Powerful
>Kenobi
Lol
She has the high ground
No girl wants to be a general. All girls want to be a princess.
who was Xena Warrior Princess
came here to post this
not in the liberal mind. liberals are cancer and need to all die.
Who was Red Sonja.
I see what you did there.
Lol some how Buffy and the Charm girls weren’t strong independent women
I'm so tired of this "lack of representation" the dumb broads are always going on about. Like anons before me; Xena, Red Sonja, Black Widow, Sue Storm, etc. The list goes on but no lets not bring up any of those examples because that's not the mainstream.
Do Millenial's memory totally reset every 5 years or something?
Why are these people so dumb?
Maybe girls like princesses
good God how long has it been since I watched that, still remember her throwing her chakram around.
>t. 30yr old boomer
I wanted to be a fairy and go on zelda esque adventures. does that count as a general or a princess?
Natalie Portman just had a hardish scifi movie come out called Annihilation. 4 or 5 women military training using rifles to defend themselves on a mission into a fuck up place that defies the laws of physics.
Pretty good movie and actually girl power without the bullshit that wouldn't be possible. No one gave a shit is bombed at the box office.
never liked xena. I think the name made her sound funny and her outfit looked stupid.
They only know pop culture from the last 5 years. They bitch like they know history but they know diddly jack shit
That movie was boring and shitty pseudointellectualism with wank characters and awful music. Literally just some lame ass "humans suck" message too like Ex Machina by the same guy
never liked this either, but that was because I wanted a vampire girl heroine and all I got was this shitty spike.
otherwise acknowledged it as perfect teen fantasy b8. I still cant understand why a legion of female gamers haven't flooded /tg/ because of this but I guess the reek of permavirgin caused most of them to stay away.
cheers my fellow boomer
this sounds awesome I shoudl watch it with a friend of mine.
spending hours in front of the TV watching Xena gave me a amazonian fetish
it warped my fragile young mind
Counts as fairy, ya fairy
Princesses outrank generals.
Why is Kenobi there?
I know right avengers is much better lol xDd
>Sarah Connor
>Xena
>She-ra
>Sonja Red
>Iman in "Connan" (cant remember the name of the character.)
>Brigitte Nielsen (all her movies)
yeah... nothing happened till 2015.
Cool assumptions there.
I don't like Marvel movies but that doesn't mean your dull, hipster faux-intellectual art movie trash is good. The characters were shit, the plot was thin, the progression was slow, the message was nothing new or interesting, it was not a good movie. It was extremely mediocre.
I had a lifesize cutout of cena and every season on tape when I was 6. Good times, many early boners.
> IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGHER CHROMOSOMES
> YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY CHROMOSOMES
You aren’t wrong I just don’t like the way you talk, boy. People who use the term “pseudointellectualism” are pseudointellectuals
they dont command an army.
They can command the generals that command the army.
>Tina Turner in Mad Max
Grace Jones, not Iman.
How fucking thin-skinned and presumptuous are you to think that? Maybe you need to get a grip, retard. Sometimes things actually are pseudointellectual, pretentious, whatever, like that crappy movie.
pretty sure they get to marry the prince and shut the fuck up actually.
true. She was hot as fuck in there.
Sorry about that brother.
zelda didn't go on adventures ya princess
Do you get your education on royalty from Disney movies
And like you
This is a general, faggot.
this unironically
Amazon general there was a retard, she took melee fighters into range or guns and lost %25 or more of her troops and died herself, they easily could have stayed on the cliff and shot arrows to whittle them down first
>who was Buffy
>who was Nikita the Femme Fatale
Bitches, I swear.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one
Nah, I backed up my assertion. I didn't call it pseudointellectual and leave it at that. I explained why it was a weak movie.
You then responded to my post, an anonymous, random internet man's post, with "XD YOU LIKE MARVEL MOVIES MORE RIGHT?!" Something extremely presumptuous with no relation to anything I said. I further explained my opinion on the movie, and you responded by going "I don't like the way you talk, boy" and threw out more presumptions. How fucking weak of a man are you, that you consider yourself an intellectual but all you have is whining about tone and words while simultaneously writing like an arrogant shithead?
