THE shame of staggeringly drunk Brits having sex in the streets in front of Spanish children has triggered a new raft of get tough laws aimed at ending “holidays of excess” in Spain.
Mallorca's upmarket capital of Palma has become the latest holiday destination to join the crackdown on anti-social behaviour with a raft of new rules for tourists.
The city's council yesterday approved a "Regulation Ordinance for the civic use of public spaces to improve coexistence in leisure areas".
Councillor for security, Angelica Pastor said: "This ordinance will not solve all the problems but gives tools to the police to work on. We hope that it helps to improve coexistence in the main leisure areas."
Complaints from locals about tourists largely from Britain, Germany and France have included mass drunkenness, public nudity, and even couples copulating in the streets apparently oblivious to children in the vicinity.
>The behavior has been so obnoxious that local militia style gangs have taken matters into their own hands on occasion.
Palma's Mayor, Antoni Noguera said: "We will tackle excess tourism and these new regulations will help to improve our image."
The regulations allow the creation of Zones of Special Tourist Interest (ZEIC) to act more forcefully in various entertainment areas.
The new rules clampdown on so-called bottle parties in the street and on "hate crimes" where local residents might take matters into their own hands against rowdy tourists.
But the main onslaught is against alcohol which the city regards as the main evil behind anti-social problems and rowdiness.
The Mayor said: "This ordinance has the object of intervention against the tourism of excesses that makes alcohol its main activity and that causes a bad image of Palma."
He has appealed to all tourists to "act responsibly" and respect Palma as a tourist destination, "We must all be part of the solution," he added.
The new zones will allow the police to act with greater force against disturbances.
The Mayor said: "We have some blackspots in Palma that we can put in quarantine. We have allocated many resources to Playa de Palma and this ordinance is a very powerful tool to improve the destiny."
The new rules prohibit:
• Balconing
• The sale of alcoholic drinks between midnight and 8am if it is for consumption outside the premises and not in terraces or in commercial establishments
• Bottle parties in the streets
• Using vehicles as a support for the sale of food products and beverages to the public thoroughfare - these vehicles may be confiscated
• Walking around topless unless in the immediate beach environment or stripping off or "flashing"
Cooper Price
The sale or promotion of laughing gas or any publicity which leads to its use
• Carry out street sales individually or in groups in any of the places public or private spaces of public gatherings
• Consumption of alcoholic beverages by minors in the public space
• The encouragement or organisation of pub crawling or party boats
• Perform any sexual act which might be visible to children
• Carry out a sexual act on the public thoroughfare, in the presence of people who can see it visually
• Carry out unauthorised peddling of any type of alcoholic beverages
Breaches will be punishable by fines of between 100 and 3,000 euros depending on the severity.
However, police will have the right to decide the level of an immediate on-the-spot fine if they feel it is appropriate.
Jack Ross
its the lower class in the uk, the chavs and neds and gypsie council house trash
they ruin everything
Jason Cox
Got me meem loicense this mowning. Workers bin rand n hooked up the CCTV so the plod kno I'm not up to no gud.
Jayden Barnes
In hospital getting xrays for rocks in gaping holes
Lincoln Long
Brit tourists are scum. In France they behave like shit too.
We send our worst there, every cold nation has some equivalent where their shitty youth go to get blasted in the sun. We just have a genetically distinct working class who can be seen from a mile away by their pig noses and round shape.
Brayden Morgan
I'd feed that cunt to a tank full of sharks
Ayden Torres
All the French tourists and students I've met shame everyone with their promiscuity and drug use. The british drink a tonne but don't get around nearly as much as the french, which is preferable seeing as the most dangerous outcome of drinking is wanton sex. Thisis backed up by figures of average age of first sex, average numbers of partners and infidelity rates all being much worse in france than the UK.
Ethan Young
>they ruin everything
they ruin it here, but we are used to them. I feel sorry for people abroad.
Robert Cruz
Nice, some decency for that fucking Sodoma
Hunter Morgan
Stop sending french passport niggers to london please
Jonathan Morgan
>local militia style gangs have taken matters into their own hands BASEDO
Literally a music student meme. Tried it once when i was having a colonoscopy and all it did was give things a purple hue and trust me i was chugging it down because i had a pole up my ass.
>Tried it once when i was having a colonoscopy And someone who 'tried' morphine while suffering from stomach cancer is the go-to source for experiences on heroin
Laughing gas is fun as fuck, and has no downsides so long as you don't do it everyday and deplete your B2 or strap a gas mask to your mouth. The biggest downside is the steel canisters need to be recycled.
Brandon Davis
It’s not the first nor the last time these disgusting drunken bongs have shown heir degeneracy in public; absoluetly no shame. Dubai remembers.
The Brits work hard each year to keep their worst tourist award away from the Chinese and Russians.
Angel Clark
I lost my virginity in Magaluf. Good times.
