Brit/pol/ : Priti for PM edition

Express confirmed for backing /our desi/

>ARCH-Brexiteer Priti Patel said the Tories are “taking back control” and are abundantly clear on “ending free movement” and “leaving the customs union and single market” as the hardline Leave campaigner made a series of brilliant points on BBC Question Time.

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Eddies Eggs

I win

He wins.

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Based Eddie
Hands of Iron

sosig

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&

Egg

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Based.

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priti is ugly

>the Tories are “taking back control”
Not with that weak-ass manifesto they aren't.

Politics is completely fucked at the moment. Parliament will never vote aye to the brexit proposal when it hits the commons. Labour will never vote for a Tory proposal and there are enough pissed off moderate brexiteers and backbenchers to crush it from the Tory side.

So then what? We will have to have either no-deal or go crawling back to the EU and rescind article 50. It's fucked.

Laser Beans, lads lol, lads it's sounds like laser beams

oi m8

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Papers coming in lads

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Lmao

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Then she took a dump right outside the studio

>are NHS
every time

>are enn haich ess
>norf f.c. at the top
>HOW DARE YOU

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stop posting in the paki thread
it makes us look bad
real thread here

Where my benzo niggers at lads? Its fucking friday night. Why are you all straight headed baka?

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ty

we're all doing better drugs

no deal and free trade with USA. soft brexit is the worst of both worlds.

the problem is you need a thatcher to do brexit, but you have a May

Who is this semen demon?

>Brit/pol still can't into polymetre
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Nothing better than benzos lad. Its the patricians choice (along with some zopiclone to top the night off)
Pharma is where its at, with a tipple on the side. Takes the edge of this age of degeneracy.

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>Trash American food imports.
>American-led Privatisation of the NHS
>American cars.

It's sad reflection of my opinions regarding my countrymen that I think Brits will embrace the above.

Literally thought Richard Bacon was Pewdiepie. The absolute state of my life.

i'm on 40mg oxycodone, 275mg dihydrocodeine, 512mg codeine and pretty drunk desu. probably dead.

Thats just excessive. Its not a competition you know.
Moderation is key lad.

ididnt do it to compete. 40mg oxycodone does nothing for me so i went to 3 pharmacies within a 5min walk and bought paramol+co codamol and i was drunk anyway from 8am this morning so that just continued

Fair dos lad. You understand the theraputic virtues of pharma. We are kindred spirits. I can respect that. Just about to snort some buprenorphine myself desu.
youtu.be/4F9DxYhqmKw

>paracetomol and codeine
Zapain?

youtube.com/watch?v=qVu0lRfCnWw

probably a stronger prescribed mind...c ocodamol is just 1.50 a box and 8mg/500mg. 256mg per box. need at least 750mg for it to do anything and it stops getting you high around 400mg-600mg

>ust about to snort some buprenorphine myself desu.
patrician tier taste truly
very strong and left me weirdly drained after like smack

plus you have to literally OD on the paracetomol just to get a decent amount of the codeine in your system so your liver takes a battering. Unless you know to seperate it....
youtu.be/phWYWpu5KUQ

of course i know how to fucking seperate it. my liver would have died 100 times over by now if i didnt. ive used co codamol as a last resort for like 4 years now

i used to be able to get codeine linctus at the place near me which was 600mg pure a bottle when codeine did anything for me

bump

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A man after my own heart. I have a fucking mountain of the stuff too (prob close to 500mg) Welcome to come and join me for a snort if you can make it to the isle of wight tonight lad.

you're tempting me kek. i've got a friend in michigan who'd probably make the journey for that.

MILF conservative MP and contender for next PM.

It probably won't be her though. More likely to be Sajid Javid, the tories token Muslim or Jeremy Hunt.

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kek, remember Gees linctus lad? Fucking morphine in a cough syrup.

Offer remains open brother. Hit me up if your ever in the area.

