Dating a mormon

I never got serious with any Mormon girls. I left Mormonism before I lost my virginity. What I can tell you is that they just want to bang, but most will wait until marriage. Hence why they move so fast (a girl I grew up with met a stranger when she was 19 and was engaged to him one month later, married shortly after that)

damn it bro we want to know the cold hard facts about the mormon loins

What?
Mormon here. We don’t wear crosses. It’s against our religion. We don’t worship symbols.
Also AMA

Was it you or Jehovah witnesses that kick butt at basket ball?

If it's you, why?

Eyes too far apart. Inbred...

Mormons are the ones good at basketball. My church had a recreation room which also served as a basketball court. All we did as kids was play basketball & Boy Scouts.

i picture mormon families as having like 20 white kids in the country is that accurate

post eagle scout card, timestamp over name

Do you have a favorite NBA star.

I'm not from /sp/, honest.

Yes. Mormon believe that everyone has a spirit whether or not they have a body. It is our belief that to help spirits go to heaven, you must bring more children into the world in order to allow them to reach heaven

Never did Eagle Scouts, I stopped at Cub Scouts & then focused on football & school
Nah I myself don’t watch NBA

also here’s pew research about marriage rates

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Good for mormons. I'm a Christian myself who is planning on getting married and staying married with a super religious Filipino girl.

also, whenever i think of mormons i think of jeb bush supporters is that also accurate no offence

that's kinda neat. I'd wonder if there was some connection of that to abortion issues

That's the ideal, I'm not very religious but the Christian teaches have a lot of wisdom so I could easily live with it.

I said to meet for coffee, she legit said my house if it was more comfortable. maybe She said she was born into the religion so I would probably need to convert. I'm ready to hear her out, she how bat shit she really is.

cancel the plans and never speak to her again..dont get involved with cult people even for 1 coffee of for fun
tho i once was like you when a couple of Jehovah's milfs wanted to turn me...man i wish id retuned their calls

anyway dont stick it on crazy

Fuck bush but here’s mitt Romney’s family, he’s a mormon.
I hate his politics but he’s okay as a person.

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Mormons are anti-abortion so yes.
We are also anti-LGBT. Look up the suicide rates of gay people in Utah (land of the Mormons)
The suicide rates of gays is high as fuck because their families exile them lmaooooo

I haven't been to a church that didn't have a basketball court somewhere. Why do churches have them? Is it an American thing?

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She's probably on a mission and will bring a third party to help her witness to you.

enjoy your Stepford Wife, "Brother".

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My Mormon church pretty much doubled as a community center. We hosted Boy Scouts there too (not just for Mormons, but for everyone)
I’d imagine that churches in Europe are just normal churches because they’re 100s of years old
Here’s a pic of a Mormon temple

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I knew a couple. The wife was disowned by her own family after her husband cheated on her. They had a kid together, and no body would take her in.
Him cheating on her was a sign of failure of her as a wife.
That's the only thing I really know about Mormons.

>help her witness to you.
Come again?

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looks like the goddamn wizard of oz

>posts on pol but hates politics
Shouldn't pol be against your religion?
Shouldn't cussing be against your religion?

It's the cheapest sports arena to construct, requires almost no equipment, and can easily be played without full teams. Basically the same reason niggers play it so much.

The court can also double as a large venue if it is indoors.

>Him cheating on her was a sign of failure of her as a wife.
I thought they were into polygamy

well the mentally ill are not stable

>goddamn
more like godblessed

There are many more who are not. I'm pretty sure the whole it being illegal thing has a lot to do with it.

>Starts talking about basket ball in a thread about mormons
>Thinks OP is mormon
GTFO

Don't suppose you know what meant about bringing a third party to witness me?

Once you graduate from Mormon conversion school they send you on an all expenses paid trip somewhere around the world. If you honestly don't care about peddling the lies of the false prophet Joseph Smith or are an atheist anyway it is probably too good an opportunity to pass up.

You can probably convert a load of people by saying "look I know this is BS, but hey... free holiday!"

The wife(s) you can choose (women don't get a say in Mormon society) depend on how many people you have converted and how much money you earn, points are doubled if you do church work as well.

Oh. I’d also like to mention that Mormons have a deep connection to Anglo-Saxon culture. When they were killed by Protestants & Catholics in the east, they fled west & created their own state while the rest of america got GERMAN’D

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Mormons are some really solid people with an asinine religion. Convert her to Catholicism and raise a dozen kids.

you sure about that brother L'utu?

