INSOLENT TRUDEAU TO SPEND EVEN LESS GDP THAN ALREADY MEAGER AMOUNT

its all part of the Plan, Trump will no lauch a pre-emptive strike on Canada as their military is weak

Remember this is all just theater. I mean really, the PM has virtually no security, same as all the MP's. To perform a coup in Canada would only take one drone strike.
>This post is joking and not at all to be taken seriously.

YOU HAVE TO BUY US GUNS, YOU JUST HAVE TO.
THAT'S ALL THIS SPENDING INCREASE IS ALL ABOUT.

>those trips

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This country is going to end up being punished very, very badly in the future for its smugness, its complacency and its mediocrity. We're already being punished by having a clueless faggot as PM

DAY OF RAKE SOON!

I think you're forgetting that, unlike Harper who had to hide in a closet during a terrorist attack, Justin would bare-handedly disarm and incapacitate anyone trying to kill him

Honestly as our brother in the north I wish you guys would be our 51 state so we could help sort each-other out.

Imagine how many retards we have of a population of 35 million was willing to give 40% of all votes to this moron

>spent more
>despite in dept
Fucking commie

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Why do we need a defense? US will do it for us.

I'm of the belief that geopolitical realities must eventually force a Canada/US merger.

pls do
I'd even settle for becoming a territory instead of a full fledged state

Nuke Toronto

>Nuke Toronto & Ottawa
ftfy, plz invade and annex asap desu

>they're asking for too much
>can afford to give money to endless numbers of poos, somalians, hatians, and other rapefugees
hmm

annexation in 2019

Nato has always been controlled by the US, but the EU allowed us to distant ourselves from its influence and the trade wars are merely an attempt to become its former dominant power again.

The EU is cancerous, but its still better than sacrificing our valuable people for your kikery and oil wars

The globalists are already working towards a continental superstate along the lines of the EU. That's why our State propaganda outlets and our universities have been busy for years trying to undermine this country's traditional institutions and to delegitimize its very existence (e.g. by claiming it's "colonialist" and peopled by "settlers" squatting on "unceded land")

Did they ever had a large defense spending?

canada has a population of about 30mil, the US ten times that. Canada has a gp of about a trillion, the US 18 times that. I think even just one of the US' intelligence agencies would have the power to completely take over canada if it set its mind to it. And it should. Because if the US won't do it, the chinese will at some point in this century. A complete takeover. And if the chinese do that, the US will face a strategic nighmare on the northern border. So better act now.

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Canada punched well above its weight during World War II and in Korea

I'm a 23 year old boomer, just starting to read into nato. I get that being the big boy with the big military allegedly gove the US some hegemony across the Atlantic, but it's absolutely ridiculous that were paying almost double our agreed amount when only one country benefitting from our presence is paying what was agreed to. What's the realistic outcome of us packing up and leaving and saving a lot of money? Merkel will of course try to replace it with EU+CA agreement, but will they feel the negatives?

It just feels more and more like the only realistic option that when our leader and our country are being mocked relentlessly by almost an entire continent that refuses to pay for our services. What happens to them when they get left in a union with no tit to suckle on?

Pretty based actually

Sigh...basically this.

Kek

Do you bootlickers really call big baby drumpf God Emperor? Lol

We must be resistant to an empire level state solution. Dissolving our federal level and replacing it with the DC organism would be preferable.

There really isn't a downsize to it. Canada is MASSIVE territory wise but you guys are essentially a snow Australia and are pretty much pseudo American culture wise. We share more culturally with you than any other country. NBA, NHL, MLB etc we should just get it over with and form a super continent country and after that no more states we can make Mexico a territory agreed?

There's a BRRRRT from an A-10 with your name written all over it, leaf.

fuck off with the divide and concur tactics you fucking kikes. Trudeau will be a one termer and either go blue or go orange, if we go orange then yes please do annex us.

It amounts to the same thing, because the US is totally controlled by (((them))), with the only possible exception being Trump

>There's a BRRRRT from an A-10 with your name written all over it

I already had a BRRRRAPPP from your mother this morning

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What is he exactly going to get out of this besides trying to score women's votes?

Mexico needs a good purge first. Like a radioactive glass kind.

Yes it's maybe because Greece despite all the defamation from your (((masters in Frankfurt))), when it signs something it fucking honours it. You maybe could understand what dignity means if you were a westerner you fucking Jamal's twink pet

he would get out his disguise kit and blend right in
then he'd get shot along with them when the counter-terrorism unit showed up

youtube.com/watch?v=NrY0quJNi1g
They literally don't have the money. They've shafted veterans and even current active servicement already

Can we please just nuke Canada?

the ironic thing is that if you leave NAto, eu cucks will probably start to increase their military spending even above the 2%. The reason being that now they would strategically be forced to. We only don't do it right now because the US presence gives us the strategic 'hack' to not spend because you do already.

Soon

I'm against an empire as well and basically the 50 states function as 50 "independent" governments who just happen to kick up profits to the fed. In terms of large scale organization it could be worse and it gets the job done.

