YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO TELL ME WHY THE U.S. SHOULD NOT NUKE YOU

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Because I am in control of all the nukes in florida and despite my desire for the US to recognize myself as the King of Florida, or the Burger King, I do not want to kill you all. I want you as trade partners.

Try it boy.

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Because if I die we won't be able to nuke everyone else first

I'd say nuking us would be a terrible idea. Why the hell would you nuke one of your own states?

>pic from a war you lost is supposed to be intimidating
Kek. I like the south but you guys are completely delusional about the war

I LIVE HERE

>pic from a war you lost is supposed to be intimidating

You had every advantage imaginable and came within a hair's length of losing.

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Bunda

Fair enough. I don't know enough of the history to adequately debate you

That would be like anuda shoah.
Also we kinda hold you by the balls, so don’t make us squeeze them.

We need a Russiabro to weigh in, stat.

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Chicago despite her warts is in top 10 cities in the world by gpb
No bully please

The south would never have won over time but the theory of "only internal rebellion can stop the US" still rings true

sopa de macaco

um deleite muito saboroso, não é?

you would be nuked in retaliation by russia

show some bunda and maybe you wont die

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Here in Germany we have a city called Hamburg. You wouldn’t want to be responsible for the death of 1.7 million hamburgers would you?

We also have a city called Frankfurt, and you wouldn’t want to kill hundreds and thousands of frankfurters would you? How else would you enjoy a baseball game.

you`d miss us you wanker.

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uma delícia, por assim dizer

you will pay kike

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Shale has made the US energy independent for the next 50 years min, we couldn't give a shit about the ME anymore and that includes the vampire squid. The Saudis figured it out already, why haven't you?

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Because we are whiter than you

because you don't have the balls.