TIL 83% of Americans are drug addicts

kek. I'm sure a bunch of stoners built civilization you retard

oh, I see you're forum sliding OP's fact. that's the only cards you hold.

A cup of coffee everday isn't going to give you withdrawls.

theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/11/science-sure-smart-people-love-drugs/335437/

>tfw wake up at 4:30 every morning
>tfw work till 7 pm every day
>tfw don't drink coffee and never intake caffeine
why do so many cucs need energy crutches?

It was just a bit more funny since you replied to it

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wrong

imagine being this much of a fragile, sheltered, little boy..

FUG BROS IM ADDICTED TO WATER

>inb4 medicine = drugs

seriously bro. I don't jack off too and the energy I have is CRAZY! All these zombies needing their fix every second makes me feel absolute pity for them

I never heard the word pozzed before but it sounds cool

>palpitations
>cold sweat
>depression
it's literally just half a week of moderate migraine you pussy

Cocaine in cola was seen as normal for a while then understood to be harmful. That'll eventually be the verdict with coffee too.

Gay b8 m8

No, it's an existential thrusting of your internal spirit to the extent that the walls around you shake and you want to puke. I was in bed for 12 fucking days, and developed severe intestinal cramps and couldn't shit for 2 days thereafter. Don't downplay how severe it is

Are you this dumbfounded? Imagine early humans, with no written language, only oral tradition in the form of tales and experiences to pass down to the next generation. No other culture to build on. Surely, their inner lives must have been dull without the imprinting of culture. Surely, finding mushrooms or truffles must have kickstarted that sad old primitive brain to think outside the box. Surely, that must have provided people with visions that feel extremely meaningful, as to act upon their visions, so as to propel their society forward in new directions. Natural drugs are often not that bad. Just lay of the fucking fentanyl and all that other crap you have in the US.

just mentally dependent on cocks

yeeaahhh, surely that was only coffee

I was coming off benzos too, but I was drinking up to 4 cups of coffee a day

Same. How do I find help? I'm ready to change.

It's unfortunate but people are far too deep into their addiction for us to change anything. Coffee addicts have been putting out "studies" that claim coffee is a miracle cure for everything and you can never have too much coffee. I've spoken to some addicts before about how the feelings of anxiety and stress they have when they haven't had coffee in a while is due to withdrawal. They claim I'm wrong and it's just because they're tired and need more coffee to stay lucid.
I just hope nothing happens to the coffee bean supply, otherwise there will be riots and chaos.

>Cocaine in cola was seen as normal for a while then understood to be harmful

probably not in the amount you'd get from a coke or two. it has more addiction potential, but isn't necessarily harmful

drank coffee by the gallons for years and cold turkey'd it.
The migraines sucked for a few days but after that i was fine. I just miss the taste more than anything. But having to balance out with water and pissing every 20 minutes was not worth it.

but it helps me poop

coffee alone won't do that to you, most likely that just made the benzo withdrawal a whole lot worse, the intestinal cramps you described sound a whole lot like it, probably anxiety

Alcohol will disappear as well.

I had an EKG after 3 cups on an empty stomach and it was normal
t. coffee addicted boomer

Cocaine is not physicaly addictive

what kind of pussy gets heart palpations from coffee?

man up son

>I was coming off benzos too

You fucking dope. That shit is worst to get off than heroin, and I know that from experience. Suboxone is the worst but benzos is one of the few that can actually kill a person from the withdrawals. Comparing that to caffeine....

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it does not cause physical dependence, but it can cause psychological dependence. most stims are like that.

Spoken like a true addict

>implying coffee doesn't have health benefits.

>le psychological dependence maymay
everything can do that, from fapping to washing your hands ffs

So you're addicted to cock.

hypertension, insomnia, impotence, & hair loss are benefits?

>work 112 hour weeks almost every week
If I didn't use a chemical stimulant I wouldn't be able to do my job

>maymay

Fuck up you bitch ass caffeine junkie. Go fuckin' sip your stimulants, autist.

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quit your job and follow Me

stoner history lmao, go fuck a cheap whore Van Dyke

Coffee increases your life span and productivity faggot.

bruh I think you might be new here lmao xD

caffeine is actually quite bad for you. I think it causes sleep apnea by stimulating the creation of new blood vessels in the mucus membranes, which increases mucus production that blocks airways. It's also bad for the heart. it elevates blood pressure for many hours.

I don't give a fuck you mentally incapacitated weakling, go fuckin' sip your caffeine retard.

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dehydrates the skin

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybin_mushroom
People have been using this for fucking thousands of years. Why do you think humans are the way they are? Distinct than animals? Because we selectively take mind altering substances for various reasons. This is the basis of a ritual, something animals can't grasp. Drugs will never leave humanity as we are drugs. Deal with it. Only christfags will go all anti-drugs, while they know that this middle eastern Jew-fag was high up a kite in teh fucking Judah mountains trying to reach God which had dissapeared for all his peers.

