Lisa Page testifying right meow 2

Previous Thread >Lisa Page was scheduled to testify before Peter Strzok.
>Her lawyers say she couldn't meet the deadline
>Lawyers reschedule her testimony for AFTER Peter Strzok's.
>Anons believe this is so she can collaborate her story with Peter Strzok.

But wait....

cbsnews.com/amp/news/lisa-page-to-testify-behind-closed-doors/
>Lisa Page is testifying behind closed doors
>She's going to rat everyone out and get a plea deal
>She's the weakest link in this plot
>She only has to prove everyone else who's already publicly testified has lied.
>Hearing is behind closed doors for her protection.

Why else would they hide her testimony when Horowitz, Rosenstien, Strzok, Comey, and others testified publicly?

She's going to talk.

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There was an user postulating that Lisa Page and Peter Strzok were NEVER lovers, but instead this was a cover story for something more sinister.

Evidence to support that idea:
>none of the texts we've seen include anything intimate (no "I love you's etc)
> neither of them disclosed their relationship, which would have revoked their security clearances if caught.
>Peter Strzok looks like a pedo

So it's possible they were ASSIGNED by someone to work together on this case, but that looks worse than the "they were lovers" story.

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an excellent point, they never sounded intimate at all, and he never said he had an affair under oath. he denied lying to his wife, also under oath and sad he saw no reason to reveal the relationship to his supervisors. he also said mueller never mentioned the texts to him.

something is weird here, were being played.

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>Strzok and Page's affair appeared to end, without forewarning or explanation, in late June 2017, just as the Mueller probe was getting underway. Page says in an abrupt message "Please don't ever text me again."
>But with their texts now made public for anyone to read, their careers are in shambles. When Mueller learned of the affair and texts, in mid-2017, he quickly cut Strzok from his team.
>Having once being responsible for chasing down Russian and Chinese spies, Strzok has now lost his security clearance and been sidelined into the personnel office.
>Page left the Mueller team early on as well, and then early this year quit the bureau altogether.
>Asked by the inspector general why two seasoned agents put so much revealing information on their FBI-issued phones, she explained: "Because we were trying to keep our affair a secret from our spouses."

She also abruptly ended it then quit the FBI. She said they used FBI phones to "hide their affair from their spouses" yet we have no actual evidence of an affair and Strzok claims he never lied to his wife.

>Mueller’s team, it appears he has recruited an experienced Justice Department trial attorney, Lisa Page, a little-known figure outside the halls of Main Justice but one whose résumé boasts intriguing hints about where Mueller’s Russia investigation might lead. Page has deep experience with money laundering and organized crime cases, including investigations where she’s partnered with an FBI task force in Budapest, Hungary, that focuses on eastern European organized crime. That Budapest task force helped put together the still-unfolding money laundering case against Ukrainian oligarch Dmitry Firtash, a one-time business partner of Manafort.

>Page is also a central player in Horowitz’s investigation of McCabe. She is the FBI official who McCabe instructed to speak to The Wall Street Journal regarding an October 2016 article about the FBI’s handling of the Clinton email investigation. McCabe authorized Page to leak to The Journal “in a manner designed to advance his personal interests at the expense of Department leadership,” Horowitz determined.
Page might be /ourgirl/

Could you imagine the pressure she would be under not to testify?

Plus she's got the jew card - if she keeps silent the jews will align behind her 100%

literally nothing will happen. no point discussing this they already got away. getting tired hearing about this

>i'm tired of hearing about this. nothing will ever be done. it's just hopeless pointless to talk about

WITHOUT
FUCKING
FAIL.

you posted a new thread literally 1 post after I replied to your insinuation I'm a shill. so fuck off enjoy me pissing on your thread at the top this time.

I’m starting to think this user. She took out strzok. She left the investigation just weeks before the tests were made public and they are all from her side. She also seems to be baiting him throughout.

Also anons don’t forget there are texts that were “deleted in a glitch” and apparently recovered by DOJ that we haven’t seen yet. McCabe, Comey, Lynch and maybe others are being investigated by DOJ.

