Polish toys

Wtf poland?

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Wish we had shit like this when I was a kid. Fuck G.I. Joe.

I'm rock solid now.

Meanwhile German WW2 toys

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>using the biggest meme of a failed tank that the germans had as a toy

never change, polaks

Your like a little baby. Watch this!

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i cant find the video of varg but it was him explaining how western toys are all to be gender neutral and pacifist so he gets his son/s these polish cobi tanks

is that bootleg lego?

>slow as fuck
>stupid square armor
>crew can't see shit from inside
>built out of spare parts and autism
>still ravages commie tanks

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fucking artist fag...
cuts pieces because hes to incompetent to use whats given!

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I think its fair to say this bootleg actualy surpased the original. There was one with a cop chaising a nigger

This was my favorite set growing up.

Most retarded tank design ever to be produced hands down.
I would put panther instead of that shit.

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shut the fuck up kike elefant is beast

The skellies are the best part

But oh that gun.

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Everything is awesome!

kek the swedish tank's crew are women.

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The quality is rather poor but the set costs like 1/4 of the price of a real Lego. Plus it's usually military stuff only.

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>no turret

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I swear to God I bought that my 6 year old son. In Fayetteville North Carolina

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I will buy my future kid that kind of toys.

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Ferdinand never failed.
They had a kill loss ratio of 1:10 to 1:15 in combat

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Cobi is about to be getting a lot of US dollars from this guy right here

Sorry Poland, i was wrong. Stay based.

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are you retarded?

The literally have every panther type even some unique ones that have colors used only in one battle.

they'll get some dollars from me if they make an M1 or Bradley

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Its swedish tank destroyer, they usualy dont have turrets for fitting in bigger gun.

The chinese do it better

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>38 cm main gun

What was that used for, demolition of bunkers?

>tfw no bomber Harris minifig

schwere Panzerjäger-Abteilung 653 destroyed 320 soviet tanks for 13 losses from the 5th of July to the 27th of July 1943
which is a 1:24 loss/kill ratio
so get the fuck out of here with the failed tank meme

Estonia bought all of Netherlands' 103s. Fucking Estonia is better armed than the Netherlands.

Let that sink in about how shitty some of our NATO members are.

They already did

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Well then do I have a surprise for you!

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> dorsal turret

Serious question. What prevented the gunner, in the stress of combat, from shooting off his own tail rudder(s)?

I remember the one you're talking about

Cool, I'll have to look at ebay

>creams jeans

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>abrams commander gets a grease gun
Fugg I knew I should have gone tanks when i enlisted

More or less. They armed it with a rocket mortar. There's a long-standing story of one knocking out like four Sherman's with one shot

Maybe it doesn't swivel far enough to hit the tail? Idk I don't really know that much about air warfare.

Fucking pottery

Special mechanisms in the trigger assembly I think. The gun literally wouldn't fire at certain traverse angles.

Shieeeet

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the nostalgia is strong.

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yes and also fucking up shermans in 1945.
These tanks shot at concentration of shermans and they were going boom because the shell was so big.
That happend in march/april 1945.

Underrated

nothing, but I read some american bombers experimented with stoppers that prevented turning the turret to the tail position.

KEK

Beware, I got some of those Cobi tanks and in the early 2000s their quality was not that good. I remember there were parts missing in one of the sets that I got.

LEGO quality was always poor. This is way better than the shit I had.

It's locked to where it cannot aim at them, you can only point the guns where they will not hit your own plane.

Siege tank. Less than 10 were actually used

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who can forget the 5 tankers and a dog meme...only eastern block people know that

The giga nigga always gets me

They were primarily used to knock our structures in urban combat, so you're sort of right.

Lego Ice Planet > rest themes

Grigori bestboy.

Is there a Bf 109?

My kids play with these cobi toys. I have the warsaw uprising set and a few other military kits, tanks and planes.

Wtf are you pol fags waiting to make and raise a family!?

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fucking kek

Oh fucking hell. I laughed.

LEL

Wasn't the commander's cupola taller and the gun mantle more pronounced, on the T-34/85, that what is depicted in this model?

Also, the gun looks like a 100mm or 122mm on this model, instead of 85mm, if it is supposed to be at scale.

>e

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Ok now that is fucking cool

I want a set

It's essentially an anti-tank gun mounted on a movable platform. It isn't really designed for maneuverability and speed because it primarily sits back or in ambush points (like a Pak anittacnk gun crew). So it is pretty awesome in my opinion.

>ywn have a Hans Wind with his Brewster Buffalo Cobi Playset.

Feels bad, man.

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Probably one of the least accurate. Still cool.

You don't have kids lol.

>abrams commander gets a grease gun
>Fugg I knew I should have gone tanks when i enlisted

Found the old-timer.

cobi blocks were hard as fuck to unclick from standard lego ones

still, their shit is pretty dope compared to the sanitized lego models

its not like a tamiya model dude

Never heard of this company, but i fucking love the idea of Lego WW2 sets. Sadly they don't offer a B-17 model, but i am sorely tempted to buy a mustang / spitfire model.

Going into battle in one of these things must have been the coolest experience

CZTEREJ PANCERNI I PIES!

Check E version on google

>Warsaw uprising kit
What is it one kike with a rifle in a window and sixteen kikes whispering with each other and wringing wrists so small they snap when you pick em up? Oh and maybe setting fire to the building the terrorist is in while pointing at confused looking Germans?

There are remote controlled ones too btw.

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absolute madmen

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neat

The facial expressions really add that touch of finesse.

Does it go in the water like the real thing?

Fuck. I could have sworn that I've seen a similar set in my dream when I was a little kid.

bretty gud

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dunno, probably not.

I noticed it too user

Yeah what should we do to counter tons of T 34s zerg rushing us at this point.
I know Hans, lets make fuckton heavy self propelled gun that cant even turn or climb a small hill without getting its 2 electric engines on fire.
1 track blown by mine, whole tank captured or out of service.

Interesting choice,to say at least.

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>Patrolling the border with a mortar
Where do I sign up?

If these parts are interchangeable with lego then all my autistic dreams will come true.

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