What the fuck was inside it? They said they'd open it like 2 days ago but I can't find anything about it

Lole'd

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The tomb is dated to 300BC. The chances are high that it is Aléxandros ho Mégas

kek

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lel

Our sanity

guess why there was an explosion at a "chemical factory" near the airport

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another box

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japs are good at making jokes

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black jesus

So, did they stop Imhotep, or is he still on the loose?

Someone stole his sarcophagus
youtube.com/watch?v=KFREs4GaJVU

99% of "japs" here are proxy Americans or military Americans...

a frog-alike sleeping being

No idea, user. I do believe that there is tech hidden inside the sarco. Who owns it by now? Muricans. They were also the ones who build huge walls with cams around the giant pyramids. "to protect tourists from terrorists"... yeah right...

a mummy probably
thats what sarcophagus is for

We had this exact same thread yesterday.

There was a livestream of the event. They had it in a huge sterile room with white medical tarps everywhere. Whole team was in positive pressure suits and they had a big mechanical arm helping them open it. Preliminary x-ray scans couldn't penetrate the stone so they were going in blind. The stream was all in arabic but you could hear the team chattering in the background. As they cracked the lid a black mist began to pour out of the sarcophagus and the team's voices grew audibly agitated. As the lid was opened all the way the lights cut out and you could hear screaming. Then there was a loud bang and the stream died. Soon all the footage was scrubbed and even the announcements that it was going to be open were deleted. I didn't record the stream but maybe footage is out there. It was real late at night here in the US so idk if anyone else was up.

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Welcome to Jow Forums, frate.

LINK NOW OR 3000 YEARS OF BAD LUCK MAY CURSE YOUR FAMILY

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according to Egyptian media, this tomb was 185cm long and 5m deep, it goes back to Ptolemaic dynasty 323.BC so it's probably related to Alexander the Great

>black mist
Those were ancient egyptian farts
Everyone got gassed

Nice larp.

your mom's penis

they also found a head made of Alabaster next to it, and the cover of the tomb perfectly sealed so it wasn't opened at all after the sealing.
the researchers called the Egyptian military and now the region is locked until they finish everything

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But I thought he was back!

looks kinda like quartz

no muricans around? i doubt that

I hope it's Alexander the Great. Once they test his DNA we'll finally get the truth about him not being a Greek sandnigger.

this, why would japs come here when they have 2ch

This, these motherfuckers found Alexander the Great. Buried 15 feet down with an unfinished bust of himself. The unearthing of the West's greatest conqueror is a sign for all of us. He's come back to lead the new expansion of the Western manifest destiny.

Within years, we will be moving on the brown hoard. Our new leader is almost here, and he will take the mantle of conqueror from that grave and carry it as he sweeps across Africa, South America, Asia, and the Southern Hemisphere. Brace yourselves boys. You're about to become conquistadors.

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Nephilim with some ancient book in its hands
Alexander the Great
Some random mummy
Kek
Your mum

Its obviously a larp you retard you dont need to call it out

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I heard someone speculate it is Alexander the Great. So maybe a syphilitic fag?

They going to find dezzzes nuts

it was a team from the Egyptian Archaeological ministry that found it
they suspected this one to belond to a Noble man, since it was made of expensive materials and it was dragged for more than 500 km to the burial place

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Jewish mega-aids

The diadochi were fighting over who would have alexanders body as it would prove that they are his successor. Ptolemy last had it so his body is in Egypt and hopefully its this one and hopefully Greek sandniggers get BTFO!

a little but quartz does not have that malleable texture, like clay

DON'T OPEN IT

Apparently they opened it and found a dead body

express.co.uk/news/world/988872/egypt-tomb-sarcophagus-Alexander-the-Great-Giza-Plateau

I‘m from the expedition team, government has put out a reporting ban.
All I can tell is it has to do with a virus they found inside. Actually this was a trap.

don't make me do it

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this

Alexander was believed to be a demigod. He would have been given a royal sendoff.

My hope is that it is the missing power source for the Great Pyramid. The object that fits in the King's Chamber granite sarcophagus.

well they said his body is somewhere in Alexandria, and whenever a house gets demolished in that city, they look for traces of Alexander grave if they found none, they let people build in there, so it will take a very long time.

and I know lots of meds who have golden or blonde hair, doesn't mean he's Nord you retard, he was def a Greek

Alexander rises. The second coming draws near!
The time will come for him to lay claim his crown, and then the foe yes they'll be cut down. You'll see he'll be the best that theres been, Messiah supreme, true leader of men. And when the time for judgements at hand, don't fret he's strong. He'll make a stand against evil and fire that spreads through the land. He has the power to make it all end.

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not the same tomb

Who would do that? Put a dead body in a sarcophagus?

rest assured if it's anything interesting or ground breaking, we'll never get to hear about it.

Knowledge is power, and they want us dumb and weak.

LMFAO IM SO DEAD

Germans and libs absolutely cannot bant.

I wouldn't worry about it.

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LMFAO

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You are already late

>They said they'd open it like 2 days ago but I can't find anything about it

The military took control of the operation.
Google it. It's in the hands of the Egyptian military.

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Jimmy Hoffa

We won't hear about it like the other 1 million discoveries who prove that egyptians weren't kangz - their whole society stands and falls with this.

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Wrong song, Steve.

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iq level 200 you must be working for unit 731
i like (you)

not funny

i bet they found a stargate

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please don't mock Brendan Fraser, he's been thru enough

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Brutal!

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I want to believe so bad

Joseph Force Crater and Jimmy Hoffa's skeletons locked in a spooning position

Reminds of something I read the other day that kind of threw me for a loop. Do you know who's buried in President Grants tomb?

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>fags from /x/ shitting up Jow Forums as usual

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>All I can tell is it has to do with a virus they found inside. Actually this was a trap.
Odd this is what that entity I summoned a day ago told me

Warning prepare for extreme autism:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/178516961/#178516961

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Hiro knows what's up.

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i fucking hate summerfags so goddamn much
take your fucking medicine you schizos or take this stupid faggot non-political thread to

a nigger

Kek

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Btw i just used the site a oija board type of medium. Basically it told me I was loser and that it's name was Plague. Then I got banned for offtopic spam/posting(which I admit deserve because it wasn't political)

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Do they have crows or black birds over in Egypt? Because the guy might've been calling them to spread his influence.

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funniest thing ive read all week