Also Baker was the other lawyer in the texts, he resigned when page did and he was the one who set up the carter page stuff then shit himself over text about his name being all over the documents leading to the trump investigation (before the election).

have a (you)

the rat gonna rat

have fun wasting hours for literally nothing. nothing here will change anything and nothing will happen. it's like watching a soccer match you know is rigged.

bump

he told her everything in exchange for the occasional winky emoji.

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Copypasta from my comment in the previous thread, but relevant cause I think there's a good chance she throws him and others under the bus:

FBI on the stand, let's see what comes of it.

Also ICYMI, Strzok confirmed that Special Access Programs were on the server.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4383&v=ulexR_e7yJI
>Questioning starts at 1:37:00
>Admits SAP's at 1:42:27

>Previous Thread

This provides further confirmation of what FBI user said his AMA in 2016.

>Pic Related

>Full FBI user AMA Threads
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Hopefully, she spills more of the beans than this chucklefuck, but we can't rely on that.

Keep Investigating, Jow Forums, we're on track. Now more than ever you have to ignore the shills and people who say to quit

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has anyone gone through yet and converted all the emoji from unicode? I thought about going full autism and spending a weekend doing it myself but then ended up having other plans

If you read the texts between Page and Strzok, its clear that she is, in no way, /ourgirl/. However, she may end up being /ourrat/ who spills the beans in exchange for saving her own career.

it's not worth it user

I pictured Strzok and Page as sexier younger people by how immaturity of their behavior and messages
instead we get some balding closet case and a frumpy older woman its just sad
this whole ordeal its sad

you mean there's not even a single eggplant?

Breaking: Republicans after her hearing today said she was very cooperative and helpful, no need for public hearing

Which ones? We need to know which ones might as well be replaced with democrats for all they're worth.

you can do this in your browser

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checked honestly never knew about that String function but also I wanted to make a nice fancy page with CSS to look like the iMessage app, containing all of the texts, emojis converted and properly timestamped. but, real life got in the way

if you give me the info I might do it

someone get this man the full page/strzok text transcripts please

going to see a movie but [email protected]. I'll check for a day or two before letting it expire

Meadows said she did provide new info. That's all I've heard. No specifics.

>>She's going to rat everyone out and get a plea deal
Stronk's shit eating grins say otherwise.

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i could believe it, but if it were true i don't know what it would be covering up.
Strozok doesn't strike me as the guy that gets the girls. He's a manchild constantly whining about Trump 50 texts per day. he also texts page at a 2:1 ratio, another flag saying she has no interest in him.

Breaking: Republicans say she was so cooperative they are throwing away the record of what she said.

>2:1 ratio
Have you seen his body language? I'll bet you dollars to dimes everybody who's had to work with him but doesn't view him as a tool of convenience hates his guts.

That's just a power play on his part to force her to keep going with a working relationship that she needs more than he does.

>Stronk's shit eating grins say otherwise.
That smirk, isn't because he thinks he's getting away with something.
That smirk, is because he thinks he's BETTER than everyone else, and above them. He's got an undeserved sense of superiority.
Career federal leech, proven adulterer, proven time waster, proven that he used gov tech for personal business. But in his mind, that's all fine, because he's needed and valuable.

I mean, I wouldn't be exactly shocked.

>50 texts per day.
That's on his gov issued device.
I wonder how many emails, and messages sent from his other TWO devices he called personal?
I betcha it's daily in the triple digits.

Reminder to filter meme flags so you don’t even see them.

>undeserved sense of superiority
Not according to him. Look right now! Look how he can smear it all over your loser face and you're not going to do anything about it!

Not quitter Comey
Not seizure Hillary
Not Ratface Rodentstein
He's going to get away with it and nobody's going to stop him, nanny nanny poo poo~~

I know how it looks user, and I know she says some anti trump stuff for sure, but she is goading him on. It’s like when oldfags male bait threads on this board. After thinking about this I went back and looked, he sends her way more texts than vice versa, and and it seems like she intentionally gets him to say her bias with things like “omg trump might win” and “I’m scared” stuff that she knows he’ll react to. Without talking shit she can’t make him do it.

This is just a theory though. Another possibility is doj has leverage on her and offered her a deal to be a double agent. I don’t know user, I only know what has been made public. Important to remember though that she is still on a lead role at the doj investigating McCabe, and also she left the investigation by choice before anything came out.