You are a brainlet, my friend. Everything I said was about the movie. Everything you said was taking offense at words I used and making assumptions. Like some woman. You are pathetic and intellectually deficient, and I feel bad for you because you somehow still believe that you are "the smart guy." You're not. You're a thin-skinned retard who is emblematic of everything he hates, lacking in any kind of self-introspection. We're done here, I will keep you in my prayers.
So? what should I say? Link esque adventures?
the game is called zelda. no one cares about adventures of lincoln
Whats the deal with Canadians being faggots
Is it something in the maple syrup?
wait so obiwan is a dike noa ?
ironically, princess fiona
no, which is why I doubt.jpg princesses had any influence on the military unless the king and prince where both disposed.
ohhh, i wonder. is barbarella a strong independent woman?
found it cut scene of Valaria as a pit fighter
WAKANDAAAAAAAAAAA
Turn in your two zeroes in your post ID faggot. Xena is too good for you.
Unacceptable.
>Hello there
Gabby Hot Xena Not
>heacock
>not girlcock
ill pass tyvm
as cute as she was, her whole innocent lesbian thing was lame. any male would completely allow xena to dominate them
Place ware i worked once had a life sized Xena standee with voice and a motion detector so it did the Xena yell when some one opened the door. They offered it to me but i was hot for Gabby
>caring enough to write that much
You are a weapon of mass autism lmao
They're both hot as shit.
Anyone who says otherwise is gay.
Also Lucy's tits in Salem are amazing for her age and Lucy in Ash vs Evil Dead is pretty amazing.
Hello there!
The more cloths she lost the less I liked Gabby, I like her season 1 best when she was like a nerdy girl
I said can. They absolutely could have influence over generals. Politics sure is hard right princess
being exposed to a fetish for the first time isn't having your mind warped
you don't acquire fetishes you just realize you have them
Next you’ll say people are born gay. People aren’t born with foot fetishes or piss fetishes, Jesus Christ what a retarded thing to say
Okay, first of all depishit, most people don't know what fetishes they have until sexual maturity so of course people aren't born knowing what kink they have.
Second, you actually think that your brain chemistry is altered by seeing something on TV? How dumb are you?
Do you think fetishes are brain chemistry? Is your IQ the temperature of the North Pole?
woem nare so pathetic they have to look up to fictional characters
sounds like what you should do
except dykes with penis envy
It's brain physiology including your brain chemistry, naturally. You keep reaching for zingers instead of making actual arguments like a worthless pleb.
well well you made it as far as fairy...tell you what, i'll get my wooden sword and you can accompany me into the forest on a quest to find the magic herb that will ...well....it won't do shit but we need it for some reason. also i'm gonna fuck yer mouf and call you a faggot.
>Phantom Menace was released 19 years ago
Does Jow Forums know the safe word?
OK Summer McNiggress
>Looking up to a jedi
>implying a generation of whores and nerds will procreate
The people on twitter who are getting stalked by polacks for threads like this have a mean IQ of ~95, the attention span of a toaster and a general shallowness that would put the baltic sea to shame
this pisses me off more than anything. i've lived through over 3 decades of female empowerment and had "grrrll power" media forced down my throat as a kid, and this shit started at least 2 decades before i was born. quit trying to act like its the fucking 50's.
>annihilation
>good
no not really, it was kinda a waste of time and I wouldnt watch again
>You keep reaching for zingers instead of making actual arguments
well played user well played
> can't motivate oneself without cape heroes
this latest generation is a pathetic failure
>nigger is a spearchucker
lol
it was a bad movie... predictable plot and cliched ending
Finally, strong female characters!
Has there ever been a single successful female general in history?
Most female monarchs didn't take the field themselves. Of those who did, I can't think of a single one who won battles. Boudica comes to mind, but all she managed was to sack a town and then get massacred by the Roman-British legions.
Anyone know of a female general who was actually effective in real life?