AUS/POL/ LAUGH AT ENGLAND EDITION #2

Evening fellas.

>Australia to ban Huawei from 5G rollout amid security concerns
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>Howard disagrees with ABC privatisation push
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>Airport security card company reveals data hack as AFP investigates
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>Trade war escalation could smash global economy and equities: UBS
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>Australia, Solomon Islands, PNG sign undersea cable deal amid criticism from China
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>NBN fuels jobs growth for Australian esports industry as faster speeds give players a level playing field
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>Half of Australian organisations boosting IT headcount this year
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>Turnbull weighs coal fix for energy wars
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>US-China trade war sinks the Australian dollar, Wall Street, oil and gold
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>Tradie calls out rape culture in viral video
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>Treasury secretary John Fraser to resign, replaced by Scott Morrison's former chief of staff Philip Gaetjens
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>Another major Australian bank has just revised down its house-price forecasts
businessinsider.com.au/housing-australian-property-nab-lower-house-price-forecast-2018-7

>Industry professionals have turned cold on Australia's largest property markets
businessinsider.com.au/australia-property-experts-house-price-forecasts-sydney-melbourne-2018-7

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how does a 18 y/o uni student obtain a job in hellbourne?

imagine you are a young man growing up in australia now.

you are not allowed to own or shoot airsoft or paintball (or even certain types of fucking nerf gun).
you are not allowed to ride an electric bicycle or petrol goped scooter.
you are not allowed to experiment with model rocketry, or set off some fireworks on new years eve.
you are not allowed to modify or restore a classic car unless you are a trained and certified engineer.
you are not allowed to drive any car with more than 6 cylinders, or a turbo/supercharger until you are 24.
you are welcome to go camping in the forest, but you are not allowed to carry a swiss army knife, or even light a camp fire.

meanwhile, everyone your age is addicted to crystal meth, a meth pipe is being passed around like a spliff at every party in your town/suburb.
you are getting assaulted or mugged by meth heads or niggers every time you leave your house.
you are seeing copious amounts of degeneracy all around you, there is not a chance you will ever get a GF or have sex unless you smoke meth, have a few armed robberies under your belt, and have face or neck tattoos.

now you know what it is like to grow up in this SHIT HOLE.
any time you see a bogan on Jow Forums bragging about how based australia is, just post this image.

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i-its n-not that bad

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This, desu. The only thing we've got going for us at the moment is that we're still White. Enjoy it while it lasts, fellas.

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>we're still White

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Australia was never "white"

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I meant majority White.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

>tfw have to pack a knife as defense
>tfw everyone in melbourne looks at you like a freak because i wear these shoes and dont give a fuck
>tfw drinking 6 packs everyday

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