Itt: we laugh at american healthcare

Reminder that Americans have to pay extra to touch their baby before they take it away and swap it.

>be me
>Rip open asshole on a masstturd after eating pizza for lunch and dinner for 4 days straight and taking Allegra
>Rip gets infected
>Perianal absces
>Have it drained at urgent Care, get antibiotics
>Develop anal fistula a week later
>Shit literally seeping through it
>worst pain I've ever felt
>Back to urgent care
>Send me to surgeon down the road an hour later
>Next day have outpatient fistulatomy
>Home three hours later
>Miss 3 days of work total
>Get bill for everything
>$340

Fuck off retarded European. I read horror stories of people on waiting lists for fistula surgery in UK. I cannot imagine being in that pain for any longer than I was.

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Around 96% American people are disgusting filth, just like brits

They should be. If the parents bothered doctors for such a simple problem.

How much does proper health care even cost in the US? If you include everything like dentist and all the shit just like in any other first world country has, how much would you pay per month?

>mfw americans pay to have part of their child's genitals chopped off so that it can later be sold to pharmaceutical companies

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Do you have inferiority complex about your intelligence? What's your IQ?

While i understand that emergency hospital visits are ridiculously expensive, there is no justification for charging this much for baby sitting.

>South Korea

Better than it being 100% like the rest of the world.

I highly doubt this headline being true.

individual insurance coverage for all of that would be about 150-300 depending on the type of deductible you choose

>>mfw americans pay to have part of their child's genitals chopped off so that it can later be sold to pharmaceutical companies
Its fucking true, holy shit

thinkaboutnow.com/2016/03/3-wayscorporationsprofitoffbaby-foreskin14/

>they’re not tossed out with the rest of the medical waste after a birth. Instead, hospitals sell them to companies and institutions for a wide variety of uses. Companies will pay thousands of dollars for a single foreskin.

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If you can profit off of it then it is acceptable. thats the american way. Just remember that those hospitals have absolustetly no problem destroying newborn boys genitals so they can make a quick buck. Imagine how dehumanizing it is to have your most vulnerable area skinned for parts like you're an old car or something. Imagine the type of mindset you have to have to perform that procedure on agonized and terrified newborns every single day.

>i shit so hard because of my American diet i tore my asshole open

USA! USA! USA!

>Higher on average
>1/50th the population

lets not forget the nigger populace

Italian diet, it was from a place called papa gios

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Would 300 per month cover all surgeries and hospital visits of any kind that are needed to save your life?

Gooks should be charged more for health care. It's really disgusting that we force medical professionals to treat literal yellow niggers. They should at least be billed more.

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>this pizza place down the street is italian food

maybe 56% Italian.

хaхaхaхaххaхaхaхaх

It has an upper limit and most USA insurance makes you pay the first $1000 or so of any slightly large bill.

a magazine promoting the use of foreskin products is called "The Cut"

you cant make this shit up

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So in america with insurance you have what's called a deductible, or an amount you are responsible for before insurance will kick in and pay everything. Generally you'll pay like $500 bucks and then insurance covers everything else.

You're an idiot.
The U.S. is the leader in medical device and pharma research. Sure we pay more, but that's because we're giving away our stuff for free to you lazy fucks around the globe.

>trying this hard
If the dude speaks italian, is from italy, and makes his mama's old recipe for sauce on bread disk, he's probably italian.

that's not italian food, lardass

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Imagine being so much of a lardass and stuffing your body completely full with garbage food that your asshole literally rips open when you try to take a shit

Absolutely rectally ravaged

>Except Poles have higher IQ on average than murricans.
Black Americans, yes. White Americans, no.
Black Americans IQ is 85.
White Americans IQ is 99.
Average Poland IQ is 99.

>Also ruining people just because for some reason they had no insurance is immoral.
>Why buy fire insurance
>why buy car insurance
>why buy life insurance
>why buy flood insurance

they always post this shit and an eob. means theyre intentionally misleading or dont have insurance.

this nigga gets it

Papa gios mom is from italy

The school shooting and healthcare meme are both retarded. I never feared for a single day or being shot in a school shooting. Not only that I’ve never even met anyone who knew anyone who had a shooting happen at their school. The risk of cancer or getting hit by a car is a much more real issue to worry about.

Same with the healthcare. The poor people just use energenct services and never pay. Our free taxpayer funded healthcare even does dental better than most of the places that seem to think we have it so bad.

I know a Mexican guy who I used to work with that got food stamps went to the doctors seriously like every 4 days and had everything provided by him including an entire set of false teeth values at around 20k he worked under the table and had 3 kids using public education and so on.

This dude had literally nothing was basically half retarded and lives better than the average Englishman.

It differs from state to state but where I am school shootings aren’t even thought about it’s such a rare thing. It’s like getting hit by lighting everyone knows it happens but no one knows anyone it happens to.

It’s our middle class that has it the hardest. They pay out for essentially everything.

italian food doesn't rip open your ass, period

This. The problem is too much insurance, not a lack of it. Without insurance hospitals wouldn't have to resort to this kikery, they could just charge people what it should actually cost.

