Owning an Iphone

am I supposed to tribute this pic?

>repulicuck

2/5

>having a car

I failed my fucking drivers license test today. I was the only man there, all the fucking girls passed but not me. And you know fucking why? Because i was the only one who had to drive on the highway. Well the holidays started here today so it was packed and he made up some bullshit excuse that "the space to the truck infront of me wasnt big enoug". Fucking ass cunt man whore.

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Taylor Swift probably satisfies all of these, you absolute cuck. Saged.

I do 4 because duh and 5 because suburbs
>so?

I don't have netflix, spotify or steam. Those are for Basedboys. An Iphone is still relatively fine even when the security was thrown out by Tim Cook. Just cover the cameras and make a latch for removing the battery + put in a security box that can't record voices before working.

And what's so bad about cars? Don't buy a new one and you don't need to have a $45,000 depreciation hit over 4 years.

5/5
out of my way poor fucking shits

So you were tailgating, Mehmet?
Rememeber, the distance between you and the car in front must be at least 3 donkey tails.

>owning a microwave

The ultimate jewlery

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Yeah, the boomers really ruined our economy, didn’t they?

Man, I ran a red on my test and they still gave me a license. Sucks to suck.

>I failed my fucking drivers license test today

I've heard that the German driving test is much more difficult and expensive than the standard American one

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>having a car
>believing you are smarter by living in a shitty urban center
I will take the car and my sustainable living

lel i only have i steam account, but don't really use it

Git gud lmao

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This. Except I rolled a stop. Then changed states and the new state didn't give the slightest shit. Just traded me plastic.

>owning a steam account

aaaand, you lost my support right there

1800€, next test will be another 250€ + extra driving lessions. Taking the fucking cab would have been cheaper for a very long time.

>having a car
sorry I'm not a city faggot, i need a car

1/5. If my sister wouldnt give me an iphone for my birthday (i didnt ask for it), it would be 0/5.
I am isolated from society, it seems.

>cars
Yes, they are bad. Just calclate and think about this:
the space they take.
the ground that is covered with asphalt to create streets and parking spots
the resources they burn DAILY just to get from A to B.
the money you waste for fuel, for insurence, for repair and the car itself (credit, maybe debt)
the noice it makes, rendering living in coties a nightmare, especially at night (t. city dweller)
the pollution they create
the dependence they create, binding you to work for this junk just to get to work and finance this car
etc.

Fahre mit Freunden oder Verwandten auf einen Übungsplatz. Dort gibst du dann 10€ die Stunde aus, statt 250€. Wenn du dich dann sicher auf der Straße fühlst, kannst du die Prüfung machen.

>become homeless goy
>stay out of our system goy
>quit being subversive and slowly kill yourself goy
I live solely because my existence pisses off Jews enough for me to be happy being alive.

Whats a car?

>owning a house
>having a job
>having children
>going to church
>having a pet
>weight lifting
>cooking
>breathing
>existing

All that is cancelled out by the fun they make.
youtube.com/watch?v=KEGUwvBG3rQ

>owning a computer
>drinking coffee
>not sleeping for 10 hours a day
>not building your own house

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I can get in my car and drive to Nome Alaska or new York city or Rio anytime I want. Europeans don't understand the freedom cars bring.

>living in a society

Oy vey

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anti-car is extremely jewish

>homeless = bad
>sleep on a city street with an empty guitar case and a dog, both rented from a mate
>each time I hear the chink of money I unconciously grunt and reach over to pocket it
>do this for a week, spend every night at bars doing ecstasy and eating pub food
>total wages leftover: 1100 dollarydoos

you've got dignity user and that's not a disease but it certainly doesn't help you.

t. memeflag kike. owning a car and taking a road trip is one of the most american freedom loving things you can do. fuck off kike