Thread for the official ______ of the Alt-Right
I'll start:
>Dodge Challenger: Official car of the alt-right
>Undercut: Official haircut of the alt-right
>Papa Johns: Official pizza of the alt-right
Thread for the official ______ of the Alt-Right
Josiah Garcia
Levi Taylor
>Starbucks: Official coffee of the alt-right
Wyatt Diaz
Don't forget New Balance, official athletic shoes of the alt right.
Levi Mitchell
Are you kidding me? Fuck Starbucks. I am never going back to that Diversity Sweatshop.
Joseph Adams
hey new balance is based.
>MGTOW: Official fraternity of the alt-right
Dylan King
I'm not kidding because everything the alt-right endorses, the left must react by disavowing and boycotting. If the alt-right endorsed the democratic party, the left would have to find someone else to vote for or else they are nazis too.
Hell, I bet if the alt-right endorsed oxygen as the official gas of the alt-right, the left would probably stop breathing air out of protest.
James Bailey
Make Pizza Great Again Papa Johns hats?? ORRRRR...we get Papa Johns to to MAGA hats with a Papa logo and start a website where we can get them for free. This should be done user. We can show our love of country and pizza at one stroke.
Jose Ross
I wasn't being ironic Island Nigger.
Matthew Powell
user...I think that is genius. We at Jow Forums should endorse Oxygen as the official gas of the Alt-Right. Water as the official drink. This is funny.
Aiden Perry
Chick-fil-A
Dick's Sporting Goods
Aiden Hughes
what did papa john say
Grayson Martin
Twitter: official text recruiting tool of the frog-right
Youtube: official video recruiting tool of the aut-right
Boomers: official Q shitposters
Winamp: official audio playing software of every sensible person
This is a shit thread and fuck you.
Ayden Smith
Ah, how could i forget the official curb stomping footwear company?
I for one support this idea.
>everything the alt-right endorses, the left must react by disavowing and boycotting
I think you may be on to something.
Also Papa John shat on the sportsball niggers kneeling for the anthem
Jordan Young
alfa romeo is car of western nationalists
badge is the flag of milan, from the symbol of the crusades and the serpent is eating a muslim.
Daniel Bell
Start endorsing shit the left likes as the alt-right so they turn against themselves.
>Alt-right endorses KFC, now all niggers eating at KFC are nazis
>Alt-right endorses Starbucks, now all s-o-y-boys getting their lattes are now nazis
>Alt-right endorses diversity, now SJW's are nazis
William Mitchell
>Antifa: Official Advertiser of the alt-right
Christopher Thomas
>Water: because our commitment to purity applies to our drinks
MY DIVERSE SUGARSOUP COFFEES GIVE ME STRENGTH
Charles Lewis
>Cracker Barrel: Official chain restaurant of the alt-right
>Milk: Official drink of the alt-right
>Ford F350 w/ confederate flag: Official chasing down brown kids vehicle of the alt-right
Joshua Walker
>tfw no Ford F1488
Ethan Phillips
The jews were actually gassed by highly oxygenated zyklon b.
Christopher Carter
The Right Stuff, the official media of the art right
Subaru Forester, the official car of the alt right (can’t fit white children in a charger)
New Balance, official shoes of the alt right
Lincoln King
More specifically you should sport a side part with your undercut and not have faggy long side hair hanging down to your ear
Parker Butler
Anons...I think we are losing focus. Do we pick things we like or do we pick things THEY like? If it what they like....then we have to officially endorse Pedophilia as the official sex of the Alt-Right....cause all you faggots know, they are moving the Overton window in that direction. If we just endorse it...we can stop it in its tracks. All we have to say is something like if Mohammend can have one wife who was nine then a NAZI can have at least two wives at age 12. This should stir them up. LULZYKEKS
Samuel Nguyen
we did the water one like 3 years ago
Isaiah Stewart
Yes you were, actual nigger
Kevin Howard
>Zyklon B: The Official Pesticide of the Alt-Right
Adam Ramirez
Bitcoin Cash: Official currency of the alt-right
Jason Cruz
>>Papa Johns: Official pizza of the alt-right
What happened with Dr. Oetkler?
Evan Russell
He didn't gobble up diversity training program, which is the worst sin for the jew.
Jordan Gonzalez
Undercut is the official haircut of shitskin arabs who ask for a "trendy" haircut.
Josiah Lewis
The last thing I remember hearing about Dick's was that they're removing 'assault-style' rifles.
Christian Hall
>Black guys: official wife fuckers of the alt-right
Gavin Martinez
Did you have loicense for this shitpost?
Andrew Ward
Papa John's is pronigger. They fired their CEO and founder for saying nigger.
So alt right is PC now?
Dylan Smith
Less niggers, better pizza.
Poppa johns
poppa bless
Benjamin Hall
>blacked.com : official porn website of the alt-right
Ethan Brown
Their founder was "Papa John"
Aaron Richardson
BASED
William Butler
so let's paint a picture:
part time Christian papa johns pizza delivery guy working a daytime trade, drives a Dodge Challenger (maga hat on the passenger seat) wearing his new balance sneakers with a fresh undercut from his barber, stops by chick-fil-a on his delivery route to say hello to his aryan girlfriend working there. She's drinking a Starbucks so he grabs it and tosses it in the garbage saying "I didn't kill kids in Iraq for real Americans to drink this watered down piss beverage."
Justin Lee
>Undercut
Historically, the undercut has been associated with poverty and inability to afford a barber competent enough to blend in the sides, as on a regular haircut.
Jackson James
Came here to post this