So what is this about Trump & the Queen? I heard britbong anons saying he did everything correctly when meeting her. Can any bongs chime in? Just wondering is all

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yep, and J collis browne. Boots stills sells that actually, fiver a bottle for 20mg morphine so not really economic but its there... and they had opium cough syrups too. im surprised good old codeine is still there. australia banned it.

500mg might just be worth ditching work and that whole fiancee thing

why are you posting in the ALIVE paki thread ?
you should be posting in the DEAD paki thread

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piss off

Can I make a suggestion for foreign secretary?

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>Simon Cowell has better odds than Nige

Absolute state

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What’s going on lads?

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Any of you guys have videos of Indian girls getting railed by white cocks?

fuck all

you post some shit first to prove you're legit.

Sounds about right, no hilarious britpol antics then?

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Just kicked the shit out of my dog for stealing my sandwich while I was downstairs

Fucking cunt

no it was filled with intellectuals making productive and well constructed arguments

>non white
>woman
Why would a white person ever support her?

Jesus, I suppose it was Friday the 13th.

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what is the end result of Capitalism in 50 years time?

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All I know of is Priya Rai, but I jerked off to her long ago. I need a new girl.

Why prove legit? If I posted a link to a video on Jow Forums will i get banned?

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In know pubes irl

AMA

She is a fucking ugly whore, a fine example of how subhuman we have become.

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How about yo get the fuck off this board and kill yourself.

Literally in front of me now lad

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Sniff all of it up so you can OD and stop fucking posting.

thought you said rape not rail

howd you acquire them if it doesnt incriminate you too badly?

the left and right hand of politics

Corporatism. Corporations will control the consumerist masses and run society with AI robots.The good thing about this is that nearly everyone will be NEET on basic income, the bad thing is that the wealth gap will be astronomical with the elite trillionaire class hoarding 90-95% of all the wealth on the planet.

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Just gonna bump a couple of lines desu lad. My missus has work early else id prob be out on a night out with her instead of getting messy in front of the computer but as it is im stuck in and boredom has got the better of me.

You are a fucking degenerate piece of shit, you fucking know that?

Its all over amd I didn't chat to the fit girl

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t. has no hoard of subutex
who's the real piece of shit

Am pished da ba dee da ba dah

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>coerce oldschool (bit senile) gp years back into giving me a script on repeat
>slip though cracks in system because gud boi
>horde like fuck
Pretty much that desu

wow, a stupid fucking response, why did I expect that?

I have a missus and kids lad. I only get fucked up on occasions. Its you that is the stick in the mud you know. Does a man good to cut loose once in a while. Live a little bit lad. Puritans are insufferable. Go suck hitchens dick you square.

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>that the wealth gap will be astronomical with the elite trillionaire class hoarding 90-95% of all the wealth on the planet
Off the planet.
They won't be living among the humans once they start engineering their own bodies and minds to be superior
Pro-tip:Chinese ultra-rich are already doing regular infusions with stem cell cloned blood and invest in genetic engineering.

What's tje tucking point of anything desu senpai

Feel like pure shit just want him back x

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Never said I was a puritan, just that you are just fucking disgraceful and the fact you get high when you have fucking children is even fucking worse. You are actually a shitty human being and the fact you brought children into your dysfunctional, shitty life is completely immoral.

Rude

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lucky bastard. i prefer to stay away from anything like that in case i ever need pain killers. tolerance will be a bitch.

awww

Lads....

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>get back late from toil, already evening
>eat dinner after nine pm
>look forward to evening vidya
>hear shouting and fighting next door
>look out my window
>see neighbour's gf nervously pacing back and forth outside with her one year old daughter, unwilling to enter her own house where all the noise is coming from
>apparently her boyfriend was drinking with a friend of his and they started fighting
>long story short, violently drunk neighbour smashed up half the furniture in his flat and his friend's face
>ended up doing some basic first aid and driving neighbour's friend to the hospital to get stitched up
>neighbour's gf and daughter are sleeping in my guest bedroom as I type this

Too tired to vidya now. I hope I can get them to fuck off early tomorrow morning.

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