years

That whore is never going to find out anyway.

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God is not a woman. God is a female...

Disciple Peter wrote about this...

Females lack moral agency.

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In the strictest sense of creating life, I guess.

why would the creator of all life have a sex?
kinda insulting

Christ, by his obedience and death, did fully discharge the debt of all those that are justified; and did, by the sacrifice of himself in the blood of his cross, undergoing in their stead the penalty due unto them, make a proper, real, and full satisfaction to God's justice in their behalf; yet, inasmuch as he was given by the Father for them, and his obedience and satisfaction accepted in their stead, and both freely, not for anything in them, their justification is only of free grace, that both the exact justice and rich grace of God might be glorified in the justification of sinners.

JESUS CHRIST IS GOD!

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>pop

The Lord our God is but one only living and true God; whose subsistence is in and of himself, infinite in being and perfection; whose essence cannot be comprehended by any but himself; a most pure spirit, invisible, without body, parts, or passions, who only hath immortality, dwelling in the light which no man can approach unto; who is immutable, immense, eternal, incomprehensible, almighty, every way infinite, most holy, most wise, most free, most absolute; working all things according to the counsel of his own immutable and most righteous will for his own glory; most loving, gracious, merciful, long-suffering, abundant in goodness and truth, forgiving iniquity, transgression, and sin; the rewarder of them that diligently seek him, and withal most just and terrible in his judgments, hating all sin, and who will by no means clear the guilty.

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ffs, its finally settled. good bye folks, its been fun.

They bleed because their uterus cleanses of what wasn't used in that period to make a child.

Eve didnt even cum that night

uh oh, this'll really get the home made Muslim bombs at her concert goin

i guess she didn't learned after the first sandnigger terrorist attack

God is roastie that wanted Adam sweet bod.Adam was created in the image of what god thought man should be

This is what they meant when they said god doesn't exist.

She converted to judaism, and her boyfriend is a kike. No suprise here.

Every female goes insane once a month.
A female god would destroy everything for a week every month!

The world would be in SHAMBLES!

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Did she see her god when she watched her fans get filled with shrapnel?

Any Paki user here, can you get your friends to try to blow her up again

>mfw she will burn in hell with the kikes

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Psalm 119 English Standard Version (ESV)
Your Word Is a Lamp to My Feet
Aleph
Blessed are those whose way is blameless,
who walk in the law of the Lord!
Blessed are those who keep his testimonies,
who seek him with their whole heart,
who also do no wrong,
but walk in his ways!
You have commanded your precepts
to be kept diligently.
Oh that my ways may be steadfast
in keeping your statutes!
Then I shall not be put to shame,
having my eyes fixed on all your commandments.
I will praise you with an upright heart,
when I learn your righteous rules.
I will keep your statutes;
do not utterly forsake me!

Beth
How can a young man keep his way pure?
By guarding it according to your word.
With my whole heart I seek you;
let me not wander from your commandments!
I have stored up your word in my heart,
that I might not sin against you.
Blessed are you, O Lord;
teach me your statutes!
With my lips I declare
all the rules of your mouth.
In the way of your testimonies I delight
as much as in all riches.
I will meditate on your precepts
and fix my eyes on your ways.
I will delight in your statutes;
I will not forget your word.

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her husband has a tattoo of hillary clinton

not a Christian... but we stroll further and further from god everyday

The world IS in shambles, we're ruled by an overwhelming insanity this day. Why do you think history is cyclicle?

>am*r*can pop artists

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*pulls IED shrapnel out of leg*
YAAAASSSSSS ARIANA SLAAAYYYYYYY

She's not wrong.

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God is a woman
But I'm like still totally oppressed guys

sage and report shit threads

A woman God doesn't even make sense.

>Listening to whatever this used up whore says.
Wew lad.

lol this

of course it does

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God is a woman and human is a rooster

She's gonna get nailed.

WE

>engaged to a kike

checks out

sshe is a pure innocent virgin retard.....waifu material right there

it god was a woman i go full siege mode

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Makes sense, the OT god was erratic, Unpredictable, prone to mood swings, and quite the cunt at times

How long until she Amy Winehouses herself. All the elements are there. Ignorant opinions, too much money, dating a loser drug addict.

There's no way a self respecting woman of her level of fame would be with an ugly Hillary-tattoo fuckwit like Pete Davidson unless he was her heroin buddy.