>s-see guys? yesterday didn't matter, lisa page will expose hillary. j-justice for seth rich

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There's dick and vagene pics.

How great would it be for Trump to return from the Putin meeting while the MSM is still grinding granny panties over whatever happened there and then called a press conference so he could issue an EO live on air for Jeff Sessions to arrest the entire top three levels of the FBI and convene an internal investigation to be made public reporting on what these people are up to and how much of a risk it is to our national security?

I bet he thinks he's a real life Hans Landa and that he's actually untouchable.

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POST MORE CATS! Lisa is going to flip on strzok!

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In your dreams.
She's more likely to crack that Strozcuck, which is exactly why is closed doors and she conveniently waited until after her sociopathic lovers meeting.

She's now got all the practice and pre-test answers she'll needs and no stress of saying something fucky live to people all over the planet.

Shits fucked, hopes lost, fuck it I'm gonna take a nap.

A lot of the texts are like this.
>wall of text from strzok about his thoughts and actions on investigation
>wow! Tell me more!
>great! Here let me feed you this document
He’s such a tremendous faggot, so easily let’s his guard down. From the hearing it’s clear he’s pretty reactionary, he’s not a calculating guy, he’s the epitome of a good goy, probably why he was tapped for SES. I think a common misconception is that all these corrupt people in the gov are clever and sneaky, as we see evidence of how they work, we realize this is not at all the case. They are good employees, who get promoted for doing what their handlers want without asking questions. The problem is how pervasive these cabals are. Regardless of whether page planned this intentionally, without these texts strzok and baker would still be on the investigation.

>That smirk, isn't because he thinks he's getting away with something.
Yes.
Congress has nothing. The session was heated because they know they have nothing.
The FBI legal team has lawyered up everything around this to 12. This is beyond corporate lawyer shit. Congress has rarely been this frustrated over the course of an investigation.

They can escalate, impeach, subpeona, but does anyone seriously think the likes of these witnesses haven't already destroyed/edited/fabricated documents? And don't expect a Combetta rush bleach-bitting job.

This is a Grade A shitshow and a major embarrassment for the American legal profession. Stronk and Rose are literally setting fire to the State and judiciaries credibility one bullshit excuse at a time. The US Government's own law enforcement is figuratively giving the US House of Representative the finger and the whole world is watching.

It's well past time. The FBI can't continue to exist after all this.
The force has to be disbanded. It's either that or all but guarantee that they, or some other agency, will run wild over the the law, and eventually the state.

One way or another, the FBI you knew is dead.

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Page will #metoo Strozk. Checkem.

It’s best to work in the shadows sometimes too. This had to be public to get strzok removed and for baker to resign. But they are still sitting on more texts, and I haven’t heard a peep about the investigations into comey/McCabe/Lynch. Never let your enemy know what you’ve got until you’re ready to attack. If you act to early in this environment you fuck everything up.

>He’s such a tremendous faggot, so easily let’s his guard down.
Lisa Page honeypotted him?
I wouldn't be shocked.
What i am shocked by, is that the the head of the FBI's counter-intel, is STUPID enough to send personal texts with his gf over a monitored device.
I mean, if he's our version of James Bond, or the Russian KGB........we're fucked, and we deserve to lose.

bump

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that seems rather unlikely considering they had a well-documented affair

>I bet he thinks he's a real life Hans Landa and that he's actually untouchable
probably because he is untouchable. he won't face any consequences for his actions, in fact he'll probably makes some money off of this whole ordeal (in addition to his pension of course)

>Page will #metoo Strozk. Checkem.
That should have been the tact the GOP took on him yesterday.
>So you engaged in sex with an underling?
>So you KEPT sending her messages, dozens of times per day, distracting her from her job?
>So you kept using your POWER to get her assigned with you on trips, so you could insert your penis into her??
>So you slept with her, and then lied to your wife. Is it FBI policy to lie to women for sex? Did you learn that trick at FBI training 101?
>So did your bosses at FBI KNOW you were engaging in abusing female staffers ? Did they approve?

I think we're all kind of waiting to see just how much has been being done behind the scenes or not, no matter what your read on the situation.

