I'm Jewish, AMA Jow Forums

I am Jewish, was raised Jewish, and attend a Reform Temple. Ask me anything Jow Forums.

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Are any of you good people?

Most of us are.

>inb4 300 replies
When are Jow Forumstards ever gonna learn

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How do jews define “good person” and why are they so quick to claim such a label for almost their entire race?

>flag
Checks out.
Anyway... whats more effective against the chosen rat people hammer or gas?

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>Reform
So you're basically a goyim.

how do you live with the (((lies)))?

Jewish lies detected

Don't be fooled Japan. to them, being a bad person is good.

how does it feel to be part of a people that were cursed by the god emperor Hadrian?

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Why haven't you made aliyah yet?

>cursed by the god emperor Hadrian?
cursed by God too, (((they're))) hazy about why tho!

Are you prepared for another pogrom ?
also sage

Have any other burgers gotten ads like this?

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How are Jew today?

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do you believe the holocaust happened?

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Immediately the Jew realizes that his usual trickery will not work against the cold steel logic of the samurai....he is afraid, lurking, waiting for a more passive goy to ask him softball questions so that can perform pilpul and slowly corrupt the minds of the innocent even further..:

how is this pol related you dumb fucking shart

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test

>I’m not a robot
>Support Israel
if you click one of them, does the other one turn grey?

>flag
>jew

why?

You have to choose between one Jew dying and 10 goys dying. Which do you choose?

How do you feel about blood libel

Did your test succeed?

>Did your test succeed?

No, he is still a Pole.

Fuck off attention whore.

how many white people will need to be killed for your people to be satisfied

Do us all a favor and climb into your oven

can you imagine being part of a people so shitty they get cursed TWO times

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Yup, he's a goy.

Reform Jews aren't Jews. This is a slide thread. Move on.

Get right

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Torah or Talmud?

how bout that talmud?

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How does it feel that Christ have risen, we - Christian crusaders are the New Israel - and you're following a false religion, that will highly likely end you in hell?

Nein

He said he is Reform which means he can claim to disavow the Talmud and Torah.

Yes we are, Orthodox Jews think they can have all the Jewry in the world because of your tyrannical mindset.

מנשק קמיעות

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Adhere to natural law

>an ama thread on Jow Forums
why the fuck are guys responding to this, it’s the most obvious bait I’ve seen all day.

Yeah, look at all the serious replies.

DO YOU TALK TO YOUR RABI AFTER YOU HAD A BAD DREAM?

Can i choose ten jews dying?

How literally do you take the talmud? Do you have any hermeneutic schools of thought that disregard or even condemn certain texts in the talmud outright, especially the notorious passages about how to treat goyim etc.?

Yeah, anyways, shabbat shalom

he is with us brothers

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What makes you think I'm interested in what you have to say?