Why the FUCK didn't we vote for Ted bros?
Why the FUCK didn't we vote for Ted bros?
I did
Cruz missiles ignite
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I did, even though it was all but over by my state's primary.
Because he ate a booger on live tv.
Also zodiac.
Jow Forums was for Ted during the elections before Trump vowed to build the wall.
I hated Rato but now I kinda like him. To bad he is about to lose Texas
Honestly... that would've worked out fine.
Whoops.
In a perfectly ironic universe, Jeb Bush would have won and been, unironically, one of the best presidents in history.
Oh well.
Oh wow I thought you were talking about the senate races for a sec. There's an obvious reason why people didn't like cruz, it's because he's a fuckin shill.
Because he's a Cuckservative henchman for the Globalists.
He's for open borders, whilst pretending to not be. He was handing out teddy bears down there to illegals crossing the Southern border before Trump made it uncool to be a CivNat cuck faggot.
Hes youngish when bnb it comes to politics hell prob run again after tru.ps second term and I'll vote for him then, hes pretty neocon but hes been really coming around under this trump presidency and has become a lot more team trump and I honestly just like the guy he really seems alright whenever I see him in stuff
Checked! Sparta?!!
IKR? who wouldn't vote for an apostle-king anointed to oversee the end-times transfer of wealth
Because he's a fucking leaf?
Is there really any reason at all to think jeb would have done a good job or is that also part of the meme because I really saw nothing out of that dude hes so boring and unlikable that it made me honestly wish the other brother was running again and I hate that coke fueled duck more than you understand
plot twist: america is mexico
he proposed to create american bases here.
Because.
His destiny will be to become the 2nd Lion of the Senate when he repeals Ted Kennedy's treasonous immigration act of 1964.
Cruz is a loyal lover of the foreskin eaters.
Ted Cruz booed off stage at Middle East Christian meeting.
((subtle kek))
Proof? why is Trump not doing the same though?
Ted was just too weak
We needed a real alpha to shake things up
Sending troops is not the same as opening a military base on a foreign country, learn to read your own article.
Ted Cruz is a jackass.
He talks a big game but he's just a typical mouthy politician who doesn't get things done.
I hate that this man is one of my state's senators.
And yes, I generally vote Republican. Mostly because I can't stand liberals.
It galls me that my only alternative to him in the upcoming election is Beto Orourke.
there may have been an issue with him straying from the truth during the campaign phase
would this cuck have destroyed the EU?
fuck no
Me too.
Bullshit.
Jow Forums went after Cruz harder than they went after Hillary because he was Trump's only real competition. At no point was there ever any real support for him on Jow Forums
Well first of all he could not win, rule one of being president of the United States is that you have to be born in America Ted "the zodiac" Cruz is a fucking leaf. I still don't understand how he was even allowed to run.
Because he wouldn't kick the shit skins out, and that's what I want.
because he had even smaller odds of beating Hillary
Ted was the only major candidate that would have lost to Hillary. His brand of social conservatism is just too far out of touch.
Rubio, Kasich and Bush would have both won.
>Why the FUCK didn't we vote for Ted bros?
He wasn't ready. But he will be in 2024 and we sure as hell will support him to glorious victory.