Mine is that it's about time to provide justification for continued actions.

>major embarrassment for the American legal profession
Gohmert's directing the shout of "Disgrace!" in the room AT Strozk AND the Justice Department was much, MUCH more phenomenal than the wife eye's bit to me.
Of course, that bit seems to always be cut off in MSM
The "people" Gohmert mentioned he talked to in that very same statement?
I advocate these people, these mysterious "good at the core FBI" men, serve in a newly implemented STATE Investigative branch.


>Nevada, FBI was overstepped by Washington FBI during Vegas
Why is this a thing?
Ok so are they are semi-local detectives who investigate State issues?
Or a Federal Bureau with State branches, that it oversteps CONSTANTLY?
One or the other.
I have much to learn on the matter, every citizen does.

>I wonder how many emails, and messages sent from his other TWO devices he called personal?

He wouldn't hand over his personal emails. I wonder if she will...........

Fuck behind closed doors; the people want to know.

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he outwitted congress, but congress isn't very smart. that interview was a shitshow he just grandstanded and kike'd his way out of it while reps whined about "muh family morals"

>He's lying, he knows we know he's lying
Who did he outwit?

while he's still breathing without a noose around his neck they've got nothing.
given everyone is just talking about him "being fired" the probability of him going to jail is low.

"we know you're lying" isn't anything. prove it.

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You do realize Congress doesn't have that power this is/was oversight, if it turns out he lied and they somehow prove it they can hand it to justice department

Normal guy.

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This fits my theory exactly as expected. They got more info from her privately while keeping dems, much of the swamp and the public completely ignorant to what they learned and what may be in the works. I wonder what Strzok thinks about this, he must be suspicious of Page, but maybe he’s too myopic and arrogant to realize. Me “I can tbe blackmailed” may think he cant be played.

I like how Page ended it with “Please never text me again”, then leaves then investigstion lol.

No, that distracts from the overall point we need to make and comes off as faggy underhanded left wing style attacking.

Is there any evidence, even circumstantial that they fucked? Texts don’t mention it. He denies it under oath. Nobody says they walked in on it or anything, spouses are silent. Where did the claim that the guy had an affair come from?

She looks like a nasty lesbian to me... why would mr puffy self worth fbi man waste his pussy time on that lesbian troll

>is not anything, prove it.
Your wording, wut.
Gohmert was calling Strzok out on getting off on acting such a sociopath while he(Peter) knew full well that he wouldn't be punished no matter that day's outcome.
And Gohmert will continue to handle Strzok in that proper mindset.
Ultimately, I don't see this man walking away completely unscathed.
Should he, Gohmert would be furious and advocate for proper retaliation if so.
>would any action be taken?
Nope
>Is this going to transform the FBI?
The only question here should be, in what capacity?

ohai fbi
cud u investigate urself
kthxbai

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Prove this doesn't apply to every letter org.

>IMPLYING A JEW WOULD RAT OUT THEIR OWN

That's why we're supposed to have all these "checks and balances"

Let a lsheriff put together a grand jury and have local-access TV air the proceedings.

wtf I love small govt now

That's not the only way to do it, but that's one of the ways that's built in to our system of government. I firmly believe that thre's not much hope of rebalancing the operation without using state and local, and that's how the UN is infiltrating anyway like a pincer move.

>Where did the claim that the guy had an affair come from?
Disinfo? Sensationalist flak? Only half the real truth? More than all of it?
Stzok could be one giant interference run. Or the head apparatchik.

But that doesn't matter anymore.

Whatever is going on, the FBI is now fully complicit. The FBIs behaviour has now become the problem. It's gotta go. This shitshow has gone way beyond texts, and emails, and immunity deals, and antidisestablishmentarian-uncounter-counter-intelligence operations. How can the public be expected to have faith in the rule of law with every hearing in this farce one click away on anyone's smartphone.

The FBI is now the problem. It has to go.

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I guess you could say the UN is applying what the military might call "full spectrum dominance."

I think that means a clear and present danger to our national security. But that's just me.

Remember that Israel and Russia infiltrated out intelligence agencies for years - and those are just the ones who got caught. Israel managed to steal nuclear secrets, some of the highest level of security and bring them back home.