I drink decaf for the flavor. win win :)

I've gotten black out drunk off of hard liquor for 10 years straight. This is usually 10+ shots at night a few hours before bed. Not sure how I'm still alive.

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or maybe he's just not a faggot. afaik people didn't use gay slang on regular forums until quite (((recently))). probably because it's gross, obnoxious, and not funny.

I can't start my morning without a cup of coffee teeheehee XD

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OPs addicted to dicks

I just forgot I brewed some coffee. Thanks for reminding me user.

Explain

caffeine strains your cardiovascular system and can shorten your lifespan.

You sound retarded.
Yeah, cause when I got a headache I am gonna go riot..

21 yo here i smoked nearly every day since 15. Quit smoking 3 weeks ago and havent felt better.

>Drink 6 monsters every day
>Perfectly fine not consuming caffeine
>Some retard on the internet feels the need to make this cocksucking thread calling me an addict because he just got out of rehab for meth addiction

*sip*

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many many faggots so weak - get out go to france you pathetic pencilnecked ready to die fragile flappy pussy lipped whiners

monster energy is expensive pisswater

This shit, this drives me crazy. The whole #coffeelife bullshit. "Don't talk to me till I ive had my coffee XD!"
Sure thing you addict retard, enjoy 3 times the sugar and carbs you'll try and avoid later by eating salad all day.

>Quit smoking 3 weeks ago and havent felt better.
you realize that's totally unclear
>nope !

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>I think it causes sleep apnea

end yourself

6 cups a day (darkroast) i feel fine

Listen up, I would snap your little wrist with my chin.

you are dependent on dopamine

idiot lol

Pic related is the redpilled way to brew

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>arm wrestling champ
not only doubtful, but ridiculously opposite - you swing, I block with my chin, your faggot wrist breaks as you jamb your thumb

I've drank coffee, at least 24 ounces a day of strong coffee, for over 15 years.
I quit for two months, just because, muh health.
Never had a headache, shakes, withdrawal.
But I did miss it.
Have some coffee.
All things in moderation.
Getting your shit all wound up and stressing about others drinking coffee is probably way worse for your health.

nah drip brew for life

are you a pea brain nigger?

Kek, I remember you posting this same pic from the other day. Same filename as before. How's it going, user? Nice numerals.

The hell is this I just microwave my water

Yeah, and then I fuckin' pull out a god damn shotgun, and blow your damn head off, do you understand that you little worthless piece of crap?

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it is for lazy europeans. I love moka pots but they take so much time to brew properly. You need at least 15 minutes on low flame

Literally 1200 calories

I don’t know about now, but when i lived in SE, it was per capita, the world’s buggest consumer of coffee.

*biggest

sounds like you can't handle your coffee faggot - off to france

Good

I've been meaning to switch from coffee to green tea user. Is there a brand that sits above the rest in your opinion?

Sounds like you already damaged your brain and don't notice your defective nature as though saturating your brain with stimulants for 15 years had no effect

Coffee is for mentally incapacitated little bitches. I take cocaine, retard. Smoke that motherfuckin' taima too.

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organicfacts.net/coffee.html
>Increased Energy
>Improved Cognitive ability
>65% less likely to get Alzheimer's/dementia
>Prevents Parkinson's
>Increased metabolism by 11%
>Improved workouts/fitness
>Reduced risk of stroke
>23-50% lower chance of type 2 diabetes
>80% reduced chance of developing cirrhosis of the liver.
>43% lesser risk of cancer than those who do not drink it.
>Reduces depression
>Rich in antioxidants (contains more antioxidants than both fruits and vegetables combined)
>Coffee is largely linked to longevity as it has a capability of reducing the risk of many coronary diseases.
>Protects you against the development of multiple sclerosis.
>The chlorogenic acid (CLA) in coffee helps prevent retinal damage. It acts as an antioxidant and reduces the oxidative stress that affects the functioning of the eye.
>Not being a pretentious cunt, like yourself. (This one is my theory, admittedly)

Not him, but try guayusa tea. More caffeine than green, but it's healthier than coffee and has no jitters/anxiety side effects . Pretty godtier stuff. And you can get natural flavored blends

I have 5 cups a day Mon - Fri and can then just give it up and have 0 cups over the weekend or completely while on vacation.
No headaches or anything actually.
Do you feel your arteries hardening at how upset you must be to bother making a thread about coffee in which you're wrong?

All that coke and a dirty 1 dollar bill

Spent all the rest on the coke

thanks user i'll give it a shot

>they dont stick ripped bags of coke up their asses for the ultimate high
what a bunch of fucking pussies