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OK.. Dating a Mormon.

Sex is out... You wont get any, don't even try. She's probably a virgin.

In the eyes of Mormons, commitment is a spiritual journey. She can only have sex after you are both married. Her parents are going to want her to be Married in the Temple. To get married in the Temple is no small affair. Her parents, family, and Bishop have sign off on the marriage. You will need to convert, gain temple recommendation, and prove to her family and the rest of the world that you are a true believer. Its not something you can half ass..

I don't want to be negative and hope you well. If she approached you she might be a Missionary. If she's a Missionary then I am sorry to tell you that you are stuck in the friend zone with no hope of escape. Her interest is motivated to convert you to her religion. If I am wrong, then great but keep it in mind.

Mormons absolutely believe in the traditional family however their are some roasties in the religion but not many. The religion is really weird and is like a cross section of Masonic ceremony with puritan religious beliefs.

After marriage. You are marrying a virgin. So heads up, its a cork that cant be re-corked again.

Here is tip at coffee tomorrow. Mormons do not drink Coffee or Tea. So ask her if she wants a fruit drink... It will show that you are interested in her religion.

She is possibly a missionary. A preacher of the Mormon church. They go across the world & convert people into the church of Jesus Christ.
They often go to different countries, stay for a long time & end up staying.

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Again i thought i've read up upon that it is practised therefore not taboo

Boy I tells ya, one morn, a fine woman came a knockin', hottest mother I'd like to fuck I'd seen in a coon's age! She's a preachin 'bout the mormons, told her I'm a christian too, of another church, I could see her gettin wettah an wettah the more I talked about thu LAWRD and how much He loves me, rubbin' her turtle through her pinstripe pantsuit, I coulda had her in for a coffee an her 'usban wouldn'a said a peep. Boy I tells ya...

>i'm christian too
I've got some news for you, user

Says the kike.

I was engaged to a mormon girl many years ag. Turned out to be a complete whore.

make sure you learn the electric slide.
that's the only dance Mormons know.

>Arranged to meet her tomorrow for coffee
kek'd

For god's sake, that's the joke.

>meet for coffee

is this a completely fabricated story or what?

Samoans are strong traditionalist people & I gurantee you’d never mock one who’s in the same building as you.
Polygamy is illegal in the US so the church does not allow it anymore.
Polygamy was a thing because a lot of Mormon men died while protecting their families from genocide. The women would then be assimilated into other Mormon families.
The Mormons were at war with the US military for a very long time
>pic related: Mormon Legion

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Read up on it. I'm sure they don't see it as a taboo, but it being illegal has had a lot to do with it.
It has to deal with them believing God no longer believes it is necessary. Also during the early years there were many more women joining, they believed it was what God wanted.
Either because it is illegal, or because of a different male/female ratio, they believe it to be a sign from God either way.

Sounds sweet as fuck but how bad is "Mormon conversion school" ? Scientology level brainwashing or bible school level?

She probably was a missionary, I'm sure she had on some type of lanyard. Still it's more about the type of girls in the religion, than this particular girl. Appreciate the advice.

The girl is a missionary. She'll order water or a shirley temple...

Jehova's witnesses are Moloch followers.

>Samoans are strong traditionalist people & I gurantee you’d never mock one who’s in the same building as you.

Cause they act like niggers and are protected by BS pro shitkin diversity laws?

Though indeed, the preacher daughter was an absolute piece. *sips coffee

you don't know what you're talking about and their foreign missions are extremely difficult and challenging, not a paid trip to the Bahamas.

>2018
>having cofefe with a morron

>I'm not very religious but the Christian teaches have a lot of wisdom so I could easily live with it.
Mormons are not Christians.

Id also like to mention most Mormons do not drink coffee because it contains caffeine, which is highly addictive.
Anything that’s highly addictive is seen as taboo

nice lie, mormons don't drink coffee
lying nigger pakistani

We are officially called “the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints”
How are you going to say we are not Christian LMAO.
Give more money to your pope.

mormons have to conceive when they fuck or somethin

Do it, she'll turn into an abyss of cocks about 5 years after she shits out your first downs baby, enjoy raising five Tyrones and one downie.

Mormon missionaries have to travel in pairs to make sure there's no sinning on a mission trip.

God doesn't fucking care about bad words. God isn't a kindergartener.

>how bad is "Mormon conversion school" ?

Sounds a bit happy clappy but fine as long as you can suspend your disbelief and also don't get paedoed (which as I am assuming you are too old for the teens version shouldn't be a problem for you)

Samoans can go the fuck home.

