Sex is overra-

sex is overra-

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Having had sex before, I'd rather make an extra $50,000. That way, if I wanted more sex, I could buy it.

>Cosmopolitan
>Meme flag
Post disregarded

compared to what, having no sex?
>inb4 no fucking shit, sherlock

Yeah I'm sure all those families living under $20k a year would rather bang once a week than multiply their income by 3.5x

This is statistical meanipulatuon!

The reason this is true because once a person earns at least 75k adding anything more doesn’t increase happiness on average

So you could say that people are happier if they get a rimjob every week instead of 50k

Ect

I'd take $50k over sex if it was just a year without it
Having said that the only people who actually care that much about sex are incels who aren't getting any

$50k give e you a lot of sex

Alex, I'll take the 50K please. Thanks!

Extra money is useless when you know the real value of what you like and realize that costly things sell for the mere fact they're costly

>Cosmopolitan

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>Cosmopolitan
L M A O

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>you will never ever experience natural sex because your parents paid to have some guy rip off the most sensitive parts of your penis

I think about this every hour of every day. Why arent more mutilated americans incredibly resentful over their circumcisions? God damnit i want to hurt the people who did this to me.

You do not need money to be happy goyim.

What if you neither have sex or earn 50k?

>>>/SIG/ (degenerate mods here killed it by only allowing it on Jow Forums and Jow Forums)

>(((Cosmo)))
>don't study and don't work hard
>you'll be happier getting wasted and fucking a new guy every Saturday instead
>we tell you so it's true

then I have great news for you, the only way to go is up and you'll feel good no matter what you do.

/thread

I’ll stick to coke, thanks

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>When you read an article some other stoned ape wrote and take it seriously
You wouldn't take a post on here to heart, why a random article? Both of them came from a random person online, why is one more credible

>Niggerflag
>shilling for crack
pottery

>Already make >100k and have a house / car / can go on vacation.
So yeah 50k more wouldn't make me that more happy (Workaholic so wouldn't even retire or something like that).
But without money you just get to fuck the trash and the leftovers. So money would be pretty nice huh?

How come female version of playboy is always wrong?

If I had been making an extra $50,000 per year over the last five years, I would be about $400k-500k with returns from my investments.

How could sex possibly be better than that?

>tfw gf of 4 years dumps you for being Aryan conservative
>start tinder account and looksmax
>sex 2-3 times a week with new women
>eventually daily sex with new women and 5 fwbs
>get depressed
>hair starts falling out
>realize I have a sex addiction, can’t say no
>go cold turkey from sex and fapping
>hairline regrows, more energy, good mood daily
>now only flirt with wife material women
don’t fall for the sex meme

tfw am a 6'3 white guy average looking and still haven't been laid

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State-provided sex workers when?

Yep, still on track for civilizational collapse.
Carry on.

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Sex is only a big deal if you’re not having it. What you realize when you start getting laid is that it really doesn’t change your life that much. Definitely not more than 50 grand would.

Yea but sex with who? My wife? Gimme the $50k..... AHHHHHHH!

Bullshit. Fuck off christfag.

Up to the massage parlor!

> $50000 a year
> 52 weeks in a year
> ~$962 a week
enough to pay a hot escort for awesome sex and still have enough money left for... well, everything.

So, I'm guessing from the above and from the fact that this is coming out in Cosmopolitan, that "People" actually means "Women".

5'6" brown guy and I've only fucked white girls. It's like being addicted to mayonnaise

in reality, we end up with none.

I'm circumcised and still have tons of sensitivity...do people have quack doctors circumcise their kid or something? My parents took me to some jewish doctor who actually knew what the fuck he was doing.

Why are fagggots in this thread trying to downplay sex?

>Roastiepolitan

what kind of comparison is that? White women are literally the most aesthetically beautiful -- I'd probably be fine now had I just pursued some ugly beaner

why are you trying to overplay sex, retard?

No thanks. I'd rather have the money.

Monogamous sex maybe.
Fucking a different person every week is just as bad as a heroin addiction.
I'm not exaggerating either

I can say personally that being a fundamentalist Christian and thus a virgin for so long absolutely stunted me and caused me to fuck up my body with self-harm as a result of a mental break-down. Still trying to overcome my insecurities and just get laid. I at least work out all the time now. But lack of sex is absolutely crippling

>tfw no 50k or sex

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Larp

Yea and I really like mayo but I'd like to try other things. Idk why it keeps happening.

>sex is overra-
>2018
retards still thinks that masturbation is not sex
i dont even

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If you’re not exaggerating you’re cataclysmically stupid.

Seriously, why not just fuck a hooker?

There’s no such thing as a male virgin, only a poor sap who’s never gotten his tip wet. Go fuck a whore and demystify sex for yourself. Then when you do manage to seduce a woman, you won’t feel anxiety.

>christfag
this is a Christian board, and believe it or not incel a good amount of us aren’t virgins like you

>asuka

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How would you know?
Go look up a heroin addict and then go look up a slut
Tell me the difference

The fuck it is. How does your nervous system not short out from the irony of using the “word” ‘incel’ and calling somebody a virgin? Then again, if you bought into that Pauline horseshit that came out of Nicea you’re probably capable of anything.

It’s easy to know. All it takes is not being completely retarded. I’m getting the feeling that you’ve never seen a heroin addict not a woman.

this is taiwan clay neko forum, go away

most christian saints use to DIE virgin, maybe incels are "new saints" ?
most christian priests are supposed to be kisseless virgin (whole life), yet you dont respect virginity. kind of satanic i think

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says you ya fucking cuck

>wanting to have sex with a 'spic or an italian

Spotted the basement virgins

>cosmopolitan

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nope.

As a pure white celtic man, I love having sex with my teutonic blonde blue-eyed wife

fuck you :(

pity fucked more like it, brown bitch

No I've seen both. As I said go look.
You only think it's self evident because your exposure is through media

implying is not a good argument

Bullshit.

Lads Im currently fucking a 9/10 half breed Euro/Spic am I still allowed in the ethnostate?

To be fair she looks white and the sex is incredible

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>Implying
Nobody likes Mexicans nigga.

>only once a week
This is pure bullshit

She's probably whiter than you spic.

I've shagged all kinds of ethnics desu senpai
So long as you wrap up and you ghost them as soon as they want anything meaningful it's fine

Ive been cumming in her and shes not on birth control, Im gonna be stuck with a mutt arent I?

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Haha what, only once a week? What kind of low test fag do you have to be.

I thought sex every day to every other day is normal, I've been like that with my wife since we started dating seriously 4 years ago.

But are you a good person? Virginity is nothing when you are a good person inside.

Is it really the sex, or is it just having a significant other?
What's the methodology of this study?

I've done that with a few white birds and never had any issues with kids or STIs. Might just be luck but if you look at how hard people actually have to try to get pregnant plus how unlikely you are to get anything from vaginal intercourse I think (((they))) just overemphasise it to try and discourage K-selected whites from having sex.

>having an intimate relationship is good for you
>more news at 11

>shilling degeneracy
Sage

>heavy oxytocin + dopamin release

no shit.

Trust me, if you make that much money ur getting pussy every day of the week

IDK man I can afford some amazing fucking hookers with an extra 50k/yr.

how would you know?

fpbp

>sexual intercourse is inherently degenerate

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stone cold

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Race traitor, get out.

>cosmopolitan article
Kys meme flag

No. You will be gassed

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Hear me out friend, so Ive done the math and our mutt would still be like 90% white and I mean if you saw her youd fuck her too. P-please dont gas us.

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