>>This post is joking and not at all to be taken seriously.

Remember, Lucifer is the master of reverse psychology.

>citizens high on weed
>no guns or blades
>low on defense

Somebody should invade them already.

You wont be laughing once he ascends to the golden throne.

You're a moron.

That's literally what he's after

I'm thinking neutron bomb to like you said purge the pop but keep infrastructure. We just need to cull the heard so they won't see the need to migrate for resources.

>disguise kit
I think you mean man purse with makeup user.

Thank God I hope the leafs keep giving us incentives to invade them

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That would need to be more than one state to insure the electoral college works as intended. One state with too many internal demographics according to location would be flawed. There would be a lack of proper representation which would be needed to express problems according to different groups of people based on location.

It's not the same thing. Look the countries of EU have had their democratic wills superseded by an ever-expanding fake-democratic bureaucracy, functionally identical to the Soviet Union. DC has to work extremely hard for any of its power overreaches, far harder than the Canadian fed does.

No cuck boy. The reason you don't spend is because a)you are not allowed to do so and b)Cause that virgin childless bitch that governs you would rather give all that money to Jamal so that he can afford a nice crib to fuck your wife in. German autism and cognitive dissonance at its best

you don't have to call the annexed canadian territory a 51st state or something, it would be better to call and organize it as a protectorate or 'march'

If the invaders are American, except some token (though ineffectual) resistance because of many Canadians' hatred of the US. If the invaders are from anywhere else, there'll be no resistance at all because it'd be "xenophobic"

Just when I thought my admiration for this man couldn't go any higher.

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You're assuming that Canada would be brought under the US Constitution, but there's no reason to suppose that at all. Remember that Hillary's dream (in her leaked email) was of a "hemispheric" open-borders and free-trade zone. Abolishing the last checks on DC's power, or moving the seat of government to somewhere else altogether (such as Mexico City), would be the inevitable consequence of a North American Union

can't argue with trips of truth. just this, if the US leaves and NAto dissolves, we would be forced to increase our spending on military and Jamal and Hussein would be forced to get less free money. So it would be a zero sum game, but still a blessing

>can pay omar kahdr $10 million for throwing hand grenades at US troops
>can't pay canadian veterans for their service to the country
this guy and his party are fucking clown shoes

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Poor Trudeau. When Trump gets back he’s going to crush him.

>6ft tall blue eyed white handsome charismatic wealthy white man

>Jow Forums hates him

really makes you *pewdiepie voice* HMMMMMMMMM

(you)

I hope you enjoyed the negative attention you wanted.

I want off this ride.

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Trudeau is such a boss. I wish he were out president instead of the moron we've got.

He had $600 million on hand to pay for African women to have abortions, but said the kitty was dry when it came to the vets. He's a shameless liar and scumbag

Canada should just abolish its military. That would really fuck over Drumpf LOL

How much will they be spending now?
>about tree fiddy

I'm honestly surprises the army here doesn't just pull a coup d'état on our treasonous politicians desu

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Will cokehead's brother as PM improve Canada?

>trudeau to make Canada's military weaker as Trump plots annexation

why is trudeau such a massive easily baited, failure of a retard?

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You mean Doug Ford? He's the Premier of Ontario, and yes, he's already pulled back the LGTB pedophile sex ed. curriculum, so he's already a winner with me

The rake just got ten feet closer.

How many Soroses does it take to change a lightbulb head?

The fact that these rootless cosmopolitans keep showing up in this country to confer with the Liberals about our future is utterly terrifying

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>just give the left another 5 states
They dont get to vote. Their sickness must be purged through a generation or two or else it will just infect us too.

Articles of Confederation:
Article XI. Canada acceding to this confederation, and adjoining in the measures of the united States, shall be admitted into, and entitled to all the advantages of this union; but no other colony shall be admitted into the same, unless such admission be agreed to by nine States.
US Constitution:
Article VI. ...All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation...

>The fact that these rootless cosmopolitans keep showing up in this country to confer with the Liberals about our future is utterly terrifying

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This guy gets it, checked

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What's the fucking point of NATO if the others are not willing to contribute to maintain it right?

Leafland is fucking broke.

And it's housing market is where ours was in the spring of 2007. Good time to piss off your largest trading partner.

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>Based Trudeau making out of Trump his bitch.
You go Canada show us why we need to defy the US.

I'm still surprised he won. Isn't Ontario yugely majority liberal for almost 2 decades now?

Even if he pissed us off. And he is......if they elected a based prime minister next time all would be forgiven.

>Isn't Ontario yugely majority liberal for almost 2 decades now?
That was the Liberals securing the votes via bloating their public sector and paying millions to unions to get their votes - but they fucked things up so much even that wasn't enough

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It’s funny but it makes me sad.

>the baseline for my satisfaction is my kids not being indoctrinated with pedo-propaganda

You guys are beat down pretty bad huh?