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Lincoln Russell
Depends upon the spoon. If it is the type of spoon with an AR-15 attached, it should work.
Josiah Rodriguez
Luke Young
Pretty comfortable to stick a spoon in your but and then sit the whole ride in the car till you reach the airport.
Justin Hill
What in the fucking shit, Brittan.
Brayden Barnes
Julian Sanders
We're beholden to the Queen and her heirs and to Great Britain. But I'd gladly leave all that behind to be province of the United States of America, especially since Trump is President.
Jace Sanchez
Why are all these British girls being taken to a foreign country to get married? Oh yeah it's because they aren't British but 'Asian'.
Cameron Baker
Why would I give a shit?
Jordan Lee
do they give out special licenses for those spoons? or are they similar to rape whistles to stop attackers
Lincoln Fisher
This is for them to put the spoon in their pants as they're being led through an airport if they're forced into an arranged marriage.
The utter state.
Austin Davis
> be me, TSA
> young quiet muslim 14 year old girl walks through, boarding to Pakistan
> metal alarm goes off
> female TSA agent steps up to check her
> "No Veronica its fine I will handle this"
> use slight-of-hand to plant metal bracelet on her
> "Oh this will be it. Walk through the metal detector again"
> unplug it, she walks through with no alarm
> girl looks into my eyes, terrified and confused. mouths "help me"
> "Nothing to worry about, love, you may be on your merry way :)"
> Hand the jewellery to the 24 year old muslim male accompanying her
> "Its a lovely bracelet."
> He is looking at her furiously like "where the fuck did she get that"
> "Have a great holiday guys!"
> open up drawer full of bracelets and put another one in my pocket
Later I found out on the news after the plane went down that it wasn't a spoon but an IED but hey thats the risk you take
Kayden White
holy shit this is retarded
dont want to be married? then just decline
Xavier Wood
There is no spoon.
Benjamin Hall
Great decision making. You're a proper tactician.
Brayden Morgan
Its so they set off alarms in airline metal detectors
Brandon Baker
next monday: wearinga a spoon without a loicense becomes a crime
Josiah Foster
>family gets wind of this policy that's been broadcast to the world
>starts checking their girls' undies routinely now
>beat the pulp out of them when they discover a spoon in their pants and make them get married anyway
what a solid plan
Jayden James
>>starts checking their girls' undies routinely now
Want to know how to check for anti-marriage spoons?
Grab 'em by the pussy.
Ryder Butler
SPOON CLANK
We have found the next King of England.
James Ramirez
This is so retarded, they are widely publicizing this to everyone.
So the adults will see it and check their underwear too.
Henry Jones
>These gils have a secret weapon against kidnapping that only works when no one knows about it, and you'll never guess what it is!
Im just going to assume this is fake or satire.
Samuel Reed
Are this gear get banned in UK, bongs ?
Zachary Bennett
It's illegal to use as a weapon according to the law.
Colton Wood
isn't illegal for under 18s to own silverware?