Why do you think China’s been fighter looks exactly like the F22? Clinton also had her server hacked which had tons of confidential info and even SAP files on it. These people are fools only concerned with themselves. Clinton compromised our security to skirt oversight for herself. Her, her cronies and our enemies are the only ones who gained anything from her having a private server, it was only a negative for the American people.

>UN in small US govt
Where?
Outside of Cali?
Never have heard of any U.S. citizen who advocated for U.N. on a town, county, or state level.
Is this anecdotal or do you have some sources there bud?
Transparency, ffs.
How long is this going to be played?
Is "we're playing the long game" really intended to have an end?
It will not with these policies.

Trust The Plan.
Q Predicted This.
SOON.
tick tock

hopefully no one earth still buys any of the QLarp shit after this shitshow.

People need to stop thinking this is about punishing him, when know that won’t happen. Getting him off the investigation was already a win, and he helped open up other investigations that many lead somewhere. That’s what matters, exposing corruption and removing these traitors from power.

Also doesn’t anyone know if trump can remove his SES status? If Obama can appoint it I wouldn’t think trump could remove it.

It's part of the RAND Corporation's Delphi method. OWS used it. Even Obama used it shortly after getting in to office. I happened to be curious what Rush Limbaugh was all about at the time and he reported on it quite well, but he didn't mention that it was the Delphi Method from the RAND Corporation.

Interesting, looking back!

Yes and that is the right focus. Pressure them to wrap up the investigation into muh Russia while investigating those involved.

Central > local branches. That’s why they moved the mueller investigation to Washington.

I just can't wait to see what they do with the upcoming Putin-Trump meeting. He should have done this so much earlier just to fuckin flag these evil pieces of shit. But they're still going to be screaming about it by the time he gets back and kicks off something new.

Will study it and devote energy to ensuring its cessation. Appreciated.
>Central is greater than local
The handling of WACO and RR should have made it apparent that in both cases, local LEO, especially County Sheriff, would have proved more than ample. Would you agree?
Where does this line of thought come from?
The higher the education, ambition, and trust of the individual, the closer to D.C. they'll be?
One might argue the inverse.

OWS also used something they called the "rhizome" system when it came to coordinating beyond the original Zuccati Park protest that was actually about Wall St.

These kinds of operations are not that difficult to disentangle, even in your spare time. That should make you wonder a little bit about people who go to elite schools to learn how all this stuff works or people who have jobs tracking them down and keeping tabs on the infiltrators. Or maybe who's at the top commanding them.

This. You're hopeful, but that's about all you are, OP. Nothing ever happens.

>Anons believe this is so she can collaborate her story with Peter Strzok.

Why couldn’t Pete collaborate with hers?

Also don’t you mean corroborate?

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No shit the only time they have used the affair excuse has been to explain the texts that reference special burner phones for talking Clinton business. They claim Clinton business is code for their affair. Will try to find the texts

Camp Clinton article focusing on these texts (highlighting their significance)
>But the two texts that have sparked the most controversy - one sent by Page in April 2016 and another sent by Strzok four months later - are also among the most ambiguous.

>"So look, you say we text on that phone when we talk about Hillary because it can't be traced, you were just venting, bc you feel bad that you're gone so much but that can't be helped right now," Page wrote on April 2, according to a text released by the DOJ last week.
businessinsider.com/peter-strzok-lisa-page-text-srelease-doj-lingering-question-2017-12

>There is another plausible explanation for the texts, however, when all relevant context is taken into consideration. Page could have been suggesting how Strzok could hide their extramarital affair from his wife and plausibly explain why he was frequently texting on his government-issued phone.
Such blatant corruption. R's should feel no sympathy to go knives out on a creepy jesuit sociopath like Strzok

Plenty of slide threads for you, moshe

Holy fuck. I never thought about this. That ugly bitch could be /ourgirl/

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u think page/baker figure'd they were getting setup as fallgirls by mccabe/comey?

Future proves past
Expand your thinking
Boom
These people are sick

Q

Getting caught was part of her plan!

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Everything I read is that the republicans were very happy with her testimony and they learned a lot and that she might not need a public hearing.

Reminder cat fags are actually glow niggers