/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FRIDAY 13TH EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Lots of slide threads this week, shills are out in force. Hopefully some of the regulars can keep this thread alive into Real Robert Hours.

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So far its just traffic and minor disputes.

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Missing or expired plate. Boring.
1623 is gambling in the street. That could be interesting.

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>gambling in the street.

As soon as Tyrone looses that'll turn into a bloodbath.

Last night there was some pretty good coonery but I couldn't keep the thread alive. It was slid in about 5 minutes. Not sure what's happening but the bait/shill thread count here is fucking brutal.

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Battery in progress!
I hope this thread picks up. No shots fired so far.

Tonight's forecast.

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Optimal chimpout weather.

>walking down the alley with a knife in his hand

>Female yelling in the alley "not touch me"

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It's still early. Shit will start jumping off in the next hour.

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>turning people away at the party
>not breaking it up yet

This has potential.

bump

>husband is threatening to kill himself and other people
>punching holes in the wall

>man playing with himself in the hotel window

Three nights in a row.

Joliet reporting in. How we doing roberts?

Wednesday night was jumping on CPD. I wonder if Male Black is saving his ammo for tomorrow?

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>three male hispanics trying to break into a house

>>man playing with himself in the hotel window

The hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.

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>shots fired; male hispanic shot complainant and ran

>TWO TO THREE
>TWO TO THREE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

>battery in progress, W 34th Place, two males in the alley fighting

Evening boys. I miss anything good?

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>[interference noise intensifies]

>2 to 3 shots fired

Ah ah ah

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>intoxicated female in cab with a child, refusing to exit

>garbage can on fire

>DUI in progress
>plastic garbage can on fire
>intoxicated woman in cab with child, won't leave
>fireworks

Nigger in a hotel window playing with himself (again)... third time this week he's made the scanner.

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>shots fired by the police

Here we go.

>shots fired by police

>homeless couple fighting outside the bathroom at montrose beach; male threatened to stab female, female threw sand in male's eyes

>homeless couple fighting
>male threatened to stab female
>female through sand in his eyes
POCKET SAND

is BLM about to have a chimp out???

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>is BLM about to have a chimp out???

No, this is just a slow Friday evening in African America

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Probably not going out because it's the 13th. Superstition is a bitch.

Do you have any more comfy pics like that?

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>extreme high rate of speed, no plates, headed southbound

>intoxicated male hispanic, on the platform, file rolling

jajaja

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sexy sounding dispatch

>Do you have any more comfy pics like that?

I wish I did. Only found that one here last week. Very comfy and we need more.

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>[interference noise intensifies]

>open DCFS case, father is intoxicated, young child on scene

>GUYS WATCH YOUR KEYS

>watch yo keys!

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Check your damn keys.

>accident, lake and st. louis, male motorist, intoxicated, no description of vehicle

Did someone just awoo on frequency?

>6 to 8 shots fired

>SIX TO EIGHT
>SIX TO EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>6 to 8 shots fired
ah ah ah

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>battery, male hispanic beating female hispanic in the alley

>offender inside a firehouse

>missing seven(teen?)-year-old, 90-100 lbs, female black, last seen about an hour ago

Scratch that, she's definitely seven. Three feet tall.

>sex offense other, guy exposing himself out a window

>sex offense other

Welcome to Real Robert Hours, lads.

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>sex offense other
>dude exposing himself in a window

>aunt busted her in the face with a bottle
>and she is pregnant

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>chinese slamming car door again, in the parking lot

>male black, threw soda on the complainant

>23 and sacrmento, possibly intoxicated, male hispanic, caller said was "acting weird"

>male white, passed out in the doorway, fire is NOT rolling

>multiple shots fired, nothing further

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>male white, homeless, thin, 5'6", seems out of it, wandering around, almost got hit by a car

>stalled vehicle that needs to be pushed out of the way; we have fireworks after the [white sox] game tonight

>gonna open all traffic closures on Grand; officers will remain posted

>battery in progress, two intoxicated male patrons fighting inside the bar, refusing to leave

>battery in progress, large group of people fighting

YO!

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Sounds like a rough equivalent to the infamous Max Headroom incident, though that was on TV

Somebody played a Hitler speech

Yeah, just substantially fewer people were directly affected by this one, so it's not gonna be remembered nearly as long.

interesting.... both in chicago

>If you're not over there already, you don't need to go
I think I just missed something

>CHECK YO KEYS, ROBERTS

>someone was causing a disturbance
>now he's taking his clothes off
>black manlet

the macho man?

>male black taking his clothes off

Naked savages when we found them, 30 generations in the white man's world and still naked savages.

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>OOH YEAH
Oh god no.

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WHAT"D YOU SAY BOUT MY BROTHER!

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morning, Roberts

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Windy city smoke-out??

>all units assigned to the windy city smoke-out have been released

Morning Justin. How is it in Moose Jaw?

Calm down robert, it's a barbecue festival

>barbecue

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fucking white knight security guard

>male in the shower with a young child
>male has his private parts out

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>acting hostile because they won't be served more alcohol, said they'll be waiting outside for them when they close to beat them up
>place closes in 20 minutes
damn, I was checking to see if you meant our PM - I wish he'd be in on these threads, though it also would be out of character for him.
Toronto suburbs here - nice right now.

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>shots fired
>male hispanic was shooting at a white car that was shooting at him
>white male hispanic fled down pulaski

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>rolling gun battle

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16 rounds! so much for a controlled pair

>CCW carrier
>Fired 16 rounds into attacking vehicle!

>the caller is at belmont and pulaski
>he returned fire at the silver acura
>has a conceal and carry license
>shot about 16 rounds into the car
>pay attention for any hospital calls

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