Otzi the iceman had a meat centered diet

You want to have a ancient European hunter diet? Then eat lean meat and whole grains.

Talk about a paleo diet. Scientists have uncovered the last meal of a frozen hunter who died 5,300 years ago in the Alps.

The stomach contents of the corpse, widely known as Oetzi the Iceman, offer a snapshot of what ancient Europeans ate more than five millennia ago, researchers said.

On the menu, described Thursday in the journal Current Biology, were the fat and meat of a wild goat, meat of a red deer and whole wheat seeds, which Oetzi ate shortly before his death.

Traces of fern leaves and spores were also discovered in Oetzi's stomach. Scientists think he may have swallowed the plant unintentionally or as a medicine for parasites previously found in his gut.

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Looks like a Russian subhuman

Why would I want to copy the diet of people who probably didn't live past 35?

And he had magic mushrooms in his pouch.

Otzi died going to the OG burning man

Um, because you want to live as your ancestors did in nature in the natural environment as human beings were meant to exist.

Like most people of his time he probably died of sepsis from tooth decay.

Chewing on hide to make leather will fuck up your teeth.

Yes.
Read "Why We Get Fat" and watch "The Perfect Human Diet".
You've been jewed, AmericanAnon. The whole fat free carb diet was pushed by Jews who want to fatten goys up for slaughter like a cow.

Cringe. Yeah we can live like pigs in a pigsty too.

He was just 45 and died in war, fat Amerinon.

How dare you.

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I'm all for looking to "my ancestors" and other older societies for techniques to help me live better, but I think all the hubbub about the Paleolithic is off base. I would rather follow a Mediterranean diet.

His girlfriend looked like this. He had a great life.

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People don't realize how often prehistoric people died from primitive warfare.
" One particular comparison
that epitomizes this fact is to consider the war deaths incurred at the 4-day
Battle of Gettysburg and by the people of Central California between 500 B.C. and
500 A.D. (the “Middle Horizon” or Emeryville Focus). The Union and Rebel armies
fighting at Gettysburg both incurred less than 4% killed, slightly more for the losers
than the winners. More than 5% of Middle Horizon Native Californian buried
human skeletons have stone projectile points embedded in their bones (as Milner
1999)argues from U.S. Indian Wars data, usually only one in three striking arrows
becomes bone-embedded). These figures imply that, for a 1,000 years, the lives and
deaths of the ancient Californians were at least as violent as the bloody four days
at Gettysburg, if not more so. "

- Lawrence H. Keeley
War Before Civilization

The Mediterranean diet is very similar but uses fish instead of lean meats.

>Iceman ate meat!!
They would have lived off the land in warm days with foods that could survive. Winter comes, foods die - time to eat meat.
No shit right!

You wanna eat like a caveman? You better be exercising like one too.

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They were Neolithic farmers not hunter gatherers. They farmed grains and put them in storage and they herded domestic goats and sheep for meat and organs.

But it also doesn't get all bent out of shape over grains and legumes.

Bullshit.
Example. Australian abos... gave up native diet and moved to city doing manual labor. Got fat.
Moved back to the bush and a more sedentary lifestyle, lost weight.
You can't exercise enough to lose weight. Exercise is good for you, but the whole "exercise to lose weight" is a fucking lie.

>They were Agricultural age
Bull. That's when average life expectancy dropped like a rock.
They were meat eating hunter gatherers.

His ancestors still live there, after all this time, the Tyrol is one of the most beautiful places on earth, it is no wonder they still live there, unlike the disloyal bastard children of the whore America, filthy fucking mongrels shitting themselves daily as they push their carts around hunting for processed food, disgusting.

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>war pre-dates the state
Libertarians BTFO

i'm ok with fried chicken and gravy

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What'd I rape your potato or something? The fucks your problem mick?

Why this nigga got t shirt tan lines

in addition to the "homicide" normal infections must have killed plenty i wonder how things will turn out now everybody gets a chance to procreate and can get food for an hours work each day or no work. The violence i didn't know about but a third would maybe die before puberty anyway.

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We're living in extremely dysgenic times and the future human being will be an abomination unable to live without technology.

Nigga you wanna have a real paleo-diet? Just eat whatever you can find in the woods til you die of dysentery.