Sugar should fall into that category.

>meet her tomorrow
You mean meat her tomorrow

Thought it allowed in some states or they'd straight up ignored the law. Pretty sure i saw some documentary about polygamy in the US and they were some Mormon sect.
I used to watch a show called "big love" which was a fictitious story revolved around mormon polygamous family. Which kinda reaffirm my thought process that it was practiced

It’s really all about temperance. As long as you acknowledge that things are addictive & you use them in low amounts then it’s fine. Just don’t become addictive.

Christians believe in the Trinity, Mormons don't. Christians also don't believe God is a space alien.

This is the epitome of trumpiam thought. You literally have no idea what anything is or what you might do at any given time.

Yes there are Mormon families that live in polygamy communities & they’ve been kicked out of the church.
Also, it was against the rules of the Mormon church to allow niggers in the priesthood until the 1970s for legal reasons lmao

Keep believing propaganda told about us.
Mormons believe in the father, the son & the Holy Spirit.

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>family could tell instantly when I stopped believing
What happened next? I can't take the suspense!

It's not common, but it is definitely practiced. Most polygamists belong to breakaway sects and most mainstream Mormons are monogamous, but there are exceptions around.

People are people. There are some that whores, but not that many. The religious consequence of cheating or divorce, or breaking the rules are pretty severe. Because they have religion does not mean they do not have problems. It means they have more support mechanisms to address those problems.

Most of the women are gorgeous and its the Church's secret weapon (inside joke) in converting new members. Most of the women are honorable and want traditional values. The church in recent days has decided that women need a back up career just in case so they can assist the family financial difficulties.

When she starts talking to you leave polygamy conversation alone. Its sore spot with its followers. Ask her what the Word of Wisdom is.. It will get her excited..

If you have more questions post another thread and will try to answer you.

Good luck to you...

Kek we wuz Joseph's followers n shieet

Niggers have to be one of the most guilty fucks for cultural appropriation

Did they take it out already or is the bullet still inside her head?

Samoans act nothing like Niggers, Niggers run when their is a fight unless they have superior numbers. Somoans don't run nor do they get triggered like Niggers.

Dumbass. Pay attention in church.

mormon.org/blog/do-mormons-believe-in-the-trinity
>Mormons do not believe in the Trinity concept because it is not supported by scripture. It was not until the councils of Nicaea (AD 325) and Chalcedon (AD 451) that the doctrine of the Trinity was defined. The formal doctrine of the Trinity is not found in the New Testament because the idea was only introduced hundreds of years later. Mormons center their faith instead on the Godhead as three distinct personages as supported by scripture.

>Mormons believe that God the Father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost are three distinct personages. They are separate beings united in the purpose of bringing all of God’s children back to His presence, but They are not one singular being. Together They comprise the Godhead.

Christians also don't believe in prophets after Christ, or the contents of the Book of Mormon, Pearl of Great Price, or Doctrine and Covenants. The Book of Abraham is particularly silly and no one who takes it seriously has an opinion worth hearing.

Mormons had it right. They were the last religion in the U.S. to accept Niggers, which was 1977... Unlike the Christ cucks groups who were forced to accept in 1965.

Unless they are a forigen mission to the Bahamas, of course.

Nobody said you won't have to work, but converting people is easy if you choose the right people, it's just the mormon church and other evangelist groops like the JWs want nice rich middle class or rich converts with few issues. A homeless person will go along with anything you say in exchange for food and a roof over their head.

>18 years

It doesn't count in your childhood. Even teenage years it gets iffy to count it. Really good priests and mentors know this and can transition those questions of yours correctly. Most are not really good though.

When you hit adulthood you start to think strongly about God again.

Kikes always like to claim that anyone who's religious or conservative is secretly more depraved than they are. They did this with Catholic school girls. When promise rings were a thing they spread rumors that girls wearing them took it in the ass since "that didn't count". They produced tons of porn featuring women dressed up as nuns (as if you've ever seen a nun hot enough to fuck).

It's all gaslighting designed to undermine anything that opposes the degeneracy they push. Don't fall for it.

They can stand their ground all they want, in Samoa.

>they don’t believe in the holy trinity
>they just believe in the holy trinity
What did he mean by this

Nonsense. Crosses aren't against the religion. Prove me wrong with a source. The reason we don't wear crosses is because we remember Christ not for His death but for His resurrection. That and because we don't honor the means by which (((they))) had Him killed by. You must be a LARP.