Grayson Cook
These British fuckers still think they own whole world. But in reality they do not own even Britain anymore. British tourist are worst. Get drunk, act like they fucking Royal Family in every pub or club, puke everywhere, leave hotel rooms ruined and than return to plain. I realy hope muslims will replace them all.
Aaron Fisher
they'd probably throw it right back at you
James Jackson
blame ryanair
Nathaniel Lee
Same.
Ayden Gonzalez
user you dont understand. Once they get EU residence a lot of africans move to the UK because they see it as better for non-white people. Somalis did it in droves from the netherlands
Leo Martin
Trump should invade Britain.
Elijah Morales
I mean you could always just shoot at them so it doesn't happen
Lived in the Czech republic for erasmus. Visited Prague, can confirm how shit they are.
t. European in UK
Andrew Morgan
It amazes me how many people genuinely don't know how uniquely retarded, degenerate and scummy the Anglo underclass's are. Anglos are a bipolar race in terms of intelligence and their underclass folk are notorious for ruining holiday destinations, they cause all kinds of problems in Thailand too.
Lucas Cox
In a way, I wish that they'd come to the US. That way, American normies might finally learn that you're not a bunch of posh, well-spoken, very fine ladies and gentlemen. Because the Anglophilia here sometimes gets really fucking annoying.
Dylan Thomas
The middle class druggie liberals are pretty terrible as well.
Cooper Gonzalez
>couples copulating in the streets apparently oblivious to children in the vicinity Implying sex is something children should not know about.
Christopher Gonzalez
They behave like this everywhere. In Portugal, Spain, Croatia, France and so on. Their women are out control, promiscuous, trashy and loud.
Jordan Cox
That's fine I'll just take my money elsewhere to a country that actually wants it, I'm on holiday and if I want to get drunk and fuck a girl on the beach then I'm well within my rights to as that is what I'm paying you piella fuckers for
Ryan Martin
Agreed , brit women really are a coddled cancer , need to start beating them tbqh
William Powell
>Be country >Want to attract tourists >Want to attract as many tourists as you can >Flights are cheap, beer is cheer, accommodation is cheer >Surprised when you get the poorest types who give no fucks aslong as they're drunk
Landon Collins
>I'm well within my rights to No - you're not. Thats the point. Its the law. And just basic decency
Brandon Anderson
Did you even read it? it says British, French and German mostly.
Jayden Sanders
You got a loicense for all that salt?
Alexander Jones
L E A F
Evan Sanders
This , me and my parents have always shown utmost respect to all countries we've visited , it's a shame British people are getting a name for these gross actions.
Spain doesn’t have children just jungloids and sand niggers mixed to various proportions.
Brayden Williams
UK needs to fuck off Europe for good already. Then get fucking nuked. It's a garbage country for garbage people, let's get to recycling.
Carter Peterson
Only EU cucks go to those places, of course they will act in degenerate ways, its normal to them.
Camden Wood
Yeah - please note ; its the poorest chaviest types who act like this. They do it here also. They are just fucking envious of anyone who has it better than them and anywhere that looks nicer, so instead of striving to improve their own situation or communities, they just ruin others.
Every workplace has to deal with the lower classes and they are just a constant problem.
Bentley Allen
>We send our worst there. Do you? Where is that mytical better part of Britain? Muh. Working class. This is pathetic. I think you are done as nation. But that is actualy good thing. Too bad millions of teen girls will end as sexslaves for their muslim masters. But that is your choice. You refuse to deal with it.
Josiah Torres
When I go to Austria, Italy, Corsica, Norway, France and so on I enjoy myself. I’m well behaved and generally act responsibly.
If I’m going to Spain or Greece I’m going to act like an animal because the people are not worth respecting and the country is a toilet, which is why it’s so cheap to go there and get loaded up on Carling in the first place.
The only countries that complain about British tourists are ones where we rightfully treat them as subhumans.
Robert Rogers
You can't build an economy based on tourism for chavs then complain you don't get a higher class of person visiting. They started this with their cheap drinks, flights and promoting of degeneracy and now they don't like it they think they can just stop it. It's fine anyway me and the boys are hitting eastern Europe next, it's cheaper the birds are fitter and a whore is a tenner for anal.
Brandon Stewart
This is fine. Stupid working class shitters that have to get their dirt cheap holidays because they're too dumb to appreciate the beauty of the country they live in deserve to be shot. Moronic drunken wretches.
Levi Cooper
Behold. A true british fag
Carson Flores
That's for the parents to decide.
Daniel Ross
It isn’t. I’m very well off and if I find myself in a tip, I’m not going to pretend it’s anything more. They don’t deserve it.
Do you know why people go to Spain? Because it’s cheap, cheaper than a train ticket in the UK, and you can get a week of doing what you want there for about a weeks wage for the average person. It’s a bargain basement country. Nothing there is of note or interest which is why it exists solely on tourism. No one with their head screwed on the right way treats it with anything other than contempt. Same with Greece. Who cares, really, that some wop waiter gets glassed by Darren or that Barry crashes a jet ski into a pier?
They brought it on themselves.
