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>>Same feed with ambient music:
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Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
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>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
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homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
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>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
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>>Police Codes:
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/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FRIDAY 13TH EDITION
Lots of slide threads this week, shills are out in force. Hopefully some of the regulars can keep this thread alive into Real Robert Hours.
So far its just traffic and minor disputes.
Missing or expired plate. Boring.
1623 is gambling in the street. That could be interesting.
>gambling in the street.
As soon as Tyrone looses that'll turn into a bloodbath.
Last night there was some pretty good coonery but I couldn't keep the thread alive. It was slid in about 5 minutes. Not sure what's happening but the bait/shill thread count here is fucking brutal.
Battery in progress!
I hope this thread picks up. No shots fired so far.
Tonight's forecast.
Optimal chimpout weather.
>walking down the alley with a knife in his hand
>Female yelling in the alley "not touch me"
It's still early. Shit will start jumping off in the next hour.
>turning people away at the party
>not breaking it up yet
This has potential.
bump
>husband is threatening to kill himself and other people
>punching holes in the wall
>man playing with himself in the hotel window
Three nights in a row.
Joliet reporting in. How we doing roberts?
Wednesday night was jumping on CPD. I wonder if Male Black is saving his ammo for tomorrow?
>three male hispanics trying to break into a house
>>man playing with himself in the hotel window
The hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.
>shots fired; male hispanic shot complainant and ran
>TWO TO THREE
>TWO TO THREE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
>battery in progress, W 34th Place, two males in the alley fighting
Evening boys. I miss anything good?
>[interference noise intensifies]
>2 to 3 shots fired
Ah ah ah
>intoxicated female in cab with a child, refusing to exit
>garbage can on fire
>DUI in progress
>plastic garbage can on fire
>intoxicated woman in cab with child, won't leave
>fireworks
Nigger in a hotel window playing with himself (again)... third time this week he's made the scanner.
>shots fired by the police
Here we go.
>shots fired by police
>homeless couple fighting outside the bathroom at montrose beach; male threatened to stab female, female threw sand in male's eyes
>homeless couple fighting
>male threatened to stab female
>female through sand in his eyes
POCKET SAND
is BLM about to have a chimp out???
>is BLM about to have a chimp out???
No, this is just a slow Friday evening in African America
Probably not going out because it's the 13th. Superstition is a bitch.
Do you have any more comfy pics like that?
>extreme high rate of speed, no plates, headed southbound
>intoxicated male hispanic, on the platform, file rolling
jajaja
x
sexy sounding dispatch
>Do you have any more comfy pics like that?
I wish I did. Only found that one here last week. Very comfy and we need more.
>[interference noise intensifies]
>open DCFS case, father is intoxicated, young child on scene
>GUYS WATCH YOUR KEYS
>watch yo keys!
Check your damn keys.
>accident, lake and st. louis, male motorist, intoxicated, no description of vehicle
Did someone just awoo on frequency?
>6 to 8 shots fired
>SIX TO EIGHT
>SIX TO EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>6 to 8 shots fired
ah ah ah
>battery, male hispanic beating female hispanic in the alley
>offender inside a firehouse
>missing seven(teen?)-year-old, 90-100 lbs, female black, last seen about an hour ago
Scratch that, she's definitely seven. Three feet tall.
>sex offense other, guy exposing himself out a window
>sex offense other
Welcome to Real Robert Hours, lads.
>sex offense other
>dude exposing himself in a window
>aunt busted her in the face with a bottle
>and she is pregnant
>chinese slamming car door again, in the parking lot
>male black, threw soda on the complainant
>23 and sacrmento, possibly intoxicated, male hispanic, caller said was "acting weird"
>male white, passed out in the doorway, fire is NOT rolling
>multiple shots fired, nothing further
>male white, homeless, thin, 5'6", seems out of it, wandering around, almost got hit by a car
>stalled vehicle that needs to be pushed out of the way; we have fireworks after the [white sox] game tonight
>gonna open all traffic closures on Grand; officers will remain posted
>battery in progress, two intoxicated male patrons fighting inside the bar, refusing to leave
>battery in progress, large group of people fighting
YO!
Sounds like a rough equivalent to the infamous Max Headroom incident, though that was on TV
Somebody played a Hitler speech
Yeah, just substantially fewer people were directly affected by this one, so it's not gonna be remembered nearly as long.
interesting.... both in chicago
>If you're not over there already, you don't need to go
I think I just missed something
>CHECK YO KEYS, ROBERTS
>someone was causing a disturbance
>now he's taking his clothes off
>black manlet
the macho man?
>male black taking his clothes off
Naked savages when we found them, 30 generations in the white man's world and still naked savages.
>OOH YEAH
Oh god no.
WHAT"D YOU SAY BOUT MY BROTHER!
morning, Roberts
Windy city smoke-out??
>all units assigned to the windy city smoke-out have been released
Morning Justin. How is it in Moose Jaw?
Calm down robert, it's a barbecue festival
>barbecue
fucking white knight security guard
>male in the shower with a young child
>male has his private parts out
>acting hostile because they won't be served more alcohol, said they'll be waiting outside for them when they close to beat them up
>place closes in 20 minutes
damn, I was checking to see if you meant our PM - I wish he'd be in on these threads, though it also would be out of character for him.
Toronto suburbs here - nice right now.
>shots fired
>male hispanic was shooting at a white car that was shooting at him
>white male hispanic fled down pulaski
>rolling gun battle
16 rounds! so much for a controlled pair
>CCW carrier
>Fired 16 rounds into attacking vehicle!
>the caller is at belmont and pulaski
>he returned fire at the silver acura
>has a conceal and carry license
>shot about 16 rounds into the car
>pay attention for any hospital calls