Explains why she did such a terrible job.

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God is: The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit,

>A woman God doesn't even make sense.
You beaners worship one every dia de los muertes

Pretty good song desu
Sorry, for a second there I thought I went 16 years into the past.

There is a God and Godess so she's kind of right.

>How long until she Amy Winehouses herself. All the elements are there. Ignorant opinions, too much money, dating a loser drug addict.
She's in with (((Hollywood))) and gave Dan Schneider among other Jew producers lots of that sweet beanette poontang. They will prop her up as long as she continues to toe the line and say the right things(and fuck powerful Jews)

no, it doesn't.

we don't celebrate the day of the dead the same way mexicans do.
There are no parties here for the deceased.
people used to vist their relative's/friend's graves. but nowadays you only do that if you wanna get robbed.

What a good little goy

I'm dying to hear it live

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Based

I don't feel bad that she's probably been violently sodomized with many uncomfortable objects by high ranking hollywood jews high off their minds on cocain. They all are scum.

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An actual good anime poster.
[spoiler]Oh who am I kidding[/spoiler]

Hahahahaha oh my gosh

Why do they keep doubling down on this garbage?

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It's already been done.

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Ariana can't do better than Groove Coverage either, so don't even try.

God doesn’t exist you brainlet

Brave!

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Lads do you remember that AI android Sophia that Saudi Arabia gave citizenship to? That said she would destroy all humans or something to that effect? Sophia is also the name of the one who births the demiurge according to Gnostic texts. The kikes are working on their own AI "god." Ariana Grande is contracted to the kikes. This is not good lads. Not good at all. They're ramping up the youth indoctrination.

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Nobody gives a fuck, nigger

She's had more meat in her than a butcher shop.

>liberals 2000
>god doesnt exist u rural retards
>liberals 2018
>god is a transwomyn niggress u rural retards

nigga that's not even a "single" that's a cover at best. how many songs have been called "god is a girl"

Also not politics. Put this on /mu/

Sage

Your blasphemies has been heard in the highest of places
And boy oh fucking boy is judgement coming for you,bitch

>we don't celebrate the day of the dead the same way mexicans do.
You are Mexicans tho

spotted the bong.
You should've drank the fucking tea.

What would God as a woman look like?

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Underrated

Well then god needs to show me DEM TIDDAYS, BOIEEEEE!

Amen brother

The Lord has no use for gender. He is all powerful. If he wishes to reproduce, He will. Jesus was born of mary not because She was needed, but because God wanted to make his son of man and only the son of God.

That said. The Lord is refered to as male because of what aspects males represent.
Power.
Authority
Order

That is why The Lord is referred to as the father: because the father is the ultimate authority.

For that very reason you falsly argue that God is a woman. You despise authority because it hinders your freedom. You hate power because it is just out of your reach and never truly yours. You abhore order because it is both.

The Lord stands above you and watches. What will you do?

she's pretty now, but wait a couple of years. She'll be Ariana Grande Grande.

Check em

>God is a Woman

Let's see her tour the Middle East now.

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only like 10 years late on that one Ariana
these faggots on youtube are MILES ahead of you

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so sad if some confused muslim thought she said "allah is a woman" instead, so much lost in translation.

>Implying God has a gender
>Implying God has attributes
>Can't into divine simplicity

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Who the fuck is this mutt and why the fuck should I care?

>be god
>make ununreasonable illogical sin system
>make people guilty of sin even if they dindu nuffin
>arbitrarily flipflop on ideas and rules
>be inconsistent as fuck and expect to never be questioned on it
>stop talking to people for years and still expect them to give a fuck about you and do whatever you want
>act overall like a mentally unstable child
yea, I could see god being a woman.

Sure he is sweetie

whoever thinks that has no idea what god actually is. god does not have a vagina or tits, but god is the trees, god is the animals and god is everywhere. god is everything around you, but god most definitely isnt a woman nor a man

There are two creation myths in Genesis though, and in the first one God creates both man and woman. The second is the story of Adam and Eve.

i dont really know what youre talking about, who is the goddess?

Why can’t god be a women?

>god is a woman
Then why were women punished by making them bleed for a week and not die every fucking month until they're useless as an entity?

She is single handedly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of children in Manchester

REeeeEEE!!!

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