David Cooper
>Brits >In Spain
I have no excuses to give you worth a damn, it's very hot and everything is very cheap. >Even the women >Also fuck Spain in general for trying to come after our beautiful monkey rock, stay fucked.
Nothing like taking a video of some posh upper class fresher slag taking 9 dicks in a row totally raw then sending the vid to her dad on Facebook.
Caleb Bailey
Cringe , hope you fuck a coal burner and get superaids tbqh mate , you deserve it for being such a nigger yourself.
Asher Flores
Extremely aroused by the visible spin. I want to lick it.
Christopher Sanchez
Well I've done morphine several times when in hospital and i can absolutely see the pleasure of it. If a drug requires you to be "in the mindset" or it doesn't work then it's not a good drug. If i drink half a bottle of vodka it doesn't matter if im up for being drunk, ill be wasted regardless
Ethan Reed
Spain should be grateful that British tourists are only having sex in front of children in Spain, in SEA they're having sex WITH children.
Ryan Ramirez
Let’s not pretend that you act any differently whatsoever.
Juan Phillips
Then why are you here. Think before you spout shit.
>Although technically the countries themselves would need to do something about it >But you shouldn't be able to run to the embassy no matter where you are from for diddling kids, that's bullshit.
Jaxon King
The better parts are the non-working class areas as implied in the post.
Jayden Fisher
>Australia >Underclass
......Abos? that's the only step lower than stryan desu mate.
That doesnt mean its ok to do as you want. The laws still apply and you should want to aspire to higher standards not find excuses to act with no standards.
Acting like trash isn't "winning".
Christian Ortiz
Well , accourding to half the british people in here they are fine taking advantage of poorer European places and shitting them up on purpose that have also had it on the rougher side from the EU so why shouldn't they take advantage of our country, at this point the cunts on this board have made him impossible to actually defend British sexpats , not that i ever would anyway , i'd love to personally gas them all myself, or at least beat some fucking sense into the retarded pozzed wankstains.
>oblivious to children in the vicinity They're not oblivious. They're evil.
Joseph Peterson
About time they start standing up against this tourism. Yeah they bring money, but it's not worth shitting up your whole city for a 2% increase in GDP.
Brandon Morris
I have had sex with 6 British girls in the last 2 years here in Benidorm (I work as a bartender). Two of them cheated on their boyfriends with me. It's fucking great, please visit Spain but leave your bfs there!
William Gutierrez
>Complaints from locals about tourists largely from Britain, Germany and France
Not just Brits then your spastic
Oliver Stewart
This.
Daily reminder that in 2015 tourism represented only 5% of Spain GDP (with figures increasing in the last years though), before someone comes along saying "we british tourists maintain Spanish economy blablabla". Maybe by eating our tomatos we semd to the isles or buying Zara clothes but not by coming here and trashing the place, a single high class Russian tourists can spend as much as a hundred low-income British tourists, and that's the path of tourism we should follow.
Alexander Hughes
I would consider anyone who has at any point gone to a place like Malia, magaluf, ibiza etc to be working class. So those anons would fall into that category.
Obviously teenagers are prone to that sort of thing and British teenagers are not outliers, in terms of sex we are well below european averages in categories such as age of first intercourse, number of partners and infidelity. Drug use as well, i believe we do more cocaine but less opiates and marijuana.
Drinking in of itself is hardly serious, the worst outcomes are fights and sex. British are probably more fighty but as said less likely to be promiscuous, our troll women take themselves to be supermodels so don't put out.
Finally the anons are right in part that the place is equally responsible in soliciting a type of customer. Cheap booze destinations with terrible music and promotional videos of fat english girls and sunburnt teenage men in england tops aren't going to attract our doctors.
And it's not like all tourism is going away if you just prohibit the degenerate behaviour.
Gavin Peterson
>hate tourists >love brown immigrants
Your country is worse than Britain
Adrian Harris
I find spanish girls incredibly easy when they come here. I've never slept with any because I've been with the same girl since i was 20 and promiscuity is damaging to a person, male or female, but they make it clear they will fuck you that very night if given the word. Some with boyfriends included.
It seems to be a feature of the sort of girls desperate to go abroad rather than national differences.
Gavin Jones
>n-no u kys
Hunter Bennett
Spain has way less muslims than Britain or Belgium. Sevilla literally looks whiter than any city in our country.
John Long
its funny when its really the english that caused this that they call themseves brittish so scots/welsh get put in the same boat as thes retards lol when really its just the english that are disgusting slobs
Samuel Sanders
>largely from Britain, Germany and France
Jaxon Cooper
>Actually trying to no u me by insinuating I'm the one no u'ing You saying you aren't a muslim country now? Hans wouldn't be so retarded you must be Abdul let me adjust the bants.
We need a stronger government that will get a hold of this situation and sort these cancerous people out.
Aiden Lewis
Is he coslplaying Phos?
Charles Adams
In other words these implied areas don't really exist and there really isn't a genetic difference between Britain's lower class and its snaggle-toothed middle and upper class.