>some faggot didn't want to raise his baby so he took it to the doctor
>they charged him to raise his baby when they are a hospital and not a daycare
WHAT THE FUCK HOLY FUCK I HATE CAPITALISM GODDAMN IT THAT BABY SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO SLEEP AGAIN

No but eat that and take Allegra and don't get enough fiber and it will

>regularly taken shits that are bigger than my fist and 10 inches long
>never had any kind of problem
Am I some kind of god?

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jews price gouging up the ass.

doesnt help that illegals use hospital services for free.

...allegra?

Formula ain't cheap, got to grab that shit before some Chinaman buys the whole store

No, your poops are probably soft. Eat too much cheese and take allergy meds that dehydrate you and you'll have a problem.

Most people get this from gay sex, learned that from reading all the European message boards about it.

i disagree, service providers dont have a guarantee that the patient will pay when they bill these exorbitant amounts. you can't draw parallels from the college meme in that way.

why hospitals particularly but medical professionals in general charge far more than they can expect to reimburse is beyond me.

JAJAJAJAJA O GOD NO

Here on mexico you have to only be working in order to get health care

How do we have a better social coverage than ameriturds if we win less money?

It's an antihistamine for allergies. Constipation is a side effect

cuz you guys haven't let the jew infiltrate your healthcare system. That's why so many americans head south for medication and medical services, it's reasonably priced

>in ther home, in south korea

So some gook tourists who decided to cheap out on travel insurance then take their kid to the ER when he didn't need to?

>That's why so many americans head south for medication and medical services
What really? Are you saying lots of Americans head to Mexico for healthcare?

Big if true

>Going to the ER
Literally asking to get wallet raped. Only niggers and the homeless who aren't going to pay anyway do this.

this ain't news m8, been happening for a long while

>hey this guy is 50 percent Italian and makes pizza, that's italian food

oh god the mutt memes are true.

Why do so many people want a wall with Mexico then lol

you can always present your american ID and get through either way :^)

getting cheap meds from canada is the superior choice

>lots of Americans

Gonna need a sauce on that

Hospitals treat an insane amount of people who don’t fuckong pay, ever. Stroll through any emergency room and you’ll see what I’m talking about. Plus all the regulations a government kickbacks they have to pay.
They have to recover some of that cost so they inflate the prices and get it from those that have insurance.
Basically the emergency room has become a free clinic for third worlders and the cost gets put on everyone else. ERs are such shitholes now that they’re opening “private” ERs en mass. There must be 10 in my small town. The difference is the private ER can turn you away if you don’t have insurance.
In reality we’re either going to have to stop treating those without insurance, do away with insurance altogether and everyone just pay out of pocket, or go to a European style healthcare system.

Remember kids, all healthcare systems are single payer. Either you get the government to pool resources for expensive operations, or you get insurance companies to pool resources. The only difference is that insurance companies extract hefty profits from the pool.

ask
he knows a real live italian who was born and raised in america but whose mom is from italy and he used her recipes.

Papa Gios makes authentic Italian food. I mean it's probably not as Italian as Olive garden but it's pretty close

No morally right nation would scam people in regards of healthcare.

Reasonable post. Many of the costs posted around the internet are costs with insurance companies. For many, even most procedures and medication it's cheaper to just pay out of pocket here. For major surgeries then yes, it can be unfortunate and life ruining if you don't have coverage.

I doubt he uses her recipes.. who needs a recipe for pizza

kek.

And gov has no incentive to keep costs down because they can print money

I was talking about scamming, not - reasonable bill. I mean, 1000$, ok, that's outrageous too, but at least you could kind of excuse it. But 18k?

ahahah

Is it peak summer, is it ironic, we'll never know

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Glad that's not in America.
Cost my wife a total of 3k dollars for prenatal, c-section, and post birth healthcare.

>taking your baby to the ER when all it needed was to eat and sleep
Yeah, these are the people contributing to the healthcare crisis, not really victims.

>Cost my wife a total of 3k dollars
lol

That's the bill they create assuming people have insurance, if you go in and offer to pay cash they'll drop the price

Is your wife's son doing well?

I went to the hospital one night after what it felt like really bad indigestion. I drove myself there so no ambulance fee. The total bill? Just under $6k for a 3 hr ER visit. They wanted to be sure I wasn’t having a heart attack. Had a chest x-ray, blood work and an IV drip. My insurance covered only 20% and my health savings account covered the rest, so not a penny came out of pocket. Feels good.

>haggling at the doctor's office
supremely jewish

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what kind of tip do you have to leave though

My boss just paid $300 for their birth in a hospital. My retarded coworker paid more than that for a fucking doula and a tub birth with no medical professionals around.

>brits don't have insurance
color me surprised

Shaquanjamalleqar Antonio Jackson Da Fif is doing awesome. Thanks for asking :^) what a nice friendly site.

Thank god I have a company who provides amazing insurance and Ive never had a bill I ever had to pay that was more than $100 (ER visits). Both my kids cost me $0.

Fuck these guys for bringing their non sick baby into the ER then.

Just like niggers mug stupid, weak white people for profit

>not being insured
What a failure of an American you are
Got a license for that reply?

They get cheaper prescriptions from Mexico because they don't want to pay for the research and development and FDA costs of the drugs they depend on, much like the rest of the world. They still go to doctors in the US when they have a problem.

youtu.be/Ps7xmW-9LXQ

Goaad bless tha YEWWESSSAAAAYY

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who says i'm american ;^)

There's no justification for bringing a baby who isn't sick into the ER